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 Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 10:29 am
Mom:anak lu2in m0 2ng gulay..
Anak:mmaya n gngwa ko pa 2ng saranggola..
Mom:anak ng! bkt mkakain mu b ung saranggola mu?.!
Anak:hndi bkt lilipad b ynggulay mu?!..
Mom:hndi..
Anak:hndi pla eh.. umayos k nay kung ayaw mung kw pliparin ko...
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Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 8:23 pm
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Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 12:20 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 5:16 am
BOY: Bawal ka na ma-inlove saken. May mahal nakong iba.
GIRL: Bawal bawal ka jan. And so what naman kung may mahal kang iba? Mamahalin kita kung gusto ko noh?! Hindi naman kayo, so pedeng maging tayo. E kung ako na lang kaya mahalin mo? masarap ako, try mo!
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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 5:22 am
bakit hindi tntagalog ang NO ID NO ENTRY sa gate lalo n s paaraalan? kc pg tnagalog un, ang klalabasan, WALANG ID WALANG PASOK! Yahoo! uwian na! ang saya!
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Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 6:36 pm
may joke ako ^^ pero joke lang rofl
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Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 8:12 am
Juan :: Pedro , Pangit ba aqoh ?
Pedro :: Pangit ang Mama mo , Ang Papa , ang Kuya mo , at pati na ate mo .. anu ka ? Exempted ?
rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 3:53 am
sabi ng lolo ko, di daw siya dapat tawagin na senior citizen,
dahil isa raw siyang RECYCLED TEENAGER... xD
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Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 3:59 am
iiANNA-san BOY: Bawal ka na ma-inlove saken. May mahal nakong iba. GIRL: Bawal bawal ka jan. And so what naman kung may mahal kang iba? Mamahalin kita kung gusto ko noh?! Hindi naman kayo, so pedeng maging tayo. E kung ako na lang kaya mahalin mo? masarap ako, try mo!
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Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 8:15 am
The Patron of Tangelos says:
Isang lolang may cancer ang lumapit pra mag pacheck up sa doctor:
Doctor: Oh, lola possitive nga kayo sa cancer.
Lola: eh doc, anu po ba maaring gawin?
Doctor: Ahh.. Lola "che-chemo" (chemoteraphy) ho.
Lola: ulol! walang modo!! titi mo rin!!
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 8:26 am
The Patron of Tangelos says:
Emcee: What is the essence of a woman?
Ms. Venezuela: Por que me regla con todo pacasta mala importante birhen ca pa.
Ms. Puerto Rico: Perfecta figura mala importante malaque poque.
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Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 8:33 am
The Patron of Tangelos says:
Isubo mo ang kahabaanko, ilabas pasok mo ako sa bibig mo. Dilaan, sipsipin, paglaruan sa bibig mopara lumabas ang katas ko na kinasasabikan mo! nagmamahal.
-IceBuko
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Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 8:42 am
The Patron of Tangelos says:
An American employee got assigned to a seminar here in the philippines.
Boss: You will be assigned to go visit the Phil. to a seminar.
American: Yessir! may I know the cooridinates of the venue of the seminar sir?
Boss: Go to Makati city, twin tower corporation.
The American went to the Phillipines, He didn't managed to locate where the seminar is so he decided to ask the guard.
American: Excuse me sir, "Makati T.T. Co." please?
Guard: Edi kamutin mo!!!
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Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 6:49 pm
@oOo_Arch-Tangelo_oOo,
wahaha rofl dami kong tawa sa mga joke mo
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Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 8:40 pm
The Patron of Tangelos says:
Thank you sir! biggrin D
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