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 Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2019 6:50 pm
Tyrolite
Being tossed around inside the monster's stomach had his head spinning and his body aching from the rough jerks and swerves. Digestive juices were starting to sting his skin, his body covered in bile and fluids that smelled and felt horrific.
Despite his attempts at punching and kicking from the inside, he was starting to realize that this might be it. This might be the end. This might be the last few minutes of his miserable young life and no one wou---
The monster exploded in a burst of flesh and ooze, depositing him on the ground. He fell on his back (thankfully) and every muscle, every limb that moved resulted in feeling the gooey, ewwy ooze that still clung to his skin and mauled uniform.
His head rose in time to see the General stroll back in and he promptly let it fall back down with a thunk, heaving a tired exhale as he closed his eyes.
What. The. Hell.
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Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2019 6:54 pm
Corrupt Sailor Starr
Since dinner was on the table for others, Starr sighed as their just rewards was a medal. Like a cheap one.
He looked at it, pocketed it in subspace never to be pulled out again, kthnx.
To Obsidian, He cocked his head.
"Try not to encourage the clown." He saluted and came over to the tallest member of their group, knowing that Lyon would pass on to Peni, Quinnie and Eden where he was going, "I'm going home. This was...."
"Something."
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Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2019 7:07 pm
Lieutenant LyonsiteLyonsite couldn't help but laugh at the ribbons and just...held onto the piece of meat. She was covered in youma dust amongst other stuff. It was fine. She idly pulled at the ends, and made a mental note to herself to go tease Penikisite about putting this alongside his fancy degrees and certificates in his dentist office later. But...oh! Hey! That lieutenant that got swallowed popped out when the youma exploded! The woman grinned widely and turned to Datolite. "YO! CABBAGE PATCH! YO' BOY IS HERE! He's in one piece too!" Lyonsite paused as Starr came over, and she was just all grins. "Alright, Baby Starr! Hey, you did good! Get some rest and catch you later, yeah? Also, make sure to put that finger back up your a** before you go." She reached out to ruffle the corrupt's hair, and then jogged over to Tyrolite. The amazon lieutenant hovered over him. She leaned, bending at the knees a bit and resting tanned hands on them as she looked at him. For him, she had a wide grin, too. "Hey! Glad to see you're in one piece! Your girl---Cabbage Patch---over there---" One hand left her knee to gesture to Datolite over by General Obsidian. "She fought like a beast after she saw you get swallowed. She was clawing eyeballs and everything! That's a great girl you got---I was freaking inspired!"
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Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2019 7:44 pm
Peniksite was given a broad grin of approval, and Obsidian was quite pleased with such enthusiasm. "Hell, I could throw your a** in the Rift right now. The bitches in there are hungry and mean!" Before he could get too carried away with that line of thought, Vitriol finished his savory, delicious and nutritious snack. "Good boy!" He crooned, reaching out to gently ruffle behind those wolf-like ears. "I mean, nothing beats starseeds, but a little fiber helps you s**t."
Vitriol would feel something squirm in his belly, like the tiny bit of flesh he'd consumed wasn't quite... well, dead yet. It'd feel like something was trying to wriggle up, up, up his throat... but all that would end up happening is that he'd have some pretty nasty burps for a few hours. Excellent.
Captain Tantalite would be almost gently pinned to the floor.... before Obsidian seized her jaw, squeezed the pressure points hard enough to force it to open, and then inserted the dead flesh directly into her mouth. "Shhhhh," He soothed gently, "Shh, shh..."
He was slightly distracted by this, and wasn't paying much attention to anyone else at the moment. Gotta soothe the uncooperative beast.
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Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2019 7:55 pm
Captain TantaliteIt would only look like a gentle gesture from Obsidian's end of things, Tantalite continuing to struggle against someone who was clearly stronger than she was as she was pressed into the floor - especially when it was clear he could hold her down while forcing her mouth open and - Hrrk!There was only a moment in which Tantalite stilled and that was the time it took her body to process the texture of the hunk of Youma Meat that had been shoved into her mouth whether she liked it or not. Immediately, her face paled and for all of Obsidian's shushing, Tantalite thrashed all the harder, spitting it back into his face with great prejudice. He may have just made her a vegetarian in a single gesture. "You pIECE OF-" If anybody had ever thought Tantalite was incapable of such coloring language, they were wrong.
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Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2019 8:39 pm
Lieutenant Datolite
Well, the general said it best--she deserved it for showing up, so clearly the answer was to never go to training again. It certainly would save her the heart attack and the thoroughly unpleasant feeling of being teased by some jerk. She opened her mouth to ask something else, to divert from the way her cheeks burned, but she found herself distracted by the wolf boy just...eating...
"Oh holy s**t that's gross," she murmured lowly, putting a hand on her stomach.
