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 Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 10:21 pm
Chef turned and reached for the top of the refrigerator, snagging a box of Apprentice-Nips before exiting the door and holding it open for Chris.
"A'ight man, where do you want these?"
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Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 10:38 pm
 And then on an -awesome- trip of trap setting up and cookie eating, Chris led the Chef-man to the PERFECT locations to set up the traps.
...And of course let -him- do all the work. He was tall and stuff dude! Chris -wanted- to help (really, he did!) but he just couldn't reach.
...Yeah and about wanting to help? He lied.
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Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 10:43 pm
It was a good thing Chris let Chef do all the work. Most likely Chef would have had to disarm the trap in order to free Chris from it again and again because certain hosts couldn't ignore the lure of cookies, no matter what their dietitians say, heehee!
... Well, at least that was done. Chef stood back and dusted his hands, admiring his handiwork.
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Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 10:49 pm
.......
Yeah he probably would have. Silly cookie loving hosts!
In fact...Chris inched forward slightly, getting a nice -up close- look at the trap.
"Looks pretty good dude!"
...One had to wonder if he meant the cookie or the trap itself.
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Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 10:57 pm
Chef didn't wait. It took him twenty minutes to set this last one up. He had to measure it carefully -- intern step forward, cage come down and cookies go up. He didn't want to spent the time resetting it after Chris set it off the first time. Maybe he should consider building a better trap just for the amusement of the host. For now, he'd settle for grabbing the host by the back of his shirt and pulling him back. "Nuh-uh man. Ah'm not settin' it up again."
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Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 11:03 pm
"Awwww...."
Chris pouted slightly as he was pulled back, but quickly perked back up when he remembered...
"Dude! We get to go set up the explosives now right?"
Ah there it was, the happy tailwag signaling an eager host. ...Or, well a host eager to -cause destruction-. Hehehehe!
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Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 11:05 pm
Chef snorted. "Naw, we get ta sit around and cross our legs like we're proper lil' girls at a tea party. Of course man! Hope yew got the place picked out an' remembered ta call the Unions ahead of time. Ah bet ah could make some treasure of some sort for'em to go diving for, heh heh heh..." Yeah, like his boot filled with river muck.
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Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:06 pm
Well they -have- had tea parties before---
"Of course man, I got all the legal stuff handled..."
Chris waved his paws, giving his best reassuring grin....which coming from him was never -reassuring- but whatever.
"Seriously dude let's go."
Tail wagging Chris slipped out the kitchen's back door.
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Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:11 pm
Chef refused to comment on that. Stupid Barbie ad placement.
He merely nodded in response to Chris, following on his heels out. "Hey man," he began, an idea striking him. "Do yew know what we did with the underwater lights? Could use'em and some underwater cameras to get some extra promo footage or somethin'..."
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Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:27 pm
"They're back in storage..."
Oh god -storage-. EVERYTHING was in there. Useful or no. And was any of it organized? ...Probably not. Chris couldn't be bothered and hell, if he needed anything he'd just tell an intern to find it for him. Hehehehe!
"Could send someone for em dude, some underwater shots would be awesome..."
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Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:32 pm
Storage? Storage? Aw no man, he wasn't about to go back in there. The last time he went in there, he was stuck for three days and had to fight against -- well, things better left unsaid. He was all for getting an intern to go get the stuff.
"We'll need a couple interns, man," he began, then stopped. "...we need interns to test the -heehee- 'challenge' and some ta set it up." He sighed, rubbing the back of his head. "Ah can go get the explosives, but we'll need an intern or somesuch ta go set up cameras."
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Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:43 pm
"Well we'll have some in the traps soon enough...and there's enough that actually -listen- that'd probably go into storage.."
Chris tapped a paw against his chin.
"...Or we could just yell something along the line of 'free cookies' and nab any of them hungry enough to show up, hehehehe!"
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Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:49 pm
Chef started chuckling at the thought. "That's an idea, man! Wanna broadcast it across camp or jus' use yer megaphone?" He rubbed his hands together, adding, "Heh heh... Ah can't wait ta get mah hands on some."
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Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:51 pm
"No need for a camp-wide broadcast, I'm prepared..."
Smirking the whole time, Chris pulled out his megaphone. Hehehehe, time to see how many interns were lurking around...
"HEEEEEY ALL YOU INTERNS! FREEEEE COOKIES TO THE FIRST ONES THAT GET HERE! CMOOOON, I KNOW YOU WANT SOME DUDES!"
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Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:31 pm
Ahh, that was McLean in action! He grinned, stepping back and getting ready for the loud broadcast.
With that accomplished, he looked around and waited for the first to appear.
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