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Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2011 10:15 pm
> Teach him Sword Safety 101
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Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2011 10:32 pm
> Teach him to respect his teacher or else he will get the sword of discipline...not gonna be nice on him
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 12:52 am
>Teach him to always carry a towel with him at all times.
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 3:31 am
> Teach him how to seduce ladies. You know, so he can be a suave agent.
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 4:45 am
>Train him so that his twiggy arms are now beefy bruisers!
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 5:55 am
> Teach him that the world is a harsh unforgivable place that has no room for pansy arsed little jagoffs like him.
Do this by "Sparring with him vigorously mercilessly"
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 7:15 am
-Teach him the most important lesson of being a mercenary: the only way he can survive is by relying on his friends.
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 7:21 am
> Teach him to get fetch your slippers.
*shots*
I mean.......
> Teach him about the weapon triangle. Surely, you want to bash your lance against his sword.
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 8:46 am
>teach him how to go home and become a family man
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 9:22 am
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 9:48 am
>Teach him the importance of flawless skin.
After all, you need to look good while you slaughter the innocent villagers defeat the oncoming invasion that is sure to happen on the eve of your 16th birthday.
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 1:53 pm
> Teach him the most important of all things to know...
"Don't believe in yourself. Believe in the me that believes in you."
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Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 7:24 pm
I apologize in advance if you're viewing this message in hopes that I'm finally updating this.
But I'm not. I've been awfully busy and weighed down by trivial real-life matters, so, don't really look for an update until this weekend sometime. I've honestly been trying to work on this, but, it seems that this grey cloud hanging over my head has really been draining my comedic senses.
I can't apologize enough to you all, and I hope that you'll all keep humouring me and inputting commands for pages to come.
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Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 3:24 am
We should apologize for making you worry about it, take care of your life first, internet stuff second. :3
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Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:26 am
Cahaya the Saccharine I apologize in advance if you're viewing this message in hopes that I'm finally updating this.
But I'm not. I've been awfully busy and weighed down by trivial real-life matters, so, don't really look for an update until this weekend sometime. I've honestly been trying to work on this, but, it seems that this grey cloud hanging over my head has really been draining my comedic senses.
I can't apologize enough to you all, and I hope that you'll all keep humouring me and inputting commands for pages to come.
Definitely life is more important. If you ever need someone to talk to I'm also around as well, I've been through the wringer before so maybe I can give some advice?
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