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Nio Love rolled 1 4-sided dice:
3
Total: 3 (1-4)
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 9:05 pm
Oh, look. The gnome was back with more food to serve the couple as if they were lowly servants. Riley ripped the towel off of her face, glaring with glowing red eyes at the impetuous gnome, and grabbed two dishes at random. This time, she was not making any attempts to impress or disguise her disgust at serving others.
Here. She growled, slamming the charbroiled boils in front of Desu, and the roasted rat with flesh fries in front of Rage. The food flopped out of it's plate, half falling to the floor.
Now if you don't sit down, shut up, and eat this food that the gnomes have prepared for you, then I hope you table flip each other into oblivion, because I care little for this matter any longer.
As she turned to storm off, she would never know exactly which of the two threw a table leg directly at her head. Sufficed to say it didn't matter, as the lovely blackness that came afterward was more delightful than having to listen to the two of them fight.
HP: 14-4 = 10
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iloveyouDIE rolled 1 4-sided dice:
2
Total: 2 (1-4)
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 9:33 pm
Ulmuka excused himself from the sheltered ghouls and looked over the dishes. He knew that his choices in food may not correspond with the raging-flipping couple out there but he picked his own favorites instead.
He picked up the dishes and and tried to balance them as he walked and not get hit. He manuevered the feild of battle carefully and managed to put the dishes down without incident. He even felt a little better as he arrived.
"Fin pheesh soup for the lady." Ulmuka placed the dish down in front of Desu, doing a flourish over it with his hand. "It has a delicate taste for a delicate lady."
"And for the gentleman we are serving roasted rat with flesh fries." Ulmuka loooved rats. "The skin is the best part if you don't mind my opinion." He giggled and backed away quickly.
[[ HP: 10 + 2 = 12 ]]
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Huni Pi rolled 1 4-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-4)
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 10:59 pm
Tess felt her left eye twitch from growing irritation at the numerous questions and assumptions being made of her and her specie. Before she could properly express her displeasure, the gnome returned with more food. For them to serve. What? Did they inadvertently walk (in a manner of speaking) into a twelve course meal!?
Grumbling, the winged vampire took two dishes and tried her best to fly unhindered towards the still arguing couple. Deciding to give the roasted rat with flesh fries to Rage and charbroiled boils to Desu-chan.
((HP: 14 +2 = 16))
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Zyphiris rolled 1 4-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-4)
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 11:34 pm
Edel picked herself up, brushing the dirt off her apron and looking rather frazzled. Her legs still hurt. She bent over to massage the back of her calves, wincing as she did so. She wasn't going to lie, she was feeling pretty upset about this. Meatfist had returned with the entrées in hand, appetizing as they were Edel wasn't too sure about going out there to serve them again. Was she complaining? Throwing a tantrum? Pouting? Frustrated as she was, the frost demon shook those inclinations off and braced herself for the next challenge. She wasn't used to being at the receiving end of physical abuse, dealing with crazy, shouting people, or even serving up food to others for that matter. This was a trial for her, one far greater and tougher than the ordeals she faced in the Haunted House. She tried to convince herself that this would help her somehow. Like you know, character development. She watched a certain witch doctor and Ulmuka make it safely across, which began to encourage her until she watched the tentacled ghoul get knocked out with a table leg. So...I just have to be polite right? she observed and not spill the food. The ghoul approached the couple once more, greeting them politely as she set the food down in front of them. “ For you Miss, Screamasta in snot sauce,” she said, introducing the dish to Desu-Chan. “Enjoy!” Turning to face the Rage master, Edel set down the plate of roasted rat with flesh fries. “And for you Sir, rat roasted to a fine crisp and served with delicious flesh fries.” Taking a step back, Edel bowed to the couple. “Enjoy your meal,” she said, smiling. Was that a smile? Edel was certain she caught a glimpse of Desu-Chan looking rather pleased for the first time since the fight started – did she do it right this time? Making a successful retreat, Edel made her way to Ulmuka who managed to complete the task unscathed. “An action-filled night huh?” she whispered sheepishly. ((HP: 15 + 2 = 17))
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poke mattix rolled 1 4-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-4)
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 3:38 am
Astra seemed a little out ouf it after a Fu dog had approached them, feeling rather sore and not wanting to make conversation as she was checking her antenna to make sure they weren't bent out of shape. However, they were not finished yet had had to bring out the main course. Now, if she could just refrain from being smacked with a table again...
