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iStoleYurVamps
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 Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:41 pm
Marcus would only bottom for Dakota.
The moon hunter just groaned. "Hurry it up please, you're not exactly a light princess to carry you know. No offense."
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Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 11:13 pm
"Okay, okay," Mark intoned into the microphone, still mostly distracted. It was to be noted there was a lot of distinctly female and digital moaning coming from his general proximity, "Now, the boobies- Reach up, hoist that virgin up, and let him touch the goods."
Ther was a really inappropriate sound of a girl squealing in the background followed by a few smacks, followed by what sounded like the words "I've been a bad girl" and "Why yes I do like father figures". astrabot Kostya must now attempt to reach the cup! Roll 1d6! If he rolls 1 or 6, success, if not just as he reaches for it he tips over, losing his balance. He only gets one shot!
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its me debz rolled 1 6-sided dice:
1
Total: 1 (1-6)
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Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 11:56 pm
Utterly disgusted at the idea of clamboring up onto the male totem pole like some sort of primal creature--
Swallowing his discomfort, Kostya shimmied up the boys.
He was going to need more showers than he was allotted time to do so.
Kostya reached out, fingers stretching to grab at the chalice hanging from above, knees clenched around Dakota's neck as he managed to just---
stretch---
Far enough------------
And the chalice was in his hand.
"SUCCESS!" the Russian shouted, shaking the cup excitedly. "Am be having it! Vinning!"
zoobey THE TRUE VIRGIN I GUESS HE GOT IT LOL
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Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 1:13 pm
Otto climbed down, his eyes focused on Molly the entire procedure. "Uhh.....no?" Why would he save himself for Marriage? "What kind of 16 year old guy wants to save himself for Marriage?"
"Yes, I used protection, mom." He snarked with a narrow gaze. Like she could talk! According to Dakota she and....ugh......eeuuugh....
Otto stood back with Molly, arms crossed as he watched the antics of the Trio Totem.
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 12:11 am
"I'm going to assume that's the noise of someone grabbing the precious artifact," Mark quipped from the other side, still listening to someone talk about being spanked by big daddies, "There's a portal waiting for you outside, you should probably-"
-CRACK.
The ceiling split into two, and then again. Debris, light at first, followed by thick chunks of rock easily the size of a Hunter's head and a half, began to rain from the ceiling even as the floor tiles began to fold and peel, revealing endless pits of spikes underneath-
-"Head back," Mark finished. OOC ESCAPING! -There are rocks raining EVERYWHERE but you have to PROTECT THE VIRGIN! - If Kostya KO's it is GAME OVER NO ARTIFACT sad - For each TURN a character makes, roll 2d8. This is the damage that they take. All characters will need to roll FOUR TIMES to make it through the debris and EXIT. -MOON HUNTERS are allowed to roll 2d6 PER TURN. This is the damage they defend AN ALLY OR THEMSELVES for! -DEATH HUNTERS can choose to skip any of their 2d8 damage rolls once. Slippery eels! -Mist Hunters can choose any of the above skills but they can only activate it two times max.
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 2:04 am
Thank god. He got it. He really was a virgin, (not too surprising but), their fellow moon had pulled through. Now to just have Kostya and Dakota get off of him and they could stop hearing Mark doing who only knew what, and leave. But-
Nothing was ever that easy. Ever. A loud crack, and it looked like they were going to be buried alive. Or fall into spikes of death. Oh goodie. It was deathweeper’s great grandpa. “Look, I’d APPRECIATE IT IF YOU MOVED YOUR FAT ASSES ABOUT NOW.” Sunshine Marcus. Made of sunshine.
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iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
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Bittiface rolled 2 8-sided dice:
1, 5
Total: 6 (2-16)
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 2:55 am
"Aw s**t.." Otto groaned as the debris got bigger and nastier. He yelped as one landed right beside him, watching the floor crumble all around them. This was like one of those adventure movies. They didn't even the weight of the artifact, right?
Well.. whatever.
Otto broke into a run. Later, bitches. Er.. no, he was totally finding a clear path for them to follow, okay?
Otto's HP: 44/50
Turn: 1/4
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Bittiface rolled 2 8-sided dice:
5, 7
Total: 12 (2-16)
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 2:56 am
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Bittiface rolled 2 8-sided dice:
6, 7
Total: 13 (2-16)
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 3:02 am
Otto's HP: 31/50
Turn: 2/4
While he did manage to flip his way out of danger, he was right back in it again. Bigger and meaner rocks were barraging the short blonde, with little means of evading.
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Bittiface rolled 2 8-sided dice:
7, 5
Total: 12 (2-16)
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 3:04 am
Otto's HP: 19/50
Turn: 3/4
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Bittiface rolled 2 8-sided dice:
8, 7
Total: 15 (2-16)
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 3:05 am
Otto's HP: 4/50
Turn: 4/4
Peace out!
Ow....
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its me debz rolled 2 8-sided dice:
1, 5
Total: 6 (2-16)
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 9:05 am
Clutching the chalice, Kostya scurried towards the exit.
Hp// 34
Roll// 1 of 4
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Pixie Nyxie rolled 2 6-sided dice:
6, 3
Total: 9 (2-12)
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 9:13 am
Dakota heard only one thing. Protect the virgin. and clambered off Marcus before grunting. His a** was not fat.
Protect the virgin.
"FOR THE CHALICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" AND THE VIRGINNNNNNNNN WHO BORE IT!!!!!
Also Otto is a little s**t for peacing out so fast neutral
Dakota: 50/50
Defense for Kostya: 9
Roll: 1/4
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its me debz rolled 2 8-sided dice:
6, 7
Total: 13 (2-16)
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 10:33 am
Kostya stared as Dakota came to his aid.
"Spasiba," he said, holding the cup close to his chest, doing his best impersonation of a football player.
Being defended for// 9
damage taken// 4
Hp// 30
Rolls// 2 of 4
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Pixie Nyxie rolled 2 6-sided dice:
1, 4
Total: 5 (2-12)
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 6:09 pm
"Keep going Kostya...don't look back!"
Dakota kept moving to make sure that Kostya made it through safely. BOULDER BEWARE, Dakota was coming through.
Dakota: 50/50
Defending: 5
Roll: 2/4
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