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Micillia rolled 1 10-sided dice:
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Total: 4 (1-10)
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2016 10:07 am
Punkie HP: 17/40 Gifts Obtained: 31 small 5 medium 0 large 0 huge Shopping at: Helega's Tuber Shack
Gain 3 small presents / Lose 1 hp You find three spud-shaped erasers, sitting at the bottom of a bin.
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Micillia rolled 1 10-sided dice:
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Total: 10 (1-10)
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2016 10:08 am
Punkie HP: 15/40 Gifts Obtained: 34 small 5 medium 0 large 0 huge Shopping at: Helega's Tuber Shack
Gain 3 small presents / Lose 2 hp You've got your hands on three little statues of anthropomorphic vegetables, breakdancing. They're as tacky as they sound.
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Micillia rolled 1 10-sided dice:
10
Total: 10 (1-10)
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2016 10:09 am
Punkie HP: 13/40 Gifts Obtained: 37 small 5 medium 0 large 0 huge Shopping at: Helega's Tuber Shack
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Micillia rolled 1 10-sided dice:
6
Total: 6 (1-10)
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2016 10:09 am
Punkie HP: 12/40 Gifts Obtained: 37 small 6 medium 0 large 0 huge Shopping at: Helega's Tuber Shack
Gain 1 medium present / Lose 1 hp You buy a pair of slippers that are designed to look like tubers. These better not show up in alt art.
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Micillia rolled 1 10-sided dice:
5
Total: 5 (1-10)
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2016 10:10 am
Punkie HP: 10/40 Gifts Obtained: 38 small 6 medium 0 large 0 huge Shopping at: Helega's Tuber Shack
Gain 1 small presents / Lose 2 hp You have yourself a small nesting doll. It looks exactly like a root vegetable. Inside is a smaller root vegetable, and so on and so forth
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Micillia rolled 1 10-sided dice:
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Total: 1 (1-10)
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2016 10:11 am
Punkie HP: 8/40 Gifts Obtained: 41 small 6 medium 0 large 0 huge Shopping at: Helega's Tuber Shack
Gain 3 small presents / Lose 2 hp You select three 'humorous' vegetable-shaped tea cozies. You're not sure what the joke is, they're just shaped like a - oh.
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Micillia rolled 1 10-sided dice:
8
Total: 8 (1-10)
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2016 10:12 am
Punkie HP: 7/40 Gifts Obtained: 44 small 6 medium 0 large 0 huge Shopping at: Helega's Tuber Shack
Gain 3 small presents / Lose 1 hp YOU FOUND THREE ENTIRE POTATOES. YESSSSSSS.
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Micillia rolled 1 10-sided dice:
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Total: 1 (1-10)
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2016 10:13 am
Punkie HP: 5/40 Gifts Obtained: 47 small 6 medium 0 large 0 huge Shopping at: Helega's Tuber Shack
Gain 3 small presents / Lose 2 hp You select three 'humorous' vegetable-shaped tea cozies. You're not sure what the joke is, they're just shaped like a - oh.
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Micillia rolled 1 10-sided dice:
5
Total: 5 (1-10)
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2016 10:14 am
Punkie HP: 3/40 Gifts Obtained: 48 small 6 medium 0 large 0 huge Shopping at: Helega's Tuber Shack
Gain 1 small presents / Lose 2 hp You have yourself a small nesting doll. It looks exactly like a root vegetable. Inside is a smaller root vegetable, and so on and so forth.
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Micillia rolled 1 10-sided dice:
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Total: 3 (1-10)
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2016 10:15 am
Punkie HP: 1/40 Gifts Obtained: 50 small 6 medium 0 large 0 huge Shopping at: Helega's Tuber Shack
Gain 2 small presents / Lose 2 hp You buy two potatoes. Jackpot.
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Micillia rolled 1 10-sided dice:
6
Total: 6 (1-10)
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2016 10:16 am
Punkie HP: 0/40 Gifts Obtained: 50 small 7 medium 0 large 0 huge Shopping at: Helega's Tuber Shack
Gain 1 medium present / Lose 1 hp You buy a pair of slippers that are designed to look like tubers. These better not show up in alt art.
57 gifts + 1ep for dead = 6 ep and 1 repair parts
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Green Minuet rolled 1 10-sided dice:
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Total: 1 (1-10)
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2016 2:56 pm
Health: 36 Small Presents: 3 (MS) Practicality was the bane of a troll such as Lutrin. Yet her best friend was a very practical sort, and so she found herself perusing a very practical sort of place in the most practical way she could: from the top of the shelves of course. Never mind any, whoops. Gotta go to work. “”[ Lutrin gets 3 small presents. ]
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Buzzwulf rolled 1 10-sided dice:
9
Total: 9 (1-10)
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2016 9:38 pm
Operation Jingle Justice"Alright, agent Spongy Bungee". Engrav said, looking up at the excitable yellowblood on the shelves. "We're just here to loot." He looked down at the clipboard again, running through his calculations. Engrav had been spending time surveying the entrances to each store, and he'd come to some conclusions. First of all, the each present repository was a deathtrap. He had counted the minutes since trolls had entered each store and been carted off in critical condition. Helega's Tuber Shack had been the clear winner, with trolls spending close to twice as long inside before being removed in traction. Then, he'd counted carefully the number of presents each troll had been removed with. "So, with a present-to-time ratio of 1.052 presents per minute spent inside, Helega's Tuber shack is the clear winner in pure volume, agent. Good to have you on my side. Now get looting!" He turned to an isle of spud-shaped boots and immediately started grabbing, trying to dodge the irritated hisses of other trolls. Quote: HP 37/40SHOPPING AT: Helega's Tuber Shack PRESENTS EARNED: 1 mediumPRESENTS TOTAL:Small: Medium: 1 Large: Huge:
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Green Minuet rolled 1 10-sided dice:
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Total: 8 (1-10)
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2016 9:47 pm
Health: 39 Small Presents: 3 (HTS) SPONGY BUNGEE GO. “”Quote: Separate encounter from the one with Nepsah. [ Lutrin gets 3 small presents. ]
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nepsah rolled 1 10-sided dice:
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Total: 8 (1-10)
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 7:55 pm
Deimos Somnus HP: 28/40 Damage Taken: 5 Currently Shopping At: Military Surplus Outlet Presents Acquired: 1 Medium Present, 3 Small Presents, 1 Large Present
Alright, this store was getting to be a little too dangerous to be in, and Thypion was getting antsy. Dei relented and started back toward the checkout lines when he noticed something out of the corner of his eye. He paused, squinting up at the high shelf-- oh! A lamp! He could use one of those. He looked around for a moment to see what he could use to get it down- and seeing nothing, decided he'd just scale the shelf. Climbing shelves was exactly like climbing trees, right?
Wrong.
He at least made it to the top before the started to bend under his weight. Thypion was not amused by this behavior. He should know better, clearly. Trying to be as quick as possible, Deimos snagged the box with the lamp in it, then crawled down the shelving unit.
"Will you stop? I didn't get hurt or anything." He huffed a bit at Thypion's double-unamused stares and shoved the box into one of the carrying pouches. To the registers!
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