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[Entering Splash Mountain]

The suit Kiwi found himself in, was anything but battle-worthy. Or comfortable for that matter. He grimaced inside as he stumbled forward. This was what humans wore?? ... Why in Famine's name would they-

He spun round and bumped into something that sent him sprawling flat on the ground.

Somewhere, someone laughed. A human, dare laugh at him. Kiwi jerked up and glared through the mask; not that it mattered, as the blue beast's face was fixated into a droopy frown.

"Eeeeyore! Mommy, it's Eeyore!"

"Eeyore!!!!"

"Hey look, it's Eeyore!!"

"Silly Eeyore!"

Voices rose, and giggles along with them, til it sounded like a buzzing in his ears. For a split second, Kiwi couldn't tell if they were really real, or only the whispers rising in his mind. Then tiny limbs wrapped around the soft suit, pulling him in every direction at once. High-pitched shrieks and screams echoed through his ears, and once, he swore one of them threw something at him, as more and more tiny human bodies wrapped around him and began to drag him down.

This was it. His final mission for the sake of his beloved clan. He would be remembered as a hero, the horsemen who took dozens of tiny humans with him-

Except he couldn't risk blowing their cover. Sighing beneath the squabble of hysterical bodies, Kiwi allowed himself to be drug under.

Medea.

Medea why.

He groaned and disappeared entirely in a tangle of limbs.

Mjoll grinned, yes they were going to that aweful place again. She was ready!

She hummed as grinned at Medea waiting for her assignment. -- Okay so she'd fallen a little behind since she had fetched her dress; just in case.

Medea's words were stirring, and Bastion vibrated with readiness at the idea of a strike - but when he realized where they were going, after taking his pin..

He was less excited. ):

Then again, things did turn out rather nicely for him the last time he was there, even if it was a horrible, terrible place. He had a goofy smile on his face as he put the pin on.

The famine horseman usually dreamed of sand and sun, with a couple of bloody spars mixed in if his waking hours had been particularly boring. It wasn't like he had never dreamed of Medea before, but she had hardly been a fixture or anything. Not like she had been recently. The first time she had invaded his slumber, she had appeared on a grounded boat full of bananas in the middle of a thunderstorm. The second time, she'd hovered in miniature at the center of a really delicious-looking cake like some warped and lonely human bride.

She said it was time for something, but unless they were all having some sort of competitive cookoff, Mmur wasn't sure what that something could be. When he finally obtained his pin and stepped through the portal, he couldn't stop his face from twisting into an expression of nauseous disbelief. Oh. This place again.

[ Mickey's Toon Town ]

Somewhere underneath a pluto costume, the tiny Conquest horseman was shedding a single tear. She was glad that even in her human disguise, she was still rather beautiful. After all, her outfit was absolutely terrifying. Why any human would like this was beyond her.

So even if her outfit was clunky and awkward, she would pull her chin up! For the good of the clan! Medea had promised great things, so Ying wouldn't doubt her. Ying would never doubt anything Medea said!

A handful of kids started tugging on her hands. One was screaming gibberish and the other was shouting YOU'RE NOT REAL YOU'RE NOT REAL. Ying wasn't sure what to do. She could easily over power them sure- all it would take was an arrow through their tiny, fleshy bodies. It was no hardship.

The only problem was that one, her suit had no feasible vision- she wouldn't even be able to see where she was shooting!- two, she couldn't hold the bow with these enormous paws, and three, it would be giving away her cover. She had to stay in disguise, right right. "Um ... bark bark! I am a dog!" Yup. Smooth.

[ Mickey's Toon Town ]

"SMILE." These scarelings were certainly demanding! Telling her what she was, what she wasn't- how she needed to act. Inside the costume, Ying gave the biggest smile she could muster. She was actually quite confused about how this person was seeing her smile- maybe his flat object could see through her disguise?

OH NO! HER COVER WAS BLOWN!

He moved in for a hug and Ying was absolutely certain he was trying to take her costume off. Ugh and he smelled bad too! "No! No! You should- You should go see your squirrel friend! Over there!" she shouted, pointing to the nearest attraction she could see. "Or perhaps go on your very tiny planet ride!!" Anything, anything but hug her more!

[ Mickey's Toon Town ]

And still the swarms of tiny scarelings kept coming.

Climbing and clambering to, for whatever reason, be around Meixiang. To tug on her disguise. To squeal and hug her. She supposed if they weren't humans it probably wouldn't have been so bad.

She tried to pretend they were Halloween Town scarlings. But it was just too hard from the way they smelt and squealed and...smelled.

All of a sudden a high pitched shriek came from the crowed. "YOU'RE NOT CHIP! YOU'RE NOT THE REAL CHIP! YOU ARE A FAKE!!"

A lump in Mei's throat formed as those words rang out and eventually several more of the scarelings began to shriek and wail. A few of the repeating the same words.

Jack, Jack, Jack. She needed to do something and fast or else her cover would be blown. How in the hell did they know she wasn't this Chip character. Or at least not really anyway. Waving her awkward mitten gloved hands she shook her head putting her hands on her hips once more. "I am the real Chip! See I got...." She tried to feel what was on the mask of her costume. "Chip teeth and Chip eyes!"

"Do a dance that only Chip would know how to do!"

Mei swallowed the lump in her throat hard. She had no clue what kind of dances this Chip thing did or knew. But she had to keep cool and try to keep up appearances. This suit would not make for good dancing for sure. So she hopped from foot to foot, wiggled around in circles, did a few pointing to the ground then up in the air things. Whatever she could managed to get these kids to stop their wailing.

After a few seconds of dancing the kids began to clap and laugh. And all thoughts about her not being the actual character were left by the way side.

One crisis averted.

Until she noticed off in the distance some other character that looked like a yellow, wrinkly old man with a big nose and a tail pointing at her.

[Central Plaza]

Tumbling back into this wretched place had Bastion feeling heavy, and cumbersome. His first thought was that it was warmer, this time. But as he tried to walk, and almost tripped on the giant shoes - hold on, those weren't shoes..

"Oh Medea.. no.. Medea... MEDEAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

The children swarmed, all but knocking the giant duck character over, and he reached out, trying to keep them at bay without disturbing them. He cleared his throat, but then kept silent, choosing to simply gesture the children away. None of them listened.

"DAISY DAISY DAISY-"

"HUG ME DAISY-"

"WHERE'S DONALD-"

"DAISY YOUR DRESS IS SO PRETTY-"

"DAISY SIGN MY AUTOGRAPH BOOK!!!"

Bastion silently started to cry. While signing autographs.