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Skillzyo rolled 1 100-sided dice:
58
Total: 58 (1-100)
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 Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 3:43 pm
No, no. the other one was a snowball. Not a boulder.
EDIT::
Thinking my foe was down for the count, I turned around and started for the nearest town to celebrate my victory in style. When I heard the sound of the boulder whistling through the air, however, I attempted to move out of the way. Luckily, I have amazing dexterity and I was able to dodge the massive boulder. Unfortunately, my peripheral vision is not as astounding, so I don't see the edge of the cliff until I step off of it and plummet to my doom.
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Trusty Shamrock rolled 1 100-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-100)
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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 7:25 am
im tryin teh picture where we are looks like ninja so far theres a moutain a valley a cave a hole teh tartarus a random little town and a cliff of doom ninja
edit: a bar of deoderant next teh me leaks onteh my armpits and makes deh stank go away! 3nodding i ish givin another chance of life! so i go to deh next town teh celebrate (a very original idea) 3nodding but deh global warmin wears off before i get there and i freeze teh death cuz im not wearin my miles of snow gear. mama was right! it dont just look cool ish important too! gonk
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FluffyWuffieBunny rolled 1 100-sided dice:
100
Total: 100 (1-100)
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FluffyWuffieBunny Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 9:58 pm
I'm glad I was submerged in stomach acid so I couldn't smell your rank-ness. 3nodding
Edit: H'odang.
eek
-While walking down the street of this random small town valley place, we happened to pass each other. I turned on my toe, and slowly said the words "Whaat'd you say about my mama?" even though you insisted all you said was "howdy", I kneed you in groin, and put the pinch on you before you could say "aw tartarus". And while you were immobilized, I told so many yo mama burns, that by the time the 30 seconds were up, you couldn't wait for me to shut up. You went limp. I went on walking.-
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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 11:47 pm
FluffyWuffieBunny I'm glad I was submerged in stomach acid so I couldn't smell your rank-ness. 3nodding Edit: H'odang. eek -While walking down the street of this random small town valley place, we happened to pass each other. I turned on my toe, and slowly said the words "Whaat'd you say about my mama?" even though you insisted all you said was "howdy", I kneed you in groin, and put the pinch on you before you could say "aw tartarus". And while you were immobilized, I told so many yo mama burns, that by the time the 30 seconds were up, you couldn't wait for me to shut up. You went limp. I went on walking.- Epic. Win.
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 1:21 pm
yea i think i felt that in feal life too eek
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 11:52 pm
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Skillzyo rolled 1 100-sided dice:
49
Total: 49 (1-100)
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Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 2:38 pm
Well... I might as well face my fate and just lose.
EDIT
Fenny kicked Pez so hard that some of the force hit me. I am now dead. Blarg.
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EhmiEhmi rolled 1 100-sided dice:
64
Total: 64 (1-100)
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 1:23 am
Thanks, Skillzy. That was a brave thing of you to do. 3nodding
Edit: And just to show you how grateful I am, I'm going to bring you back to life! *gets defibrilators and turns them up to 11 just to make sure it works, but instead, it just creates a big flame ball*
Uh...Skillz? ninja
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Trusty Shamrock rolled 1 100-sided dice:
8
Total: 8 (1-100)
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:44 am
i knew procrastinatin would pay off! 3nodding
edit: oh....mebbe not pay off that much ninja
*walks up teh deh skillzy ashes* ooh! looks like someone left some tofu jerky here! surprised *eats burnt skillzy but chokes on her and dies*
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Skillzyo rolled 1 100-sided dice:
58
Total: 58 (1-100)
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:19 am
Reminds me of Halo. "Skillzy has killed you from the grave!"
EDIT
A unicorn comes by and brings Az and me back to life. Unfortunately for Az, in the short time it took for the edit page to load, I remembered that Az died by trying to consume my ashes. As payback, I shoved dirt in his throat. "HOW DOES THAT TASTE, YOU SICK FREAK?!"
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EhmiEhmi rolled 1 100-sided dice:
95
Total: 95 (1-100)
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 1:10 am
I think Pez has that disease where he just eats everything. 3nodding
Edit: I'm so grossed out by Pez eating skillzy that I throw up enough to drown the whole world. ninja
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Trusty Shamrock rolled 1 100-sided dice:
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Total: 60 (1-100)
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 1:49 pm
yea if yuu ever lose anythin yaknow ish in mah belly 3nodding
edit: being stuffed with dirt gives me teh extra nutrients i needed! 4laugh but then i get hit by some random thrown up chunk and get my head knocked off
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EhmiEhmi rolled 1 100-sided dice:
75
Total: 75 (1-100)
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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 2:30 am
*rubs my tummy* Yowwies. confused
Edit: *sits and twiddles my thumbs in boredom because I killed everybody* Le sigh. rolleyes
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FluffyWuffieBunny rolled 1 100-sided dice:
27
Total: 27 (1-100)
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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:39 pm
xp Yeah, that's a lot of killing..
Edit: -I challenged Ehmi to a battle; A Battle... Of thumbs. But all that twiddling must have paid off, because the sheer force of her thumb's strength holding down mine, caused it to pop off like a cork before the five seconds were up. I forfeited, and decided to find a hospital.-
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FluffyWuffieBunny Vice Captain
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Skillzyo rolled 1 100-sided dice:
89
Total: 89 (1-100)
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Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 6:46 pm
lol ew
EDIT
I threw a rock in your path and tripped over it, falling head first into the road. Ironically, you are hit by a speeding ambulance.
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