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Elmira of Elkwood Captain
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 Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 5:03 pm
I believe that's Turk from Tarzan. The little yellow box replied to the...um...floating words. Wanda, who had just been ready to flirt with the Cap a bit more, stopped and stared over at the new girl. Then blinked. And stared. Regardless of whatever "Sissy" this girl knew...Wanda had no clue who she was or her history. Or maybe she did, but her current writer had no knowledge of the girls history, thus she didn't know her. Or maybe she'd just forgotten about the girl and that tacky costume. Or.....ugh. Headache. Just say hi."Um....Hi. Sorry, but there's only room in this mansion for one curvy Pool."
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 5:09 pm
Actually Misty, her name was 'Terk'. So yeah, I win. REWARD PLZ.
Steve frowned, looking at Charlie with a frown. He fought the urge to sigh, and looked from her to Wanda, then back to Charlie.
"Well hello again, Mourning Dove," he said, feeling mentally exhausted already. "What brings you back to the Mansion?"
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 5:57 pm
 Mourning Dove World's Most Interesting (as in insane) Mercenary
Ha, ha!
MD: O_O Whaght?!? She didn't recognize me!?! Congradulations!! You both get it! Mostly because I'm too lazy to look up the coreect spelling of her name.. ********, for the longest time I didn't even know she was female.. Anyway..Charlie was ignoring her writer at the moment.. She grinned like an idiot. "I came back to compliment Oncaro on his new sig!" she burst into laughter, holding her stomach. "Hahahahahaha! Turtle Slap!!" then she grew somewhat serious again. "Y-Know, Oncaro, my writer gave you that pic! I distictily remember it.. She was getting so obsessed with Green Sea Turtles that she even made a character who was obsessed with Green Sea Turtles. I think we BOTH know who I'm talking about!" she made a reference to Aquagirl. "Hey! Don't give it away!!" she yelled to the sky. "For the last time, you crazy woman, I'm not yelling at the bloody sky- I"M YELLING AT YOU!!!!" ... "..." ... "..." Ok, then... Charlie turned back to Wanda, all of her craziness aside. "And I ain't no Pool, Lady." She laughed at the pun there. "I'm a Pool's Daughter!" I'm bored..
"Again I say: I'm the freaking Deadpool's Daughter, fo'l!!"
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 6:05 pm
Wanda just stared back at the girl, not knowing if she should sigh and rub the bridge of her nose, or burst into laughter at the idea of her male counterpart actually getting that far with a woman.
She didn't laugh of course, because she knew that Deadpool DID go that far with a woman. Twice. Several times twice. In this very RP. With a Goddess. She wasn't risking pissing off the love child of her idiot other and a goddess.
Though....something told her this girl wasn't the result of that little adventure.
.....but what fun that could be. If X was pissed at pool for laying the moves on his lady, how much more would he be if his little Alcina was having a new babe.
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Elmira of Elkwood Captain
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 6:21 pm
While Steve's writer was busy snickering and Internet-high-fiving Wanda's writer, Steve himself had absolutely no idea what to make of what Charlie had just done.
That girl is insane, he thought. Okay, I suppose that's proof that she's Wilson's daughter...
You know, it's times like this that make me wish the characters I write for could be made aware of the Fourth Wall just like-- *snaps fingers* --that. But I respect Cap's character too damn much...
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 4:08 pm
Mourning Dove World's Most Interesting (as in insane) Mercenary
Poor you.. Not!
MD: *stabs* Jerk... Sorry for the wait, people. But I got tied up in random things.. *sigh* Mourning Dove glared. Then dropped her hand. "Ok, ok.. Fine! If no one's even going to comment on that.." She walked over to a statue and took out her throwing stars. "I'll just practice my aim on a statue of Chris Evans." She threw three stars in one fling of her wrist. The first landed in the statue's forehead, the second in his chest- right where a heart would be, and the third in his groin area. Three perfect shots without even trying. Was it possible that this girl could be more of a threat then most had assumed? No, impossible! She's too crazy! "Hey!" I'm just sayin'. "Well, stop sayin'! No wonder nobody ever takes me seriously around here..." Yeah.. No one cares. Mourning Dove glare at the ceiling.
"Y-Know, this is probably going to amaze you but.. I was raised by one of the best mercenaries in this universe- and the DC. I'm not the kind of person you want to run-into in a dark alley.."
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Elmira of Elkwood Captain
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 12:36 pm
Wanda growled and rubbed her head. "Oh Cheese Puffs, this is worse than the Corps. I swear we have exceeded the maximum number of floating voices that I'm allowed to hear at one time."
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 12:51 pm
Well, here's the good news for you-- it looks like we're scrapping the Black Widow deal, so it looks to me like you have Cap all to yourself now. Happy? said Steve's writer, clearly somewhat annoyed at the prospect. But he shrugged it off.