The foods listed sounded quiet interesting to the fairy, and as she fixed up her apron she decided on two of the dishes, placing them on her tray and balancing them precariously on her head as she braved the gauntlet of tables once again. This time, she was able to prevent herself from behind hit on anything on the way, and once there she addressed the two this time.
"Um, excuse me, b-but I brought you your main c-courses..." she failed on keeping the stutter out, although it probably didn't matter as the two were still intent on shouting at each other and couldn't hear her. Nevertheless she handed the Screamasta in snot sauce to Rage and the fin pheesh soup. Desu seemed rather happy however at the fact she had not dropped any of the dishes, which made her feel a little better as she quickly flew back to the othera
((HP: 11 + 2 = 13))
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naggeela rolled 1 4-sided dice:
1
Total: 1 (1-4)
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 4:09 am
Once the gnome was back after a little bit, Adyian attention was back into serving the food to the fighting couple. Hearing the dishes that were to be served , he took a second to figure out which dishes that he was going to take and serve to the both of them. He also thought on how to better avoid being hit with any of the tables, as he didn't want a repeat of getting smacked in the back of the head by one as it didn't hurt all that much but it was something that he didn't want repeated.
Taking the two dishes that he thought were the right ones for the couple, but just as he was walking towards then a table debris came straight for him. He dodged getting hit by the debris but in the process he had spilled half of what he was going to serve. He hadn't been spotted by the couple about spilling the food and he did want to serve it perfectly to them. So he headed back to get fresh dishes. It was embarrassing to do so but the guardian in him wanted to do a very good job and not mess up next time.
(( Hp: 17 - 2 = 15 ))
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naggeela rolled 1 4-sided dice:
1
Total: 1 (1-4)
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 4:29 am
Still embarrassing over spilling part of the dishes he was going to serve, but this time was going to be different or at least he hoped. Taking a deep calming breath as this was not the place or the time to start getting angry. Once more taking two dishes for the couple as he headed out to deliver them successfully or at least to the best that he could.
So far it was all going good as he walked on, tho he did relax his guard a little but that was just enough for a piece of one of the table to smack him hard on the shins and his legs buckled a little because of the pain. In doing so he spilled part of what he was going to serve, growling softly to himself for messing up again and in a little bit of pain he decided this time just to care on and deliver what he had left as he didn't know what would happen next time to which he didn't want to repeat as he felt that the next time he was going to fail even harder.
Getting up to the couple. "Here is your man course sir of roasted rat with flesh fries," he said as he handed roasted rat with flesh fries to Rage even tho it was missing some of the flesh fries. "To you miss, charbroiled boils. Both of you have a good meal," he said as he served charbroiled boils to Desu-chan even tho some of it was missing, right this second he didn't care as he would just have to make it up later on. Adyian slightly limped back over to the group as he grumbled to himself as he was trying to keep his temper in check as he thought it would be bad to show his temper here as that wouldn't be a good impression if he wanted to come to school here as his bell gave a soft chime as he walked back as it was a little warning that his temper had slightly risen.
((Hp: 15 -1 = 14 ))
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medigel rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 3 (1-4)
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:07 am
Another job, another chance to traverse the sea of splinters. It eyed the rat speculatively, but there was no time to ask if the rodent was actually dead.
Following Edel, Mooka, and the legless ghoul's example, Vero snatched the screamasta in snot sauce and fin pheesh soup and, with as much dexterity as it could, attempted to navigate around the broken tables.
Most unfortunate, however, it did not see a sprawled wooden leg and tripped, spilling the pasta over the table and somewhat onto Desu-chan. Antennae bent back in embarassment, it attempted to squeak an apology as it passed the soup plate harmlessly to Rage, and was quickly met with another deft table to the face.
In pain and covered in snot, it returned to the aforementioned trio it had been with, trembling. "W-We need help . . ." Its inspection of the legless ghoul would have to wait.
Right now it wanted to crawl into a hole and not come out.
((HP: 15 - 4 = 11 DDD cool )
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:49 am
While Tess found the earlier intrusion to her personal space annoying, she wasn't about to just kick her fellow server-slash-victims while they were down. "Gnomes should be the one serving those two, not us," she muttered, scanning their surroundings and finding the remnants of a thrown table, the cloth still on it. She pulled at the fabric and offered it to the boil covered in snot.
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 11:01 am
"P-Perhaps they were downed by previous tables or are simply understaffed," Vero suggested, nodding gratefully for the tablecloth. Being only of a drone status back at its hive, it quickly identified and sympathized with the scrambling of servants. The spirit quickly wiped itself down, an easy task thanks to most of the snot clinging to its armor rather than its actual skin; though clearly it would need to polish after this job was finished.