But she saw Tyrolite move and heard Lieutenant Goku's booming voice, so she left the general's side and walked a little faster than her usual saunter, trying to hold back from just rushing to the downed boy. The yellow ribbon on her chest reminded her of another certain yellow disappointment, but more importantly she saw him blink, saw him shuffling around. He was going to be just fine, mental traumas aside.
Until Lyonsite started saying all sorts of things about the fight and the way she'd carried on, turning Datolite's face an even darker shade of pink. "I--it wasn't anything cool like that, I wasn't even worried," she stammered, flipping the edge of one of her curls the way nonchalant people did. She winced sympathetically when the general pinned down Tantalite--but he had made himself clear, and Datolite wasn't about to join her in eating youma meat. Speaking of which--with almost a flinch, she flung the piece the general had bestowed her far away from the group, trying to rub the ooze out of her uniform.
"I was totally ready to just let you be youma poop, ******** dweeb." She couldn't muster the venom in her voice to mean it, and she knelt down beside Tyrolite--looking him over, but afraid to touch. In a softer voice, she asked, "You gonna walk it off, T-Pain, or do we have to call 911?"
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Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2019 9:24 pm
Penikisite hardly acknowledged Starr’s little interjection into the conversation, although he did make it a point to reach out and ruffle the kid’s hair before he got too far. An impulse he kind of rolled with, half out of affection, and half because he definitely still have youma gook all over his gloves. There was a flare of mischief in his eyes as he turned back to the general behind all of this, his grin stretched unnaturally wider by the clown paint on his face. “Heh. Good. We’ll get on real well - I’m always hungry.” Not untrue. He’d gone on starving for so long, he could feel a coil of greed curl in his chest, ravenous for more. This did not stop him from laughing his a** off as the general turned around and shoved a hunk of youma meat down some poor b*****d’s throat. “Damn. Someone bit off more than they could chew.” And he cackled louder and harder, hoping he’d said it loud enough for Lyon at least to hear it; she always got his humor.
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Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2019 8:12 am
Captain SylviteThe youma didn't even have the decency to poof into nice fairy dust in a way she could appreciate. There had to be goo and slime everywhere, splattering over her nice shoes and dripping off her knives. She wrinkled her nose, hard. Obviously the guy who'd got eaten was having the worst time, but it seemed like everyone else was having a bad time, too. What was even happening right now? While she stood, kinda overwhelmed by the whole thing and staring at a string of the slime that was stretching really slowly from the tip of one of her knives towards the floor, she felt the weird, jerkface General's hands on her and then there was a little ribbon on her chest. Okay. Kinda cute? The literal lump of flesh shoved into her hands really ruined any redeeming qualities she thought this night might have. Then, some people started eating it, or like, in one case, having it shoved down their throats? Sylvite gagged. "Nope," she said out loud. "Nope, nope, nope." She dropped her own serving of weird youma meat down on the floor where it belonged, and then she teleported back to the city, where she stood blinking in an alleyway for a good minute. That had happened. [Sylvite is out]
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Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2019 8:32 am
Larimar looked at Tantalite and Obsidian for a long - long - unblinking moment. They really did. It was a long moment of contemplation, mixed with the strong emotion of holy s**t why is every general ******** insane -- and then they just turned, very slowly, and started walking out with the hope that the Captain's infuriated screaming would cover their retreat.
Nothing to see here, General. Nothing to see here.
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Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2019 7:20 pm
There was something that seemed to draw hands to his ears and considering he had the same compulsion when he met Wolfeite, he felt it was divine justice that it should happen now. The fact that anyone could scratch his ears was a blessing considering every time he had a itch, it took him forever to do so out of agonizing caution to not take out an eye or scratch a new scar. Allowing it (and kinda digging it,) he nodded.
"Sir, would you like if I cleaned this room now that it is done being used. For next time you should need it for a lesson." He asked. He knew that someone somewhere would have to do it. Maybe him. Maybe another poor sod. It was just better if he showed iniative on his slow climb to redemption.
As saw the youma piece that had been dumped on the ground and made note to retrieve it here in a moment. He swallowed down a burp as the youma inside moved like a goldfish going upstream. "Is this still alive?" He wondered out loud.
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Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 12:00 pm
Tyrolite
He wasn't paying attention to much - mostly just horrified at the feeling of slime and guts covering his drenched uniform and the fact some of the saliva was still coating his face (and hair, from the feeling of it). When the super tall, super happy looking Lieutenant peered down at him from the twenty feet she stood above him at started talking, though, blue eyes darted over to try to make sense of what she was saying.
His girl?
He didn't have a girl, what was she... Cabbage Patch?
Did he... maybe he received a concussion from the swallowing and bouncing around inside of the monster because none of what the woman was saying made any sense to the poor man as he struggled to sit up. The woman kept raving on and on about this girl of his that was fighting like some sort of maniac but when he lifted his head up to see where she was pointing to, Datolite was quick to jump in the way of this mysterious "girl" of his.
