=>[META]The Spiteful Fury of the Empress (Diamond^2)

[Sypon]

The cacophanous noise of Tamiya rattling around and coughing after the blast filled the room. She shook off the remaining gerb-husks, wiping the soot out of her eyes. Thank gog he hadn't ripped her suit.

She looked around. Overkill. Pure idiocy. VICTORY!

"Ha ha!" Tamiya pumped a fist and whipped her pipe back into her belt. "Furore, you are a ******** stupid dickclown, and it disgusts me to say that you might yet have a place in the holy Big Top. You shithead, you bag of ground beefgrub and idiot bolts. You have done a goddamn bang up job and that is all there is to say about that." She coughed, shaking some of the dust out of her hair and blinking the bright blue lights out of her vision.

"Sinter! Where are we? Furore has temporarily made me go blind, which is just ******** terrible. Be my glowing goddamn globes tonight, you beautiful a*****e. And Mentha, make sure Furore's bits and bobs are not bashed up. You both need all of your parts for the amazing flight we are about to have in space, methinks."  

[DraconicFeline]

Psykgi let out a... maybe a little wild... cheer as her moirail let loose. Flame and power let loose, stopping those little undead critters in their path.

"That was awesome!" she enthused, rushing to his side, "That was so awesome, oh my glob, did you do modifications?" she asked, though her real focus was looking him over for injury. She would have done it anyway - Tamiya wouldn't have had to ask.

But she did, and she did. And it wasn't hard to tell that he was fine. Good. She gave him a solid pat on the back - couldn't give him a hug in this spacesuit - and pumped her free fist in the air.  

[seekingCylem]

Sinter explores the control room!

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Sinter blinked away the bright lights obscuring his vision. He'd apparently come out more fortunate than Tamiya. He cast his moirail a worried glance she couldn't see. Well, as long as she was in good spirits otherwise... Vision cleared, Sinter looked around. All the gerbils were husks at best, dust at worst. And that on the opposite wall, was that the door to the-!?

"The control room!" he shouted before catching himself. He cleared his throat and straightened his space suit. "Excellent! Let's take care of this mission."

Some time and muffled swearing later, it looked like the mission was one that required further pyrotechnics. "I can't believe the gerbil swarms managed to do this much damage." They must have chewed through some important wires, among other things. Sinter shivered. As much as he would have liked to reclaim such an enormous ship on his first venture out, he wasn't too bent up about getting the hell off of it.

He'd find the explosions cathartic.

Minibosses Slain: 4/4
Ship Advancements: 6/20  

[zeflamigo]

Leeroi laughed. He laughed loud and nearly doubled over on himself. Laughter bled into something of a sob, and Leeroi quickly pulled his good arm through his suit to pinch his eyes. Winning on its own would have been great for Leeroi- this was wonderful.

"Thank you, Lieutenant!" Leeroi shouted through the last bits of his laughter. Tamiya was a riot and Leeroi never thought he would see the day he'd accept her praises. But with praises like that, who could argue?

And Psykgi... lovely Psygki. He wanted to lift her in the air and sing her her own praises. "Psykgi, we did it." He smiled, wide and goofy. "We won. Together."  

[Hivestuck]

The screen flickers on...

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