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PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:52 pm


"Oh! Oh, g-g-good!" Jerry blinked at Rep cross eyed, glancing down as speaking made his glasses fall back to the snow.

Carefully, he nudged at it with his foot.

Wait.

HANDS.

THAT WAS WHAT HANDS WERE FOR!

Beaming, he stooped to pick them up and held them up at Rep, beaming proudly at his use of thumbs.
PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:56 pm




"Fantastic. You can pick up objects. I guess that's about your normal ******** intellectual level then. And keep Roar where he is."

He was still hugging Tracey like his life depended on it.

"Now come on before bits of me ******** freeze off." he turned and edged off in the direction of the tents, pausing only to make sure that Jerry was following.

How the ******** he ended up in these situations he'd never know.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:00 pm


"FIIIIIIFFFF!" Jerry exclaimed, bouncing after him with his glasses back in his mouth to hug the weapon as well.

[exit]
PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 5:21 pm


Sometimes later, after everyone had seemingly left him Alister penguin wabbled around trying to find someone to get some food off of, eventually sitting outside of life labs until he managed to turn back to himself.

Good thing he still had his boxers as a penguin. He slipped into the tent as quickly as he could to grab his clothing. <OH GOD ITS COOLLLLDDDD> Swinging his coat on and making a quick move somewhere he could actually change.


<Don't use those bandages. AGAIN.> Pookie said irritated at Aleister for whining about the cold.

[[Exit]] ((forgot to put that earlier))

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:42 pm


Somewhere in the middle of the camp, a smallish and very annoyed-looking penguin came waddling at high speed out of a certain lab tent. Nope. Nope nope nope. Not letting the too-sneaky tech catch him. Jordan would prefer to go elsewhere under his own power, thank you very much.

He was a penguin. Goddammit. And he sort of wanted fish.

Ferros was being entirely unhelpful. If the dragon had had lungs, he would probably have been complaining about being unable to breathe from too much laughter.
PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:05 pm


Where on epenguin went, another had to follow. The lab tents flap fluttered again as another bulky penguin came rushing out of it, as fast as his little feet could waddle after the other penguin, falling over and chasing after it again. Why the other penguin was running, Leon had no clue.

But it was good penguin exercise, and now the bandages scared him. they were so innocent at first and them WHAM. The need to swim and gorge on little fished came out of nowhere.

Like his lack of clothing and the poor discarded clothes left at the life labs. The disgruntled penguin was sure that it was going to be stolen again. however having a fireman on a barren snow covered continent did seem counter intuitive.

But if it came with fish, hot damn yes please. all the little fishies.

He did waddle up to the other penguin known as jordan and flapped his flippers at him, the gentoo was pleased not to be alone in this endeavor. Not that Nid was helping, the norse dragon was too busy chucking about all the ways he wanted to eat his vessel.

Kinda creepy in Leon's book.

"Wark wark warkkkk?" (Why'd you run? came the subtitles on the lower center portion of the range of view. why did it happen, he had no clue. )

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:10 pm


"Wark wark. Wark." (Didn't like that guy.) Jordan hunched down beside the wall of a tent, disgruntled. He wasn't sure where to go now; he had the feeling that it wouldn't be wise to stick around, sort of like hanging out with leopard seals (wait, what?), but his clothes were in there.
PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:14 pm


((entering)

Walking past the penguins, Clarice offered them a small, slightly exasperated smile. Reaching into the pocket of her fluffy kitty coat, she pulled out a small plastic food container, and popped the top. Fishing out a couple sardines, she bent down and dangled them appetizingly, "Who's a cute widdle penguin, hm? Now don't go too far, this place is dangerous you know, and widdle penguins aren't built for those kinds of battles, kay?"

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:19 pm


((Entering))

Sasha was on her way out of the rest area when she saw a herd of penguins.

She froze in her tracks, rubbed her eyes. Stared at the penguins.

Rubbed her eyes again.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:21 pm




Rep waddled out of the lab tent looking the epitome of penguin disgruntlement, having managed to wrap his scarf around himself with a great deal of rotating on the spot and hoping for the best. He was going to find that guy with the bandages later and make him regret...

He paused, flippers quivering as he raised his head.

"Fish?"

He turned and looked around. He could smell fish. Fish were ******** delicious right? Yes. Yes they were.

"Fish!"

He squawked as he hobbled along in the direction of the divine smell.


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:33 pm


"Wark warkwark wark wark. Wark. Wark wark wark. Wark!" (I don't want to fight like this. This is not my fault. He snuck up on me. ... Fish!) Jordan paused. Huh. That had been a very specific word, meaning roughly not-very-fresh smelly silver fish. Now that he thought about it, he knew a whole lot of words for fish. Very specific and descriptive words for fish. That was sort of fascinating, actually.

"Wark, wark, wark." (Fresh white-meat living fish, stinky old rotten fish, fish that belongs to someone else that is now mine because I got away with stealing it.) All three specific concepts were one word each. Wow.
PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:35 pm


Aleister waddled out behind Rep. Again his boxers having... managed to stay on. He paused looking at the tent he'd just been thrown out of.

He sighed and waddled along to the rest of the group, pausing to stare at Clarice. She had fish... he tilted his head but didn't really run after it like Rep had.

Eventually he just ended up ruffling his feather and sitting down, looking a bit sullen.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:39 pm


[enter]

Jerry wobbled forward, now practiced at the penguin gate. So far, his brain was still intact. He had to be careful. The last time he had soon succumb to... penguinisms. It had been horrible embarrassing. With his glasses carefully clenched in his bill, he wobbled forth.

Even with his attempts to keep his grip on his human mind, the moment he stepped into a conversation that seemed completely about fish it was all he could think about.

DRAT.

Alright. Just keep your cool. And... oh god Sasha was there... With a startled quack, he waddled frantically where he hoped she wouldn't spot him. WAIT THAT WAS RIGHT. He was INVISIBLE. Just stay still no one would notice him.

But wait... wait... who WHERE these penguins? He recognized one of them at least and... he wobbled in place, shifting his beaky grip on his glasses as he debated his options.

This was all Wash's fault.
PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:44 pm


Clarice nodded her head pleasantly at the penguin chatter, "Yeah...that's really great you guys. I'll just let you get back to that. There's extra blankets in the rest area if you uh...can't find your clothes later." She tossed each of the penguins a sardine, "Just remember, don't go outside of the camp. That's right, good penguins. Stay."

Turning to Sasha, she gave the trainee a small smile, "Make sure they don't go anywhere dangerous, kay?"

(exiting)

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:45 pm




As soon as Rep arrived at Clarice he almost completely forgot what he was meant to be doing, which was finding somewhere quiet to wait this off. Fish. FISH. Fish. He couldn't ignore fish. He didn't even like fish, but at the same time it made up the entire world. Raw fish, ******** disgusting.

He hopped up and down, at least managing not to lose his scarf in doing so.

He devoured his fish in about a second flat in one gulp

He shot the other penguins present an evil looking red glare and fluffed his headtufts squawking. "MY FISH."

If anyone wanted to argue about it, he had a fairly sharp beak they could meet.

Augh god he'd just eaten a fish whole.

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