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 Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 10:36 pm
204. You drive down the busiest street in your rather large city(that is the second largest city in your state) blaring Dir en Grey(Clever Sleazoid and Obscure) with the super bass all the way up, volume maxed, and windows down...
205. And when Kyo says "One day I will ******** your parents," you scream it right along with him at the top of your lungs.
206. You're at a stop light blaring said music next to a crappy car with black people blaring their rap and actually get them to look at you for the remainder of the light and say "What the ********, mate?"
207. No matter where you go with a friend(VAMPI!), everything you see or do reminds you of J-rockers
208. You go to an amusement park for a friend's birthday and sit out of the rides with another friend just to talk about J-rock
209. You covered a school binder with nothing but pictures of Dir en Grey(including the one of Kyo eating pie looking like a complete psycho)..
210. And took it to school...
211. And had a mexican and a black dud say Toshiya was "one damn fine chick..."
212. You get friends to scream at you to "stfu"
213. You actually put up an away message on AIM saying that you were busy reading the 5 pages of YKYLJRTMW and that no one should IM you while the message was up unless they wanted to die.
214. You plan on celebrating Asagi's birthday in school since it will be on a school day this year
215. And you plan on prancing around with your vampire fangs in singing Mayutsuki no Hitsugi in the exact voice as Asagi(oh, I can so totally do that)
216. You prefer the lovely male vocals of J-rockers to females because even though you are a girl, your vocal range fits the J-rockers better(guilty)
217. You actually ignore your favorite anime to type up these
218. You have the oppourtunity to have the best sex in your life but you give it up to sit in front of your computer and listen to j-rock and complain in your online journals about how you want to meet your favorite j-rocker but probably never will.
219. You left a note in your friend's locker that if they did not convert to Miyavism that the J-rock gods would kill them in their sleep
220. You got a friend who's not really into J-rock to put a J-rock song on their semester final powerpoint in a class where the teacher thinks J-rock is a sin.
221. You dance around outside cleaning your car to j-rock
222. You get the little neighbor kids to dance to Obscure
223. You talk about the Obscure pv in a normal conversation, adding in lines like "Kyo-sama is so adorable when he vomits up maggots!" and "Oh, I wish Die would eat my heart!"
224. And the person you're talking to seriously thinks about either committing suicide or homicide.
225. You put J-rock lyrics to the Cowboy bebop opening song Tank since 21 words total is not enough for a 4 minute song.
226. You had a dream about actually being in your favorite j-rock band...
227. And when you woke up, you sat upright quickly and screamed "TOSHIYA-SAMA?! WHERE DID YOU GO?! I'M TOO NERVOUS TO PLAY ON MY OWN!"
228. You pranced around your room with a plushie, pretending it was your favorite J-rocker and you at your after-wedding dance.
229. You seriously did forget your national anthem(in refrence to that one number I'm too lazy to remember) and when your school told everyone to rise at a pep assembly, you started singing Pop is Dead by Miyavi because you were so lost. (I'm so guilty of this it's not funny! Thank god no one heard me. XD)
230. You and other j-rock obsessors made it all the way to 230 in your YKYLJRTMW. xd
I think that's enough for now. My brain is in J-rock overload. XD
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Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 7:55 am
231. The post before the last was your own. And you're posting again. ( sweatdrop )
232. You've gotten into mutiple bands before you heard their music because they were hot as Hell.
233. You no longer refer to "Illness Illusion" (which is what I'm listening to, coincidentally) as such and instead call it "The I MISS MALICE MIZER song."
234. Whenever you listen to "The I MISS MALICE MIZER song," you waltz around the room with an imaginary Gackt.
235. You can't remember the romaji lyrics to Vanilla, so you write down the translation instead. (And very nearly get in trouble. Good thing Ms. R. is a hippie and has no reservations about flipping you off in the middle of class if you won't shut up.)
236. You and your friend have heated discussions on whether or not HYDE stuffs his pants. (He's GOTTA! I mean, the thing is HUGE!)
237. You become extremely excited (i.e. jumping up and down and headbanging to Girls Be Ambitious) when you find out Miyavi is less than a decade older than you and thus you have more of a chance.
238. You started reading Banana Fish because that's Gackt's favorite manga.
239. You know what Gackt's favorite manga is.
240. You get all excited when you discover that Tetsu's favorite manga is Neon Genesis: Evangelion and so is yours. (Well, one of them.)
