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 Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 6:55 pm
Dear K
You are an atrocious horn player, your intonation is terrible, your sound is airy, you don't take constructive criticism from anyone and you say your awful sound is the freshman and not you. Whenever I hear you play my skin crawls and I just want to go into a hole cover my head and die (or shoot you, either one works). Your horn teacher is an idiot and does not know how to teach, and whenever you critique someone you just make yourself look like a hypocrite. You have terrible rhythm, please learn how to subdivide. I know you think you're better than everyone sitting above you in band, but please remember we all went to district and were seated very high some of us went to all state. You weren't even close to making district. Although you are section leader at youth orchestra, please remember that you are section leader of a section with middle schoolers in it! Also keep in mind that we the people above you are in top group, while you are in the LOWER group. As close in talent level as you say the sections are, believe me if they were that close then you'd be in the top group too and you are not. Please keep your mouth shut during band stop trying to boss us around, and stop ruining every solo piece you attempt to play every year. Learn how to attack a note without splatting it, and going out of tune, and please keep your huge ego and your even bigger mouth out of our section
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Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 7:15 pm
Dear college,
I can't wait for you.
Love, me
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Posted: Sat May 08, 2010 10:38 pm
Dear Donovan,
Learn how to tune better. Seriously. : |
~Michelle
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Dear John,
Get over yourself and stop being so damn self-centered. The band doesn't revolve around you so suck it up and take it like a man for all of us! D< We've all got our cross to bare!
~Michelle
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Dear Arturo,
Just because you're an All-Stater and were in Cavies doesn't mean you're a God. Get. Over. Yourself. And. Practice. You suck on your horn to legendary degrees and it's not just going to go away. Also, stop being such a stuck-up d**k. >:/
~Michelle
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Dear Abby S.,
He's too young for you.
~Michelle
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Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 7:27 pm
oh my here we go...
Dear Dalton and Chelsea,
You've both been very good teachers and people to me.You guys have lead our section from being completely apathetic to focused and intense even in practice.We will miss you both and continue what you taugh use to do.
Dear Matt,
what the hell were you thinking when you tried to sell pot in school!?When you come back you had better have matured otherwise i will have nothing to do with you.
Dear Lewis,
...I try not to be a conceited smart a** about everything... though i don't always succede,you should give it a try.
Dear Destiny,
I see now that you're going to go on a powertrip being field commander,but at least it isn't focused directly at us.given the choice i'd go with the lesser of two evils and have you as field commander rather than complaining in the section for 5 months straight.
~Dakota~
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Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 4:27 pm
Dear Travis,
You're a ******** and the reason the band hates us.
Love, me
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Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 6:57 pm
dear Savannah,
Suck it up.
I know you hate me. And I know it is because i made section elader. I don't know why you are making such a big deal about it. If britany had gotten it, you wouldn't be upset. I really don't understand wy you son't liek me. I've tried to be nice to you, tried to be your friend. Yet you act liek I shouldn't exist. Are you mad that a fat girl is a better clarient player then you?
If so, you need to take a chill pill and get a mental health check, because it is pretty mean tot hinks oemthing liek that.
-Rini
Dear Joey,
You are a little pervert and you ebetter hope I don't find a bigger book then eldest.
And by the way, you can't march. Wake up and realize this. And no you cannot mark time either, even though you say you can. You also cannot play your isntrument. In case you haven't realized, band takes practice. If you do not practice, you will not get better. It also helps to have your music. And when the director says to go practice in the lcoker room, i suggest you do so, instead of telling him no. Just a suggestion.
-Rini
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Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 3:06 pm
Dear trumpets EVERYONE,
Practice. I really don't want H to cut First Suite just because you guys can't get it together to practice.
I'm planning to practice either tonight or tomorrow, like he wants us to. And I'm afraid I'm the only one.
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Dear Ben,
Try to be confident next time. Although your tone isn't that good, you're usually right. H only yells at you because he wants you to be a better player. That, and he (for whatever reason) cannot distinguish between your fails and Michael's fails.
Don't let it get to you.
As a side note, I really do like the music you write. And I'm not just saying that because I like you, too.
-Me
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Dear Ty,
I like you as a person and you're a fantastic kid, but you really need to grow up sometimes. You're the key to either an awesome marching season or another one of death. I want a superior. Not just overall at states, but percussion superior at least ONCE.
And we're going to get there if it kills you.
-Your ever-loving, ever-stressed section leader.
