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 Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 4:14 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: male 24 italy
Stranger: wbu?
You: wbu?
You: Weird being italian?
Stranger: no its just w'bout you
Stranger: what
Stranger: about you
You: Ah, 83 lemur
Stranger: cool
Stranger: lemur is location or gender?
You: species?
You: knoxville zoo.
Stranger: yes but lemurs are mammals and so there are male and female lemurs
You: Someone dropped a laptop into the cages.
Stranger: not someone
Stranger: ME
You: Oh, this is your laptop?
Stranger: no I stole it
You: You got some serious spyware problems...
Stranger: Its not mine
Stranger: and then
Stranger: yes
Stranger: I have
You: k, then who should I send this bill to for fixing this piece of junk?
Stranger: queen liz - london
You: Of course, the pomy uses a mac.
Stranger: i dunno
Stranger: what kind of food do you eat as a lemur?
You: mostly grubs.
You: Slimey, yet satisfying.
Stranger: and what about snails?
You: Eh, they're ok. Not really into the fancy fine dining.
Stranger: is that true that you lemur like fellatio?
You: dunno about that stuff, but I love when kids drop Gelato in the pits.
Stranger: why did you use the italian word for ice cream?
Stranger: can lemur speak many languages?
You: cause it's not like american ice cream.
You: got less air pumped into it.
Stranger: yea
You: about two thirds the sugar and half the calories.
You: A lemur's gotta look good for tha lady lemurs.
Stranger: yea right
Stranger: so I assume you are a dude lemur
You: Aye.
Stranger: do lemurs so drugs?
You: Only my neighbors.
You: They get supremely screwed up.
You: I hate it when they start flinging crap everywhere.
Stranger: yea I know the feeling
You: humans throw crap, too?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: and not only
Stranger: but we have weird addictions
Stranger: like Jenkem
Stranger: you know that?
You: Nope, is it like earthworms
Stranger: naah
Stranger: Jenkem is an alleged hallucinogenic recreational drug composed of noxious gas formed from fermented sewage.
Stranger: fermented human sewage, scraped from pipes and stored in plastic bags for a week or so, until it gives off numbing, intoxicating fumes.
You: So, you poop in a jar, put a baloon over it and sniff it?
Stranger: exactely
You: Yeah, that would make me halucinate, too.
Stranger: Its like cheesing
Stranger: you know that?
You: you seem to know a lot about drugs...
You: you a cop?
Stranger: naah
Stranger: im just a stoner
You: So, you do drugs.
Stranger: naaah
Stranger: I just read about them
You: So, you stone people to death who do drugs...
Stranger: exactely
You: Ok, well...I'm just not sure where to go from here.
You: You've kept me entertained.
You: Arigato gozaimasu.
Stranger: arrivederci
Stranger: figlio di puttana
Stranger: smile
You: Peace.
Stranger: Love
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: alligator sex lounge?
Stranger: 18 m south kora
You: Gross.
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 4:26 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey there stranger
You: strangers?
Stranger: asl?
You: Waiting?
Stranger: hello?
You: Up and down the boulevard?
Stranger: hell yeah
Stranger: 21/f/cal
You: I can't call, my phon don't work.
Stranger: no. im from california
You: You know Arnold?
You: THE GOVENATOR!
Stranger: yeah, no s**t
Stranger: my ******** homeboy
You: ...ew...sounds kinda nasty...
Stranger: you dont know anything about nasty
Stranger: get your underage a** off my internet
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Stranger: Breasts
You: ankles?
Stranger: Feet
You: head
Stranger: Leg
You: shoulders
Stranger: Hand
You: knees
Stranger: Elbow
You: and toes
Stranger: Fingers
You: knees
Stranger: Ask?
Stranger: Asl
You: and TOES?!
You: EYES AND EARS AND MOUTH AND NOSE!
Stranger: Lol!
You: HEAD SHOULDERS KNEES AND TOES, KNEES AND TOES?!
You: *dances*
Stranger: Hahaha
Stranger: M or f
You: monkey or fairy?
Stranger: Harhar har
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NEW:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hola
You: ain't no holla back, gurl.
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 4:34 pm
You: I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 4:35 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: did it hurt?
You: u mean the banana in ur a**?