241. Your first coherent thought this morning sounded suspiciously like "New World."
242. Your second coherent thought was that you needed to post that on this thread.
243. You have this thread bookmarked in your Favorites folder.
244. A page in your math book is devoted to your art of J-Rockers.
245. As blocks of tofu.
246. You blew off a huge math project to draw Laruku, Miyavi, Gackt, and An Cafe (and possibly more...I don't remember) as blocks of tofu.
247. You have mutiple desktops of the same photoshoot.
248. Your YouTube search terms are almost always "jrock funny," "[J-Rocker] funny," "jrock sexy," "[J-Rocker] sexy," or "jrock fanservice."
249. You read Queen Bees and Wannabes and imagine your favorite J-Rockers as each of the boy stereotypes (or whatever you want to call them).
250. Your dad refers to L'Arc~en~Ciel as "The Rainbow Dudes".
251. And he likes them.
252. You have figured out a dance to REVELATION.
253. You do said dance whenever you listen to REVELATION.
254. You punch your fist in the air if that's impossible.
255. You've watched about five "Miyavi's Too Sexy" videos on YouTube and keep searching for more all at once.
256. When your friends asked you why you like J-Rock so much, you completely freaked them out by making them listen to the "Nyah Nyah" part from U+K.
257. Your best friend insists that your issue of Cure is more disturbing than the PORN magazine his brother brought back from Japan.
258. You beg your friend to beg his dad to bring you back Miyavi when said father goes to Japan next week.
259. You refer to Al-Qaeda as "tellolists."
260. You have memorized the dance to Vanilla that they do in lives.
261. You spent over an hour copying and pasting (and reformatting!) Mina-P's Gackt translations to put in your iTunes.
262. You spent another hour searching for pictures to put in your iTunes.
263. You've started saying "OhmyKami" instead of "Ohmigod." (And OMK instead of OMG)
264. You've posted over thirty of these examples in the same post.
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Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 7:58 am
265. And you just realized you have more!
266. You cry when you listen to U+K because it really is such a sad song.
267. You no longer say, "It's PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!" Instead, you say, "IT'S NAKED MIYAVI JELLY TIME!" (Search for that on YouTube. It's great.)
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Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 4:04 pm
268. You find the translation to Gackt's autobiography (Link)
269. You spend mass ammounts of time with a dial-up connection on YouTube.com downloading j-rock music videos since you can't get ahold of the cds...
270. At whatever ungodly hour of the morning or night you're found dancing around and singing to j-rock music
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 4:05 pm
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 4:37 pm
269. You sit in a numb-like state when you realize that you only have ONE writable CD, and about...5 hours of music, but you can only fit 80 minutes on the CD.
270. When you have finally chosen the 80 minutes of music, you bring your CD player to school and listen to it as loud as you can whenever possible.
271. You physically sit on a friend to make her listen to it.
((.__. I failed miserably on the last one. She freaking bit me in the shoulder xD;; ))
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Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 2:46 pm
272. You sneak your CD player (with J-rock CD inside) into the library (or other classroom) and listen to it secretly while the librarian (or other teacher) is not looking.
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Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 3:05 pm
273. When you make a computer desktop wallpaper using many of the J-rock pictures on your computer ((and have trouble deciding which to use because there are so many)).
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Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 5:46 pm
274. Your parents wake you up at an ungodly hour in the morning just to ask you what the hell kind of music is in your car since they had to move your car to get to theirs
275. People at work ask you if you're feeling okay or if you have a fever because you're singing your favorite J-rock song while bagging groceries and gathering carts.
276. You haven't been able to listen to music in your own language for almost 9 months because the only thing that sounds right to you is Japanese music.(for people who aren't Japanese. Like me. DX)
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Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 7:41 pm
277. You have this in your signature:  I luff it.
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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 3:12 pm
Fehriku 203. You've watched the Illuminati PV over five times in a row with your sister. Who is 11 and very impressionable. Somehow I feel as though I'd be that sister... blaugh
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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 7:50 pm
Makidzuki Fehriku 203. You've watched the Illuminati PV over five times in a row with your sister. Who is 11 and very impressionable. Somehow I feel as though I'd be that sister... blaugh And we both watched the Vanilla live performance....yeah. I probably shouldn't do stuff like that, but, hey, I warn her beforehand!
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:16 am
278: You spend your travelling money to go to VK and Jrock lives. domokun
279: Tell a 3 year old boy that you want to become a Jrocker, while watching some Jrock vids on youtube.
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:23 am
280. You force the 2 year old girl that you're babysitting to watch jrock music videos with you... ((but it was all clean, I swear!))
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:29 pm
281: You cosplay as a Japanese Artist (I'm not used to saying J-rock xD;; )
282: You look on YouTube to see what the heck Naked Miyavi Jelly Time is.
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