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The whole ship jolted and came to a jerking stop. The lights turning off and haivng only the air supprt jarre everyone awake and out of their rooms. Sabine was out of her room and had her weapona nd light on looking down the hallways before venturing outward. She bumpbed into Dwinky at the corner causing both to jump just enough.
"Sorry!" Dwinky gave an apologetic grin seeing the gun, and happy to not be hit by it. "What's with the lights?" He asked noting the pitch blackness aroudn them.
"I have an idea." She growled stlakign down the hallways and going by memory and memorization.

Arriving at the bridge everything happend both fast and slow at the sametime. The group came in and there was Dib. The Pak and the Pak was attached to a computer console. And it was glowing.
"s**t!
Sabine swore while Hera dahsed and takcled Dib only to get him away formt he thing.
Sabine was fired at the Pak but nothng happeneed. "Hera its in the system!" She yelled while tyring to pull it off but was givne a visicous shcokf or her efforts.
"Any ideas of how to purge an Irken perosnality?? Cause I'd love ot hear them." Dwinky said accessing their systme and tyring and failing to pull anyting up.
"We need to get off the ship!" Sabine recovered formt eh shcok while Hera was makign sure Dib hadn't been harmed.
"Dib what did you do?" She yelled and shook him. Not in anger but fear. "What did you do?"
Before they could run the doors to the ship closed lockign them in. Everythign went deahtly still and they coudlnt' excape. They were trapped.
With the irken.
"Could you please nto attack me? Its a bit annoying thank you."

w who you are I have had the immense displeasure of bieng stuck in your room if recall but that is besids the point. yes I cna tlak and noI am not a defect and I would thank you nto to call em that again. Unless you like the cold enbrace of sace that is." the voice swithced between irratationt o humor seeminglessly however there was an under tone of coldness to it.
"You ******** idiot!" Sabine hissed at Dib wit all her fury but she had ot hodl her tongue.
"Ididot yes we cna agree howwever do to his idioy I am at this moemnt in posession of a body, such as it is. Therefor I am fidnig it difficult to call him entirly uesless idioctic yes most certianly. It's not every day an unwitting species reanimaites someone of my rnak and doens't evne know it." The voice gave the inpression of shrugging.
"If you wanted to kill us-" Hera began but was interupted.
"I would hav eodne so already yes and quit easily to. But sense I'm not and do not take this the wrong way ehteir please is that we are all ina .. shll we say akward predicterment." More shrugging.
"Your our ship now. How exaclty is that a predtierment fo ryou? Her aasked carefully.
"Simple this body doenst suit me Id ont' like it and despie the fireing abilites it has I find it lacks the confots of my odl one. Such as it is. I"m not stuid by any menas therefore I am willing to make negotions with you all. I will not harm any of you and for the time being you allow me to reside in here until I aquire a new body. Im not picky mind you I just prefer an Irken one ... but givne the history files I've pulle dup that might not be happenigna nytime soon sooo ..."
"You want to be our ship?" Sabine asked not sue if she was losing her midn or not.
"No I do not. but I am forced at this time to reconsider my options. My deal stands so ... what you all say?"
"Your acting liek we have a choice." Hera bite out codly.
"Your getting more htan most pilot and you all know that."

"I"m sensing some descension here but oh well not my issue. The uh Dib one ,, yeah you with the glasses I cna admire your desire to understnad us but at the sametime i pity yor enthusasim. and I will say it again I am no defect and my name if yo do in fact want one is .. well none of your bloody uisness." The vocie laughed.
"No more Irken tehc on my ship end of story!" Hera hissed at Dib. No more their system was already corrupted and liekly beyodn repair ehr home and livley hood was now infested witht hsi things mind. "You cna say what you want sense we cna't acutally refuse you."
"i''m not demanding though I coudl fi it will set you all one a more firm path. I am proposing a temeray allaince such as it is so that we both cna rid of teahcother. I disliek this form in truth and find it less appelaign them origonal body. But sacrficies in war msut be made."

The voice gave a humming sound, like it was thinking. "So long as it is not a SIR nit. i will not be dmeoted or thrown so low as to be a servant." t said fianlly. An other form would do but no he would demote himself even further by beign a servant.
"Does are easier to throw out an airlock." Sabine mutter and she knew it heard her but it said nothing. "Do you have a preferance than?" She asked.
"As for your hsip I will let you have control again you wont evne kno I'm here! As for a perferance if one stikes my fancy I will let you know. As for our arrnagment go about whatever it is you do daily and I will simpy be going int he back ground. Research and all that enjoy." Witht hat the lights cam on again and the hsp begna movign.
Everyoen was silent for a time as iftesting to se if the vocie woudl come back.
"Well s**t."

"Stupid usels tech always brekaing - AAHH!" Zim cursed as he slammed his head intot he montior he was workign on and hearing the blarng alert he was getting an incoming transmission.
Of course now of all times!
He lookeda t the adress and didnt reconzie it which could mena tow things. One th eArmada but there's were easy to understnadif you knew what to look for. Two it wa disress call which would make less snese sense it was encryted.
Oh well what was the harm.
"Oh it's you Beast." He sneeed seeing Dib. What is it you wnat form Zim? I'm alttle buys at he moent." Really eh was and Gir spnnign aorudn uptop working was only soehwat aggrivating at the moment compared to delaig with the uma

"Do you assume I"m a trader Beast Thing? I'm not and even if say I had somethign liekthat why would I bother giving it to you? Not like you understand Irken Tech enough to use it propley." he muttered the last part more t himself. "Also anyting I have that might even be usable to you is already goign to someone else. Who actually could afford a good trade unlike you and your second rat resistance group."
He had done digging and he was more surprised, not inpressed, that they hadnt' been killed by this point.
"Honelsty I'm more surprisd your all still alive. not an insult which is strnage I know but think of it like this. You really thinkt he Armada coudlnt fidn you all if they didt' want to? They dont' becuase none of you are worth killing. Simle. So why bother fighening them? Why bother fightneign anything that your not worht anything to?" That twilign was gettign annoying. Zim gave a hiss to Gir to shut up whic it worked, for a bit anyway.

"Dib I am painfully aware ofyour ignorance ithis society but the the reality is no one willl trade you Irken tech even fii they had it. To dneorus to unstalbble take yor pick." the irken shrugged. "Also for what your askign or nto askign I might add that type of body is rare and never leaves the armada. Just pointing tha t out there." he popped back u on screen again after tinkerin under the console.
"Also I understand that your group or whatever they are cna barley afford anyhng os if I did have osmehting why would I give it to you for nealry nothing? Or rivaly aside Dib unlike you and your pathetic ecxudse of a crew I have to self sustain and I don't rely onothers fo hand outs."
Plus he had plans for this one anyway. Hed been workin on it for asevelre weeks in truth, The Tallest had sent an assassin after hima dn he only barley managed to destory it, balrye and at great cost to hismelf. He woudl not be handign it ver until he leanred everything that Unt had n him.