Calamaty
1. prices
2. bitchy refs [dude, when there is a barrel pointed in your general direction, you could at least expect to get hit]
3. wipers [dude, check your hopper... dude check your hopper again... dude i saw a splat check your hopper a third time...]
4. newbs [allright bro, just cover me and don't let that side shoot.... *clack* dammit...]
5. paintball 1337s [pfft look at this noob with his ion and his halo... i mean look what a piece of crap]
6. spilling paint! <-pet peeve
7. thieves [yet to happen but the thought pisses me off]
8. dead shooters [allright he's gone... *clack* wtf???]
9. locations [hot as hell, dry as hell, middle of east jesus... almost always at least...]
10. getting shot [well that just sucks obviously]
11. lubing the slide [remove everything to put lube on a tiny metal tube... then put it back together again]
yep there's a lot of reasons not to like the sport... but even more to love it.
2. bitchy refs [dude, when there is a barrel pointed in your general direction, you could at least expect to get hit]
3. wipers [dude, check your hopper... dude check your hopper again... dude i saw a splat check your hopper a third time...]
4. newbs [allright bro, just cover me and don't let that side shoot.... *clack* dammit...]
5. paintball 1337s [pfft look at this noob with his ion and his halo... i mean look what a piece of crap]
6. spilling paint! <-pet peeve
7. thieves [yet to happen but the thought pisses me off]
8. dead shooters [allright he's gone... *clack* wtf???]
9. locations [hot as hell, dry as hell, middle of east jesus... almost always at least...]
10. getting shot [well that just sucks obviously]
11. lubing the slide [remove everything to put lube on a tiny metal tube... then put it back together again]
yep there's a lot of reasons not to like the sport... but even more to love it.
wait wait i got more...
12. people who use their guns as a status symbols [yeah i got my new shocker last week. really? how many kills do you have today? uh.... three.]
13. noobs! [sorry this is just worth covering again... they start shooting across pathes people are walking down and then say they rund out of paint and walk back to the parking lot with their plugs off and walk back onto the field with their masks up]
14. people who rely completely on their guns [if you've got an ego ripping at 20 bps in the back to kill one dude and i can take him out in four shots with my ion on the fifty tape, then you're just wasting paint]
15. dead batteries [boy has that made me look like a noob more than once...]
16. bonus balling [ok i'm out... *WHACKWHACKWHACKWHACKWHACK* let's try this again... I'M OUT]
17. having to pull the damn trigger to save a setting on my ion [i've had to do this in the parking lot with paint in the chamber several time now... and it sucks having to clean out the barrel and your plug]
18. ramping/ full auto or any mode that incorporates those playing styles [it's not only a waste of your paint but it's just ridiculous having to dodge an onslaught coming at a rate of 25 bps...]
19. shooting hot [dude ever heard of a chrono?]
yeah i can find a lot to whine about... more to come!
