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Yeah......

Last February, I was IMing someone I met on another website. My mother had a hissy fit.

I was like, "wtf???"

(a) It was a fanfic site. She was a frequent contributor.

(b) SHE gave away more personal informationt than I did.

(c) All that she knew was that I liked Buffy, and I lived in the same time zone as her. And she might have known my first name.

There are a ZILLION people, I'm sure, who live in this time zone with my name who like Buffy.

Did this make my mother less pissed???

No.

Should it have???

Yeah, probably.

She won't let me walk to the high school in the morning, despite the fact that the new football field (directly to the left of the school) is in my backyard and that the school is four buildings down from me. (Not including garages and such.)

So, yeah.

Apparently, the girl's father thought I was a stalker, so she couldn't talk to me anymore. I thought it was funny.

I mentioned it to my mother (who badgered me about it everytime I came down from using the computer), who said, "Oh, that's the kind of thing a stalker would do."

Yeah...... Girl never talked to me again.

DEFINITELY a stalker.

Guys are scum

3nodding

Most of em, at least

Especially the hot ones

Only if you're scum

Rawr

*is in a guy-hating mood after relating the story of my middle-school life to Ducky last night*

Well, I guess that works too. *Is a man* (It's true, though, I am 18! That's pretty much manly age. 3nodding )

Rant? You want a rant? I shall give you a few rants:

# 1 - The GLue Rant.

Glue is evil. And I shall tell you why. Take regular bottled white school glue. You are trying to glue two sheets of paper together, and when it dries, both papers are all wrinkly! Not fun; now you cannot use the other side! I know this sounds trivial, but thing about it in a huge scale. Next: with the same glue, try to glue two craft sticks together. It will turn out very messy because either a) you used too much glue; b) the sticks kept on moving because of the too-wet glue; or c) you picked it up before it was dry and it all fell apart. NOT FUN. Now, glue sticks. These abominations should not even be considered "glue sticks" for two reasons: the words in their name. Glue. Stick. They are not glue because they don't stick to anything! You try to glue a handout into your notwbook and five seconds later, it comes apart. And then, there are about fifty jillion different kinds of glue. School glue, metal glue, wood glue, nail glue, super glue, even krazy glue! ALL I AM TRYING TO DO IS STICK TWO THINGS TOGETHER!! And that's why I use tape.

# 2 - The Hypocritical Girl Rant

This rant is somewhat similar to [ Amputated Freckle ]'s (hi, miranda!). Why do girls complain that guys are such perv.s for looking at their boobs and butts when they are the ones wearing the low-cut skin-tight pices of fabric that I refuse to call clothing. There are clothes out there that are cute and non-slutty! WEAR THEM!

# 3 - The Sand Rant

I hate sand. It is small, gritty, and gets everywhere. It collects heat and releases it very fast (it has a low spacific heat capacity! physics final next week.) so it is painful to walk on. If I ever go to the beach, I want to spend time relaxing and talking with friends, and maybe going for a swim. I do not want to worry about sand getting in my bathing suit (VERY uncomfortable) or my eyes. It's a pain in the butt to wash out or off, and when you put your shoes // sandals back on, it HURTS to have sand rubbing against your skin every time you move. I know that I would enjoy beaches a lot more if it wern't for sand.

and that's all for now - I am sure I shall thing of some more later.

you mean brail?

my friend once made one that said FACE then and up arrow accross her chest.

at the tims she was actually my gf so yea.

Heh

Sadly yet thankfully, I never get elevator eyes

Mainly because my face is the least flat part of my body

D;