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It looked my moody Jude was being a moody...... whatever the hell he was and Leon didn't even want to bother and test the guy, especially when the durability of the golem was called into question. "yeah yeah, have fun emo boy." the golemplant demon said with a flick of the wrist and strutted away.

and promtly began to glare daggers at one of the cat calling golems. "I will rip out your entrails if you try that again." he said back in a hasty tone , the fun of the situation was gone and left him feeling deflated and insecure. "In before I fail at acting like a sexy ghoul."

Show the knockers off, do more of those high kicks!

"Oh nidhogg, you can just eat me!" came back the angry reply as he crossed his arms over his busty chest.

So tempting, so very tempting. Oh. SICK.

the tidbit of advice was very much appreciated "Well thanks Cass, upright and bouncy as hell it is then!" And just like that, the insecurity was gone, especially as he bounced on his heels and the rack decided to mimic the movement.

"Ryan..if you were a skunk, I would not be anywhere near you." She grimaced at the thought. "In fact, I would dump you in the closest river--or garbage can." She shrugged, unsure of which would be better.

Snorting at Wilson's comment, she waved it off. "Pfff. If our minds aren't at the facility, we're not at the facility. Just the human flesh that is our bodies~" Practically singing the words, she stopped when he asked of Xedis. "Hmm? Oh! yes. That's what he calls himself, anyways."

Any cheeriness, soon turned into a scowl when Dakota spoke. "This little guy is just the right height to cut something off, y'know." Sticking her tongue out, she flipped the bird at him, acting her golem's shoe-size. It was, however, amusing to see him flirt with the female golems--especially since a lot of them were actually guys.

That was no apology!

Something in Otto's mind snapped like a twig, Dakota's obvious failure at mending the situation backfiring as he continued to cat call anyway. Veins popped on the boy's golem's forehead, eyes twitching in pure rage. "YOU SCUMMY SUNNUVA---"
The boy turned succubus made a dash for Dakota, only to not even make it one foot forward.

Thing was? Otto had never worn heels in his life. The hot tempered teen fell face first into the ground as he tripped over his own heels.

Jerry's sheet-pale face had gone a hint of red as he wobbled to his feet and nearly lost his balance again as Leon laughed. "Er... y-yes, apparently. Again. I do NOT know how girls walk in-" The flush only spread, a look of horror on his- her-face as he turned to blink at Dakota's shouts.

This... was going to be a fantastic mission, he could tell.

He tried to focus on people's voices, searching for anyone remotely familiar. He wasn't even entirely sure who the rather... endowed looking demonic creature addressing him was. "Er... JORDAN?" he called out before Dakota got any ideas and moved towards them and things got even MORE awkward.

"I suppose... if this is a reconnaissance mission, er... the er... ahahaha... nicer the golems, the easier it is?"

"So mean, Kat..." he complained at the girl--now owl boy and blinked when Otto yelled back at Dakota.

"Holy s**t! That's Otto in that Golem! HAH! Justice served!" He almost burst out laughing at the other boy, before he grinned at Wilson and grabbed hold of Dakota's hair, climbing up onto those wide manly shoulders.

"Too bad, Wilson! I called dibs!" he continued to grin at his friend, now standing up with his arms crossed over Dakota's head. "Aww see, because you were a bit late, you get option B. Princess style." He teased. "Better than walking, I guess."

He frowned a little when Kat made her threat. "Kat, don't damage him until after he takes me where I need to go please..." He could barely hold back the laughter now.

Poor little Jery, great with a cannon and getting on teh boxers nerves.

But give the guy some heels and it was all over. Never was Leon so glad to be in those flat shoes than right now. Uh, you'll get it one day guy, just borrow Caelius's pair when you get the chance to practice." he offered in consolation and went to laugh and watch his new rack jiggle.

And Dakota decided to speak up again. he just didn't get why the hunter didn't just shut up. "Ill use those freshly baked cookies to suffocate you in that case mate." even if the golem lacked the muscle to throw a decent punch by his standards, it still didn't stop him from clenching one fully manicured fist.

Oh this was going to be one fun mission wasn't it. Leon could already guess that by the time t was over, he was going o have to stop by the infirmary to get some Advil for the migraine that was bound to happen.

Otto hates you all.


Otto groaned, looking up from the dirt to find Jordan offering a hand. His mouth tqwisted in thought, before giving in, and taking the other hunter's hand.

"Yeah, I get it.." Otto muttered, rising to his feet, dusting off his dress, legs and.. boobs. Ugh. "Thanks fer the warnin'." He'd heed it for now. If he pissed off Caelius again, he might get worse jobs than delivery boy to Dr. H.

Eva was laughing again, but this time she tried to have the decency to suppress her giggles behind her hand (which didn't really work, by the way). She moved to stand beside Jordan, raising a brow as she promptly placed both of her hands on Otto's shoulders.

"First thing's first--we teach you how to walk in those heels of yours. Don't want any more accidents, do we?" Yes, she said we. She turned to Jordan, lips spreading into a grin. "How are you with heels, Jordan? Think you can help teach a beginner?"

She looked down at his shoes then. They weren't heels, but...they were rather high, compared to sneakers or regular sandals, at least.