"We suggest working together for the next part," Vero meekly added, meaning their little quartet. There was the other group, of course, but given the amount of tables flipped just for doing their jobs, it did not want to warrant more in case Desu-chan saw it.
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 11:04 am
Edel didn't get the chance to wish Vero luck as he made his attempt at serving the extremely volatile couple and she regretted this deeply as she watched, horrified, as Vero committed a small blunder (it was completely understandable, given the amount of wreckage that littered the floor) which ended in spilling half the dish's contents on the table and Desu-Chan. That was enough to spark off another explosion of rage; Edel literally jumped when she saw Vero getting hit by a table in retaliation, and she rushed to him as he made his retreat. While the legless ghoul had found some table cloth for the insect boil to clean himself off, all the frost demon could offer were the words: “Are you all right?” spoken in a genuinely worried tone that bordered on panicky.
She glanced at the couple briefly, before returning her attention to the injured boil. She was mad, really mad, but there were more important things to deal with right now. “Do you need the doctor?” she asked. She wondered if her hands could act as an ice-pack to ease the swelling that was spreading all over Vero's face.
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 11:37 am
Vero shook its head in response as it folded the snot-stained tablecloth into a manageable layered rectangle. "Rattled, but functional," it said, twitching its antennae several times to make sure that it could still move them. "If we knew how to fix our mistakes, we would . . . But we shall persevere until the end." It was one of the first things a vespian was taught: a half-assed job was as good as a job not done at all.
It still wanted to grasp Edel's hand as it had done prior in the Haunted Mansion, but withheld the impulse. "Perhaps we should all choose differing meals on the next portion: that way, at least one meal will be correct." And perhaps less injuries would be sustained.
Also, was Vero feeling lighter? Its head was slightly fuzzy - and it had nothing to do with that peachfuzz covering it.
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 11:46 am
Muka did not often frown but his ever present grin was threatening to droop. He didn't like that poor little Vero had gotten hurt. They all had, really, but he usually thought of other more than himself and he was quite fond of the interesting bug spirit. Thankfully the ghouls had stepped in. Healing was not any sort of thing that he knew about.
"Working together, as usual, may help." He smiled at Vero and the ghouls. He'd thought going first would gain him the brunt of the violence but this time he'd been the lucky one.
"Hopefully this does not last too long. Perhaps they will calm down?" He didn't know the ToTers like a student would. He was completely unaware of the depths of rage that both were capable of.
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 2:28 pm
Caimeron shifted a little from foot to foot as he was asked what kind of demon he was by Art. "Oh. Yeah, my mom is a Glutton demon. I'm Envy." He wasn't sure how else to go on and was kind of thankful when the new ghoul stumbled over and asked about more juice. "Nope. Gave mine to err, the angry boil over there."
As he pointed towards the two diners the little gnome came back over and gave the new instructions. More choices. Caimeron's brow furrowed and he began intently watching everyone else as they made their choices and delivered them. One or two did quite good dodging all the flying tables and stepping over splintered wood. Others... did kind of bad.
"So... Rat for that Rage guy, then... but uh. What about the ghoul?" He looked over at them expectantly. There'd been an equal amount of deliveries of Soup and Boils to her, so... he didn't really have anyone else's opinion to go by. And then a thought struck him.
"Hey you know! We could work together! I mean, there's three of us and four things to eat. We've got a better chance of one of us actually giving someone something they want. What d'ya say, guys?" His speech patterns were suspiciously starting to sound like Art...
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 2:54 pm
"Ooh, sweet! I think? Yeah, totes cool, bro." Art babbled, nodding approvingly. Envy, eh? Definitely pretty sweet. If he gave him a tattoo, it'd have to be green. Haha, green with Envy. Funny joke, right? Well, he thought it was.
Ooh, who was this cutie with a taste for the old west? She looked like a lion, an eagle, and a scorpion all had a lovechild. Kinda strange, but eh, it was whatevs. The cowghoul getup was pretty funny, if not off-putting. "So sorry miss, but I gave mine to Desu-Chan. Shame, isn't it?" He grinned, before taking her hand and bowing gently. Whoa, total attitude change. But, then again, he tried his best to be a woman wooer by doing this the old fashioned way. What a bro.
"My name is Artemis, and yours, fine lady?" Add then the gnome came back. Jacked-damned gnomes! Always being nuisances. Gnomes were definitely NOT great. He sighed, and looked over the options. Rat, Screamasta, Soup, and boils. All so appetizing!
"Sounds like a plan, Caim. I'll take the Screamasta and the Soup."
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