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 Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 9:25 pm
I told you something bad always happens to people when they go to that concert!
I`m calling from jail because my friend was yelling at me, and I yelled back.
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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 9:37 pm
You should have kept quiet, then squirted the back of your friend's shirt with an ink pen when they weren't looking.
I'm calling from jail because I realized my boss was an idiot.
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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 9:52 pm
I told you to look for a better job before realizing that.
I'm calling from jail because someone set my neighbour's car on fire and everyone accused me.
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Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 12:41 am
I told you that you should have done it yourself.
I'm calling from jail because I stole 50 cents from a vending machine.
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Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 6:09 pm
I told you there are safer places to steal money from.
I'm calling from jail because I stole the donations box from the local church.
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Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 6:43 pm
I told to not play with God.He doesnt play nice.
Im calling from jail because i kinda blown my neighbor in 10 million pieces after i gave him nitroglycerin saying it was liquid soap...
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Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 6:53 pm
Rockefor I told to not play with God.He doesnt play nice. Im calling from jail because i kinda blown my neighbor in 10 million pieces after i gave him nitroglycerin saying it was liquid soap... You should of said it was toothpaste Im calling from jail because I told my neighbor that that cyanide was actually kool-aid
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Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 6:54 pm
You should've got the lemon scented ones
im calling from jail because the police are at my house.
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Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 7:05 pm
You shouldn't have killed a relative. I'm callin from jail because I threw a rock at someone for saying that God Knows... sucks.
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Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 9:11 pm
JEEZ! WHAT THE HELL? AT LEAST HE WASN'T LYING!!!
I'm calling you from jail because I accidentally blew up an elephant with dynamite...
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Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 9:46 pm
I told you that old west infatuation wasn't legit.
I'm calling from jail because Target rearranged one of their stores, and I wasn't too happy about it.
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Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 10:50 pm
Was it really rearranged, or were you just a really, really drunk person in the sporting goods section.
I'm calling from jail because they found my experiments.
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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 6:59 am
I told you human-dolphin hybridation was a bad idea.
I am calling from jail because I used up all the toilet paper in the police station's restroom.
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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 7:20 am
 MY monkey stole my IRS notice gonk
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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 4:42 pm
Wotan Manasal I told you human-dolphin hybridation was a bad idea. I am calling from jail because I used up all the toilet paper in the police station's restroom. How many times do I have to tell you??? You only need part of the toilet paper roll not the whole roll! I'm calling from jail because I bought a cake that was poisoned.
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