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PostPosted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 3:37 pm


you can if the meal is big enough i always do!! exclaim
PostPosted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 4:43 pm






I don't think you can enjoy it if it isn't in your mouth long enough to taste it. If you're forcing it down your throat at uncomfortable speeds for the purpose of making the meal vanish as quickly as possible, logic holds that it's not about savoring the food. It's about how fast you can inhale it. Dunking it in water probably doesn't do anything for taste or texture, either.

My brother never tries for the record. He does it for the lulz, he's not a serious competitive eater. He has a life that extended past the frat boy stages.

I always eat slow, especially if the food is good.




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PostPosted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 12:56 pm


Is that what he was doing? Soaking it in water? Disgusting.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 3:43 pm





All the professional eaters do it....

Makes it easier to swallow, or something.

Did you hear that the hotdog champ got arrested for storming the stage after he wasn't allowed to eat because of a contract dispute? Let me see if I can find a video....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAwrD0et2aU

You'd never guess by looking at the man that he can eat 54 hotdogs in 12 minutes.




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PostPosted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 11:55 pm


I wonder if they stretch out their stomach capacities before the eating contest? Is that even possible?
PostPosted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 12:27 am






I know it stretches while they eat- I watched something with that guy in the video eating and he lifted his shirt up afterward, and everything was distended in a disturbing manner.

Not something I'd want to do to myself.




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PostPosted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 2:48 pm


I don't think a large fancy house with land is the best way to describe someone's distended belly. wink

That sounds awful though. I wonder if it would better for the contestant to have little to no abs to help it bulge. Bleh, I don't want to think about it. Nathan's hotdogs are too good to scarf down like that. gonk
PostPosted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 8:45 pm






Fixed. I make a lot of typos at three in the morning D;

Or those giant steak challenges. I love a medium rare steak. How can you NOT savor that?

Or, if you're just eatingeatingeatingeating, how does your jaw not lock up? I know if I'm eating anything more than a standard meal my jaw starts getting tired D; A steak that big would be killer on the mouth and I don't think you can soak cow in water and make it softer.




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PostPosted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 9:10 pm


Don't worry about it, I just thought it was funny.

Wasting a steak on eating competitions should be a sin though. I suppose that if you're not bothering to chew, your jaw wouldn't be strained too much.
PostPosted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:29 pm






Yes, but that presents two problems- you'd either waste a ton of time cutting it into microscopic pieces, or run a major risk of choking on each bite.

I can't imagine trying to do either while in a hurry- the first begs for failure, the latter for disaster.




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PostPosted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 9:49 pm


I came in at the wrong time, and I'm way too uninterested in catching up. So anyway.

What's up guys. [x WORGEN!??!?!?!?
PostPosted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:58 pm


I want an army of worgen. gonk

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 4:59 pm


I want Worgen Paladin...
PostPosted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 6:39 pm


You're gonna have to wait a while for that one.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:17 pm






talk2hand Men and your WoW.

If I were the dating sort at least I'd be the cool girlfriend who would understand the comment "Sorry I already made plans to go on a raid that night" having been through many MMO's myself.



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