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 Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 12:07 pm
If you did lose an eye? You'd make a much cooler henchman. You could wear a chrome eyepatch and we could mount a death ray laser beam in it. And when people were bad, you could zap them with it. And then they would asplode! *nods sagely*
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 12:22 pm
<@(Pleas stand by for an important post)@>
*Seriously considers loosing an eye.*
Couldn't just we put the death ray laser beam eye patch over my eye? Then I'd have the death ray without sacrificing my depth perception. I'd be unstoppable.*evil laugh*
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 12:43 pm
If you have one eye covered for a long time (even if it is functional), you still would lose your depth perception... hmm... maybe the eyepatch could cover your forehead or something...
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 1:23 pm
Duce_of_Spades <@(Pleas stand by for an important post)@>
*Seriously considers loosing an eye.*
Couldn't just we put the death ray laser beam eye patch over my eye? Then I'd have the death ray without sacrificing my depth perception. I'd be unstoppable.*evil laugh*
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No, because that would seem dorky. To wear an eyepatch and not need one. That is like using a cane without needing one or having a seeing eye dog without being blind. wink
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 1:33 pm
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You make good point. I wouldn't want to seem dorky while I'm killing hordes of people. Off with the eye pirate . Or maybe I should just get the death ray laser beam without the eye patch. Hmmm, decisions decisions.
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 1:45 pm
Duce_of_Spades <@(Pleas stand by for an important post)@>
You make good point. I wouldn't want to seem dorky while I'm killing hordes of people. Off with the eye pirate . Or maybe I should just get the death ray laser beam without the eye patch. Hmmm, decisions decisions.
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You could get your tongue pierced. And we could mount the death ray laser in your tongue piercing? Because that would be much cooler and grander and more dignified. Like? Anybody you stuck your tongue out at would be blasted into atoms. How cool is that? smile
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 1:47 pm
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Definitely ultra cool.
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 1:47 pm
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 4:26 pm
How about a false nose of death? You could embed your laser death ray in that, and just blow your nose at people you didn't like, obliterating them. Anyway, who cares if you look dorky while killing hundreds of people? It's not like they're ever going to tell anybody you're a dork, anyway.
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 4:39 pm
FastFresnel How about a false nose of death? You could embed your laser death ray in that, and just blow your nose at people you didn't like, obliterating them. Anyway, who cares if you look dorky while killing hundreds of people? It's not like they're ever going to tell anybody you're a dork, anyway. <@(Please stand by for an important post)@>
Yes but I will know that I'm a dork and I just can't live with that.
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 6:20 pm
Duce_of_Spades FastFresnel How about a false nose of death? You could embed your laser death ray in that, and just blow your nose at people you didn't like, obliterating them. Anyway, who cares if you look dorky while killing hundreds of people? It's not like they're ever going to tell anybody you're a dork, anyway. <@(Please stand by for an important post)@>
Yes but I will know that I'm a dork and I just can't live with that.
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Girls just don't understand cool. It is why we have to sell them for gold. And push them in mud puddles. And pull their pigtails. *nods sagely*
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 7:45 pm
Khall Girls just don't understand cool. It is why we have to sell them for gold. And push them in mud puddles. And pull their pigtails. *nods sagely* <@(Please stand by for an important post)@>
When you're right you're right.
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 8:07 pm
Just whose pigtails are you pulling there, Khall?
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 9:20 pm
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Seeing that you are the one with pigtails...
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 9:26 pm
Duce_of_Spades <@(Please stand by for an important post)@>
Seeing that you are the one with pigtails...
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*runs away and hides* No fair!
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