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 Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2014 12:07 am
"Oh I will, don't worry; s**t's expensive. I just mean now I have to think of other ways to show off to you to make up for it," he said simply, and maybe a little smugly too.
As Chel went to get the remote, he sat up straighter and stretched, testing the limits of his bad shoulder until his face scrunched and something popped. Ow. It'd take time to process the fact that he was now in a relationship (loosely put) with the strangest boundaries (or rather, the lack thereof) he had faced yet, but the words had come from his mouth and from a gut feeling, so he'd trust it. It hadn't yet killed him, and freedom was good. Better than drifting around for someone who wasn't there.
Sounding his agreement in reply, he accommodated himself as Chel reclaimed her seat, hiding a grimace as his body reminded him of the easy to irritate chafe marks at his thighs. "Ready for some gay midgets fighting over some bling."
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2014 12:26 am
Balrog Fight
While Jack adjusted himself, Chel sat there and sparkled inwardly with a dumb smile on her dumb face. She knew arguing with Chris had been for a good cause.
"Sounds like a porn," Chel murmured. Then thoughtfully after a moment or two, "I'd watch it."
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The movie began with its typical overdramatic music overture and landscape shots. "Most people think this one's the shittiest one."
Which seemed to be the opposite as Gandalf had a dramatic, badass fight with the Balrog at the bottom of the pit. Chel winced as the twosome smashed into the ground. Of course she knew that his return would come later, but she didn't want to ruin the surprise for Jack.Quote: In the Mines of Moria, Gandalf the Grey gives his life in battle against the Balrog, giving the Fellowship of the Ring time to escape.
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2014 12:30 am
Balrog Fight
He tried very hard to focus on the fighting sequence and not too much about the falling part. His memory was mostly recovered, but there were still times he could slip back to the dragon in broken and panic-riddled snippets.
"Why?" Jack asked. "Not as much action or something?"
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2014 12:46 am
Balrog Fight/Gollum
Chel put her hand in Jack's and tried not to think about the way he was tensing harder than he should have been, perhaps without thinking about it.
"S'a bunch of filler s**t. There's some pretty ********' cool parts, but a lot of it is people talkin' and s**t. First one's got the group comin' together and you get to know the good guys, third one's got all the final clashes and s**t, so the second one's like the awkward middle cousin."
She was still feeling somewhat tingly as the effect of Jack had yet to wear off. But the feeling sunk to the bottom of her stomach as Gollum appeared on screen. Still hideous the second time around. "Woop there he is," she said, faking a gagging noise. "S'like Chris in the morning I swear." Quote: Weeks later, Frodo Baggins and Samwise Gamgee continue their journey to Mordor to destroy the Ring. At night they are attacked by Gollum who seeks the Ring for himself. Frodo and Samwise capture Gollum, but Frodo takes pity on him, understanding the burden of the ring. Requiring a guide, Frodo persuades Gollum to lead them to Mordor.
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2014 12:57 am
Balrog Fight/Gollum
He became aware of it only once he felt her fingers snaking in, and Jack forced himself to relax with an inner scoff; stupid movie. "Nothing wrong with exposition," he said as it shifted back to Sam and Frodo. "Maybe I'll finally get to understand the mystery of Elven Witch Magic...s**t, unless this is the movie where I have to remember everybody's bloodlines?"
The Chris comment got her his first genuine laugh since he first entered the room, moreso after he heard the thing's voice. "That is one ugly ********, I agree. The hell happened to him and...oh god, they're really going to trust a guy with multiple personalities?"
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2014 1:06 am
Gollum
"S'cause Frodo feels bad. Gollum used to be a normal dude but he got the ring for a while and it turned him into that s**t." She was quiet as Frodo and Sam bantered with the creature, somewhat in disgust, somewhat in pity. "S'kinda sad 'cause he used to be pretty chill. I'd kill him just to put him down, y'know?"
She wondered if any Gollum creatures were running around Halloween. "Just watch, one of those s**t's is gonna pop up in the minipet crates one day. Then you'll really be laughin'."
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2014 1:16 am
Gollum
"Mm..." Beat. "That's what you'll turn into if you keep bothering me about a wedding ring," he tried to joke. It was way too early into their movie marathon to turn melancholy. "My preciousssss. God, if one shows up in the minies, I'm signing out for a different shift if I can't kill it. ******** that noise."
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2014 1:26 am
Gollum
Chel snickered at Jack's enthusiasm for squashing Gollum. It seemed everyone that watched LOTR had the same feeling.
"Then you better get a wedding ring soon so you don't have ta ******** that s**t," Chel shot right back.
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2014 1:29 am
King Theoden
"God all these old dudes are such boner killers," Chel whined, thoroughly irritated by everyone's whispering and shifty looks. "Least Aragorn's bangable as ever."
The hairs on the back of her neck rose as she remembered Aragorn and Arwen had one of the more intimate scenes in this movie. Hopefully it wouldn't be too much.Quote: Rohan, Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli pursue the Uruk-hai who have taken Merry and Pippin prisoner. Meanwhile, King Théoden has been entranced by Gríma Wormtongue, who is secretly in the service of Saruman. Incited by Saruman, Orcs and Wild Men of Dunland, lay siege to the lands. Éomer accused Gríma of being a spy and is banished for undermining him.
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2014 1:38 am
King Théoden
Oblivious to her concerns, Jack snickered. "He does have some beautiful eyes," he admitted. "Better him than the elf; at least you know you'd be ******** a dude. ******** an elf, you wouldn't know its gender 'til you took its clothes off."
He paused.
"Speaking of which, is Arwen back for the movie or do I have to wait?"
In the midst of important political intrigue and rising armies, he asked the important questions.
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2014 1:50 am
King Theoden
"Lookin' into yer boyfriend's eyes? Pretty gay dude." Said the gayest person in the room. "Arwen's in the move yeah," she continued conversationally. "Can't remember when her tits show up."
Jack and Chel had their priorities as straight as Chel's sexuality.
Then someone said the iconic line and Chel snorted. "See- that's what ya need Jack. Elf eyes!"
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2014 1:51 am
Treebeard
One boring political scheme later; Chel sat up a bit straighter at the arrival of the tree ent. "Treebeard!" she exclaimed, pointing to the screen and looking at Jack for some kind of inside-joke excitement he wasn't going to provide because he wasn't the right person. "Well?"
As in, I'm talking to Owain, not you.
Quote: Éomer sets forth to the countryside to gather the remaining loyal men of the Rohirrim. Éomer's army later ambush and kill the Uruk-hai holding Merry and Pippin. Merry and Pippin flee into the forest and meet Treebeard, the oldest of the Ents.
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2014 9:21 am
King Théoden
"We'll see how sassy you are during their sex scene," he retorted with a little smirk. At least, that's what he figured would be going on since they already declared their love in the first scene.
And then, at last, Jack had the famous quote in context and cackled. "Too bad mine've been ******** with too much," he lamented.
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2014 9:27 am
Treefriend
Jack was already smiling to himself as Owain made giddy noises in his head. "He's very pleased to meet him," he said with a glance to Chel. "It's making him nostalgic—well, as nostalgic as weapons can get."
Shshshshshsh. The sound was like the wind stopping and starting between thousands of leaves. Pay attention!
Jack put a finger to his lips, grinning as we went back to watching the film.
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2014 11:21 am
Treefriend
Chel smiled and said, "You're welcome Owain." She settled more comfortably in Jack's shoulder. Despite Owain's urging for silence, Chel chattered on, "Chris loves those things. He loses his s**t every time."
Her fingers slowly traced the veins on Jack's arm. She was unapologetically happy.
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