A Natural Blessing Username: Nemesis Valkyrie Tell Me a joke: Customer- "Excuse me, this coffee tastes like mud.”
Waiter- “Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.”
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 1:03 pm
A Natural Blessing Username: saedusk Tell Me a joke: What do you call a fish with a tie? soFISHticated
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 2:10 pm
A Natural Blessing Username: Nuclearity Tell Me a joke: What do you call a cross between a peach and a monkey?
An Ape- Ricot (Get it???)rofl
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 3:38 pm
A Natural Blessing Username: Master Wild Mage How Many Soquili Do You Have?: 2 (plus a basket on the way from my own breeding) Make Me Laugh: Want to hear a pizza joke…. nah, it’s too cheesy. What about a construction joke? Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one. Did you hear the one about the rope? Skip it. Have you heard the one about the guy in the wheelchair? Never mind, it’s too lame.
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 4:13 pm
A Natural Blessing Username: PidgeonsGoMeowX3 How Many Soquili Do You Have?: 1 Make Me Laugh:
What do you get when you cross a Rottweiler and Collie?
A dog that bites off your arm and then goes to get help. |3
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 4:19 pm
A Natural Blessing Username: Nilah44 How Many Soquili Do You Have?: 0 Make Me Laugh:
What do you call a cow with no legs? xxxxxGround Beef
What do you call a cow with 2 legs? xxxxxLean Beef
What do you call a cow that talks? xxxxxYour Mom.
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 4:33 pm
A Natural Blessing Username: DarkenWoodWolf How Many Soquili Do You Have?: 1.5 Make Me Laugh:Q. What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A. A little hoarse.
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 5:08 pm
A Natural Blessing Username: Ryuukishin Tell Me a joke: An old man went to the Doctor complaining that his wife could barely hear. The Doctor suggested a test to find out the extent of the problem. “Stand far behind her and ask her a question, and then slowly move up and see how far away you are when she first responds.” The old man excited to finally be working on a solution for the problem, runs home and sees his wife preparing supper. ” Honey” the man asks standing around 20 feet away “whats for supper?” After receiving no response he tried it again 15 feet away, and again no response. Then again at 10 feet away and again no response. Finally he was 5 feet away “honey whats for supper?” She replies “For the fourth time it’s lasagna!”
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 7:29 pm
A Natural Blessing Username: Laroawan Tell Me a joke:What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 8:25 pm
A Natural Blessing Username: LunaRei_SilverBlood Tell Me a joke:
This one time I was doing a craft with my mom. It had TWO steps. Wipe the tile with this liquid and then out the dye on it. Simple enough...
Well I start going at it. Putting the dye on all the tiles when I suddenly realize I forgot to use the liquid that would create the designs on the tiles and I just stopped and went back and cleaned them all over and started over. About half way through I noticed that they started to not look right and I realized that I was forgetting to use the liquid again and I dropped everything. "There were only two steps! TWO STEPS" And my mom's laughing at my. "THIS IS WHY I CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS" And she lost it laughing she started crying.
Great story. XD
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 9:59 pm
A Natural Blessing Username: Wasteland Wyvern Tell Me a joke: I could use a bit of cheering up!
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As he began to cry, his wife punched him and said: Why are you crying, you never liked my mother anyway. I know he replied, I thought I saw her move!
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