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Dear Craig,
Ever since you asked me to homecoming I've been creeped out by you. It doesn't help that Ben's one of your close friends. If he and I do end up going out, I hope you don't hold it against either of us. You're a great guy but you're just really--really--not my type. Also I hope this creepy awkward goes away before marching band, I'd rather die than deal with awkward within my own section. Ugh.
-Me
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Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 4:40 pm
Don't close the door...Dear my symphonic band,
I understand that most of you are seniors, and I loved symphonic band this year, despite being a freshman. I had a lot of fun, even though on the first day, I was scared to DEATH that I was going to die. So I'm going to miss all of you seniors, now that the year for you is coming to a close.
Sincerely, me.
Dear Adam,
You're a douche.
Stop trying to act cool.
Love, me.
Dear Sarah,
I understand you don't like me. But you need to accept me. I could beat you out, you know.
Love, me.
Dear Mr. DiCesare,
You're awesome. Don't ever quit being a band director.
Sincerely, me.
(Ah, I feel better. biggrin ) On what you adore...
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Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 6:07 pm
Dear Hartmetz,
I don't see why people don't take you seriously. Sure, you're a spazz and annoying sometimes. You don't always make sense but you do eventually get your point across, sarcasm or not.
I guess I tolerate you better than everyone else because you are just like my dad except more musical and less history-geek.
You'll always be my favourite teacher because of it, and I'm glad to have been your student. I know that if we had had some other director here, our program wouldn't quite be the same. You've made us what we are, and I dread the day (if it ever comes) that you retire, it'll mean that the program dies.
It's already going to get wounded when Mrs. W leaves at the end of this year, after running everything since the school opened. I don't ever want to see it die.
I'm sorry I'm not the best student of yours, I'm not the prodigy child like Caroline or Chris, but I am one of the most dedicated, you've said that yourself. That should be worth more than making all-district, and I feel like it is.
This is way longer and cheesier than I thought it would be, so I'll shut up now. I can't believe it's already been four years with you as a director, soon to be five.
-Me
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Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 6:55 pm
Dear Dante,
YOU ARE A NOOB AND I CAN SOOO PWN YOU!!! So please leave me alone before I sick my flying ninja monkeys at you.
regards
ME! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 8:18 pm
Dear Mr. Brand,
You know, sometimes it's good to take responsibility for what you say. Like when you told us that you hoped we had a bad run of the show and the next day, you said that all you had told us was that you hoped we felt bad about our show. Also, when you didn't call to get the buses for the band trip and the entire band and chaperones had to go on one bus, you might have wanted to apologize for that. You're pretty good at music but you don't do anything great as a band director. You need to explain what we are doing wrong instead of just stopping us and telling us to "fix it."
Bye bye.
-Me
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Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 9:20 pm
Dear Adam,
Really? Mr. Lakatos had to bribe you to stay in band the whole year? Wow. I thought you couldn't get any worse but I was wrong. Also, you still are an a** in many people's eyes including your own section (just thought I'd let you know).
~~Julia
Dear Sergio,
You are a really cool guy but you're so afraid of getting in trouble or doing the wrong thing. If I've learned anything from my first year of high school it's that you have to take risks sometimes. Don't always be so goody-two-shoes and naive. Live life!!!!!!!!
~~Julia
Dear Alexis,
I am so devastated that you're leaving. WHY?! You are an awesome junior and you've left a good lasting impression on everyone in band. I wish you well to wherever you may go and it's really too bad you can't stay at Summit for you senior year.
Farewell, ~~Julia
Dear Priscilla,
Yes I know that you're competitive and sometimes that gets to the best of you and you turn in to a b****. Don't let that get to you because truly you are a really good friend.
~~Julia
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Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 4:43 pm
Dear Andrew Lloyd Webber,
You're a genius. Seriously.
Love, me
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Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 5:05 pm
Dear Andrew Lloyd Webber:
Stop trying.
Phantom 2 is a disaster.
CATS creeps people out.
Original Phantom is good but way overplayed.
You've milked your cash cow dry, stop trying to tempt fate...it already tried to warn you by deleting the score, and here you are shoving a failure onto the stage.
Congratulations, you're ruining your own reputation.
-Me
Dear Ty:
I didn't want H to yell at you yesterday. I didn't ask him to, he just told me at jazz band that he was going to say something to you about it. Please don't hate me for things out of my control.
I'm sorry.
-Me
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Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 6:33 pm
Dear Puffer Fish,
I appreciate that you (may or may not have) detected the sarcasm in my post. Bravo biggrin
Love, me
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