It took a few moments for his brain to catch up and process that the nameless Lieutenant had been talking about Datolite but from the sound of how Ella was treating things, the big haired woman was giving the other woman more credit than Datolite felt she needed.
She'd been... worried?
But then, just like that, he was back to being a <******** dweeb and T-Pain. As she settled down next to him, he sighed and shook his head, goop flying everywhere like water off a wet dog. Slowly rising to his feet, he glanced over at his companion, a little exasperatedly.
"Don't think 911 is a Negaverse thing," he grumbled, half wondering if concussions can resolve themselves or if he really did need to spend a fortune in medical bills to get looked at.
Nah, he'd risk the concussion.
"She just didn't want to lose her quota helper," he finally explained, looking over at the incredibly tall Lieutenant and offering a half-smirk. "I'm sure that scared her more than anything."
Seeing others flailing at the hands of the redheaded General, though, was all Tyrolite needed to see to know it was time to leave this "free" training session.
"I'm gonna... go ahead and go," he mumbled, thumb pointing in the direction of the double doors leading out. "I suggest you guys go too, unless you want to hang around Mister Crazy for much longer."
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Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 12:05 pm
Epidote
"It was a joke, c'mon."
He turned around, reaching down to offer his hand to his fallen Lieutenant. Eyes scanned her, looking for any potential injuries she might have earned during the fight, though Epi had tried his best (without making a big deal out of it) to try to defend his underling against the large, many-eyed beastie.
Ribbons and hunks of flesh were distributed, Epi quickly tossing aside the flesh and keeping the ribbon, amused with the words.
"I knew you'd be okay. You're too stubborn to die, Lieutenant."
He offered her a grin, or at least an attempt of one. Fighting a giant monster took more energy than he'd like to admit and he was feeling peckish after the battle.
"What do you say I treat us to some shakes for a battle well fought?"
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Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 2:11 pm
Lieutenant Anatase
Green eyes blinked when her general helped her to her feet. She swayed a little, hands reaching to steady herself and grabbing a hold of the front of her uniform. Her brow furrowed struggling to process how...nice he was being.
He complimented her...he was being nice.
She wrinkled her nose in distrust. Something was up. Was he playing nicey-nice because they were surrounded by others?
Hm, she wanted to ask but she promised to 'behave' as he put it, so she would ask him later when they were alone. "This wasn't a funny joke," Anatase grumbled.
Shakes, however, were appealing. "Yeah, that sounds nice. But I wanna pick the place, kay?"
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Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2019 10:11 am
Lieutenant LyonsiteLyonsite looked between Datolite and Tyrolite, brows raised high. "Uh---" Cabbage Patch was dismissing it, and Youma Chow didn't look convinced. Dots were being connected here. "Cabbage Patch---" She started, with a grin. "Don't be so modest---it's cool to show you care!" She looked at Tyrolite. "The poor thing was pretty distressed. She was screaming and everything on top of kicking a**. We almost climbed into the youma's mouth right after you on her suggestion!" It seemed he could rise to his feet just fine though, and the tall lieutenant clapped both of the smaller lieutenants on the shoulders with a cheerful force. "Sounds good---nice to meet you, Cabbage Patch and---Cabbage Patch's boy---hopefully I'll see you around, yeah?" The woman paused, as Penikisite's voice carried over, and she looked up to see General Obsidian on the ground with another agent and--- "HA!" She belated connected the comment the clown lieutenant had just said, and unfortunately had boomed that laugh right beside Datolite and Tyrolite's ears. She clapped them both once more on the shoulders, and then jogged away from them towards her team mate to collect him.
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Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2019 7:25 am
Lieutenant Datolite
Getting close had been a mistake--Tyrolite shook himself dry, and the nearest target was Datolite, who whined in disgust when he got youma slobber on her uniform, her hands, and in her hair. "Ew, what the fuc--" she started, pulling her hands away, but as Tyrolite started to stand she leaned back in to help, at least until he made some cheeky comment about how she only cared about his quota gathering skills.
Datolite's cheeks burned, and she didn't like it.
"Haha, sure, whatever," she replied, flippant and easy, but her gaze was prickly as she followed him to standing. It was easier to look at lieutenant Goku, who had earned herself a little wave. "It's whatever, it exploded before we had to do anything. He's fiiiiine. Thanks for the carry though, I'll see you around, Super Saiyan."
Datolite started to turn away, considering the encounter over, but she flinched at Lyonsite's booming voice, for a moment feeling as panicked as she had with the youma pulling Tyrolite into its mouth. Then she shook her head, rubbed at her face, and forced down her expression until she was cool as a cucumber, her usual Hakuna Makata self.
"See you around, Covey," she added softly, not making eye contact as she walked towards the exit.
[Datolite exit.]
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