Steve, meanwhile, was watching Charlie attack a statue of him that had somehow appeared after having not been there. He would have gotten frustrated, but he kept his cool. He sighhed, taking his cowl off and rubbing the back of his head.
"Okay... can you both please just... calm down a bit and try to talk in a sane manner?" he asked.
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Elmira of Elkwood Captain
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 1:07 pm
Wanda sighed. "It's not that it's scrapped, it's just....someone else might have to play Red. Or someone's going to have to give her lots, and lots of reading material. She doesn't have fun if she can't figure out what to do with a character." she said to the wall, then turned back towards the Captain. "Sorry about that Blue, provided the boxes will be quiet, I should be good now."
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 6:09 pm
Mourning Dove World's Most Interesting (as in insane) Mercenary
Ow! *bleeds*
MD: LOL *grins* Mourning Dove snortlaughed.
"You're kidding, right? The boxes NEVER shut up! It's like they live to annoy us or something.. Now, provided that's difficult to do. I mean, I'm always demoralizing mine" She grinned. "Like how I tell her that I watch her sleep, and know about her 'wet dreams'." She looked up at the ceiling. "Speaking of which, who's Kal? I know all the guys in your life, and none of them are named 'Kal'.. Unless you're talking about Fish-Boy.." *whimper* "Ha, ha, ha, ha! Gotcha!! Oh, if only Daddy could see me now, demoralizing my own writer!" She laughed at my pain.. "Heh... I'm gonna go raid the kitchen for cheese now. C-ya in 5 minutes!" She waved off and walked out of the room, while I sit here on my bed rocking back-and-forth in a fetal position.
"Your kidding, right? Even the BOXES are afraid of me! Though they sometimes forget why..."
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 7:44 pm
The little blue box... Didn't have anything to say at Dove's comments. At all. But... the writer's reaction was the same as Steve's: Basically, they both had a WAT face.
"I... I don't..." Steve said weakly, before facepalming and sighing. He was nearing the end of his tolerance levels for insanity today. One Pool, he could handle. Two? No.
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 9:15 am
"Aw....it's alright, Blue." Wanda said cheerfully, leaning up against him. "I'll try to stay as normal and sane as I can be. Just for you. Try being the main word."
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Elmira of Elkwood Captain
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 12:25 pm
Mourning Dove World's Most Interesting (as in insane) Mercenary
Ow! What was that for?!?!
MD: *shrugs* Idunno.... Charlie had only been gone a moment. And she came back with a steaming glass bottle of nacho cheese and a bag of tortilla chips. "Want some?" she asked. Truth be told, she was winding down now. It was getting to near her bedtime, and it takes energy to be crazy. Though they didn't have her serious side yet, she would still be much less crazy. At least until morning anyway..
She flopped down on the couch, pulled down her mask and began muching on super-heated, spicy cheese on corn chips. It would have suprised the others, ok maybe not Wanda, but definatly Steve, to see her with her mask down. Anybody who knew much about Wade would know that his skin was severly mutilated by his cancer, and he could never hope to be rid of it. But Charlie's face was.. different. Perhaps Steve would look away- fearing to see another mutilated face. Only to be suprised at Charlie's adolesent beauty. Her face was absolutly lovely! She had piercing green eyes, full and lushious eyelashes, rather small button nose, full pink lips, high cheackbones, and a gracefull chin. Obviously she took after her mother, not her father. But truth was, only Wade and Charlie knew who the girl's mother was.. Sure the mother likely knew, but the woman hadn't been seen in years! She was likely dead.. And Charlie was tired of looking.. But she sure did love cheese.. "Ah, your just jealous cuz I'm prettier than you!"
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 12:55 pm
Wanda looked back over at the new girl. And instantly she didn't seem to like her. Mostly because she had melted cheese and didn't offer to share them.
....well she did, but she was blaming her jealous-erm, anger on....on....oh forget it. She just didn't seem to like her.
She didn't expect the girl to be scarred. Scarring wasn't hereditary after all.
....Black hair and beautiful features though....she could be the daughter of Alcina. But she was currently in the sorceress's house. And she didn't think she had pulled an Aphrodite or anything like that. So.....no. Couldn't have been Deadpools goddess-powered love child.
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Elmira of Elkwood Captain
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 5:16 pm
Cap, being a pillar of wholesomeness, utterly ignored Mourning Dove's features, wondering how a couch had appeared in the armory in the first place.
What was the point of the description? It's not like he'd care about how she looks; she's a teenager for God's sake...
Meanwhile, Cap just sighed, and said: "Listen, uh... I think I'm going to go wash my face. try and make sense of all this stuff that's gone on within the last five minutes or so..." With that, he moved away from the two Pools and tried to find the nearest bathroom.
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