You: idk
You: you tell me
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i win...
flawless victory cool
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 4:54 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: help me stay awake
You: I'll put a pineapple up your a**s.
You: That'l do it.
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 5:04 pm
 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
Stranger: HAH
Stranger: *HAHA
Stranger: no, i don't
Stranger: but thanks for making me laugh
Stranger: i wouldn't be laughing if i had that though
You: Have you by any chance SEEN a man with six fingers on his right hand?
Stranger: nope
You: Still no sign.
Stranger: do you have six fingers on your right hand?
You: No.
Stranger: wait
You: I am searching for the six fingered man who killed my father.
Stranger: oh wow
Stranger: that is something
Stranger: sorry about that
Stranger: i thought you were in love with him
You: I will have my revenge, even if it takes my whole life.
Stranger: hey,
Stranger: make a post on reddit.com
Stranger: in the does anybody else section
Stranger: has anybody else seen a man wit h6 fingers?
Stranger: i'll upvote it for you
You: Thank you, good sir, for aiding me in my quest.
Stranger: welcome. i don't think revenge is the way to go, but i hope it helps
Stranger: if you don't mind me asking, how do you know the killer has 6 fingers on his right hand?
Stranger: i'm sure you are sure of it, just wondering
You: He killed my father right there in front of me, when I was but ten.
Stranger: wow sad
You: Yes, rough.
You: I cannot figure out this reddit site.
Stranger: there are a few 6 fingered men on google image search
Stranger: you register and post into the section you want
Stranger: it's a bit different
Stranger: but a very good strong community
Stranger: http://www.reddit.com/r/doesanybodyelse/
You: Ah. And, to actually post something, how would one do that?
Stranger: let me log out and see what to do
Stranger: scroll down
Stranger: and on the right side is "submit a link"
Stranger: create an account with the window that comes up
Stranger: and then select the "text" tab on the posting page
Stranger: which defaults to link
You: Thank you, good sir!
Stranger: welcome smile
Stranger: let me know if you need anything else
Stranger: i'll keep this chat up
You: http://www.reddit.com/r/DoesAnybodyElse/comments/b2h79/i_do_not_mean_to_pry_but_you_dont_by_any_chance/
Stranger: wait
Stranger: is that a joke from ingo moyamota?
You: Yes.
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: i saw mention of that
Stranger: i thought you were serious
You: Really?
You: I thought you were just being nice and playing along.
Stranger: why i was so eager to help
Stranger: lol
Stranger: no razz
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 5:13 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: My hovercraft is full of eels.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Do you want to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?
You: I am no longer infected.
Stranger: oke
Stranger: f m ?
You: You have beautiful thighs.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: I m england
Stranger: Female male ?
You: I will not buy this record, it is scratched.
Stranger: you female male ???
You: You great poof!
Stranger: no
Stranger: fm ?
Stranger: you
Stranger: ????
Stranger: I m male and you ?
Stranger: f m ?
You: Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait 'til lunchtime!
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Anyone who gets what I'm referencing wins major brownie points.
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 5:18 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I'm... Infected...
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I believe I have won.
And I was merely quoting a song.
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 5:23 pm
Fabulous Dahling You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I'm... Infected...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I believe I have won.
And I was merely quoting a song. Was that song something Monty Python came up with? No. talk2hand
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 5:28 pm
No. Infected from REPO! the genetic opera.
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 5:34 pm
And that is precisely why I win. 4laugh
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 5:39 pm
It isn't what I quoted, but that they quit immediately after I told them I was infected.
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 5:53 pm
Beverast You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: My hovercraft is full of eels. Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Do you want to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy? You: I am no longer infected. Stranger: oke Stranger: f m ? You: You have beautiful thighs. Stranger: yes Stranger: I m england Stranger: Female male ? You: I will not buy this record, it is scratched. Stranger: you female male ??? You: You great poof! Stranger: no Stranger: fm ? Stranger: you Stranger: ???? Stranger: I m male and you ? Stranger: f m ? You: Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait 'til lunchtime! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Anyone who gets what I'm referencing wins major brownie points. Please tell me it's Clockwork Orange.
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 5:59 pm
No, it's Monty Python's Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook sketch.
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 6:53 pm
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