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TrinityCowgirl rolled 1 6-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-6)
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 Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 10:07 pm
 Unaware of her friends' plight, Annabel was still working at her attempt to come up on Chris, belly-crawling like a madman. Frighteningly enough, a gleeful sort of grin had taken her face. Oho, she was getting closer~! Maybe she'd bite his ankle. That was starting to sound more and more appealing. Suppressing the urge to cackle madly, she continued as quickly as possible. Hehehe~!
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Chef Hatchet rolled 2 6-sided dice:
4, 5
Total: 9 (2-12)
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 10:10 pm
Mouse Pachinkorelli - 3  By some impossible miracle, the eagles and seagulls all missed, Simon's frantic stumbling gait somehow enabling his form to weave away from the path any avian had set in his direction. And as more luck may have it, he'd found himself up against a cabin wall! Now if he could only quickly inch over to the other side of it... he doubted that they had anything in their arsenal that could shoot through a building.TrinityCowgirl - 4 Unaware of her friends' plight, Annabel was still working at her attempt to come up on Chris, belly-crawling like a madman. Frighteningly enough, a gleeful sort of grin had taken her face. Oho, she was getting closer~! Maybe she'd bite his ankle. That was starting to sound more and more appealing. Suppressing the urge to cackle madly, she continued as quickly as possible. Hehehe~! Chef was confused by Chris' whistle. What was he up to? It was strange, and Chef removed his goggles to look... and then snicker. "Heh heh heh! Nice goin', Chris!" He said, cackling before taking aim and firing at campers without the assistance of his goggles.
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Amon Larethian rolled 1 6-sided dice:
3
Total: 3 (1-6)
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 10:11 pm
Lucifer caught movement from the corner of his eye barely in time to dodge the seagull that had flown at his head. Eyes narrowed, he turned to glare at Chris, a possitively evil snarl on his maw. Oh, so Chris wanted to play too did he, fine. If they could shoot seagulls and throw s**t at him, well two could play at that game.
A likely pine cone, a little lighter fluid, a flick of his lighter, Lucifer chucked the pine cone as hard as he could at Chris. Let's see how he liked it! Next time, next time he was throwing gun powder and cherry bombs.
However it was not enough to distract the pyromaniac for long. No, he still had his sights on Chef, the one who had actually hit him, twice. Breaking his glare at Chris (a look that said "I'll get you later'), Lucifer stalked after Chef.
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TrinityCowgirl rolled 1 6-sided dice:
2
Total: 2 (1-6)
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 10:13 pm
I AM SUCH A TARD OH GOD And, another gull to the face. Pushed back a few feet by the impact, with a nice little cut across the cheek, Annabel GROWLED. Alright. No more nice, sneaky Annabel. Stealth out of the option, the girl quickly rose, giving up and charging Chris at full speed. If she could just go a little while without getting hit, she'd have a chance- hopefully- to dive at him. God damn it, she could DO this...! She'd avoided the gun before, she could do it again!
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cibarium rolled 1 6-sided dice:
5
Total: 5 (1-6)
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 10:17 pm
The next gull that hit Simon must have been a hardened old bird... with an affinity for shiny things. After slamming into his chest - effectively knocking the wind out of him for a good moment - it had dug its claws into his shirt, its beak spearing after the d20 the boy kept around his neck for good luck.
"Hey-- OOWWWW-- g-get off!" he cried, flailing helplessly away from the cabin while the gull powered its wings to keep its balance and hopefully get away with the pretty it had found.
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Chris McLean rolled 2 6-sided dice:
2, 1
Total: 3 (2-12)
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 10:17 pm
Amon Larethian - 3 Lucifer caught movement from the corner of his eye barely in time to dodge the seagull that had flown at his head. Eyes narrowed, he turned to glare at Chris, a possitively evil snarl on his maw. Oh, so Chris wanted to play too did he, fine. If they could shoot seagulls and throw s**t at him, well two could play at that game.
A likely pine cone, a little lighter fluid, a flick of his lighter, Lucifer chucked the pine cone as hard as he could at Chris. Let's see how he liked it! Next time, next time he was throwing gun powder and cherry bombs.
However it was not enough to distract the pyromaniac for long. No, he still had his sights on Chef, the one who had actually hit him, twice. Breaking his glare at Chris (a look that said "I'll get you later'), Lucifer stalked after Chef. TrinityCowgirl - 2 I AM SUCH A TARD OH GOD And, another gull to the face. Pushed back a few feet by the impact, with a nice little cut across the cheek, Annabel GROWLED. Alright. No more nice, sneaky Annabel. Stealth out of the option, the girl quickly rose, giving up and charging Chris at full speed. If she could just go a little while without getting hit, she'd have a chance- hopefully- to dive at him. God damn it, she could DO this...! She'd avoided the gun before, she could do it again!
DAMNIT giving campers flammable things was a bad idea...
Huffing, the host got back to his feet and sent a shot at both Annabel and Lucifer. If he was lucky maybe he'd hit em both.
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TrinityCowgirl rolled 1 6-sided dice:
1
Total: 1 (1-6)
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 10:21 pm
OH HELL YES, SHE WAS IN RANGE. Giving in to an ear-splitting, mad-as-a-hatter cackle, Annabel tensed- and just LUNGED for the host. ******** lamb, her a**- this girl, at least for the day, was a lioness. Paws aimed for his throat, she had nothing to say- caught up too much in the idea of finally strangling him. Maybe leaving a bite mark somewhere, if she could help it.
But he was going DOWN, damn it all!
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WindRiderNaya rolled 1 6-sided dice:
3
Total: 3 (1-6)
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 10:25 pm
Intrigued by the sounds of screams, foghorns, seagulls, eagles (?) and maniacal laughter, Helen couldn't help her curiosity. Wandering into the battle zone, Helen saw two very crazy looking adult pelting all manner of things at some campers. Those adults? Chris and Chef. "Some how this isn't surprising..." She mumbled, attempting to back out slowly, without being noticed. Thisa wouldn't be a very fun way to top off a day of being alligator food and being snagged on wires. But... it did look a little exciting.
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Amon Larethian rolled 1 6-sided dice:
2
Total: 2 (1-6)
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 10:28 pm
Another bird hurling toward him, Lucifer rolled sideways, away from the feathered projectile.
"YOU CAN'T SAVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND, CHRIS!"
Oh, he get Chris later, but first he had other goals. He didn't bother glaring at Chris this time, he simply reached into his pocket for a few cherry bombs, lite the fuse, and THREW! If he was lucky, it would be enough to scare the piss out of Chris, or better yet, set his tail on fire. At the very least it might have kept convinced that firing at Lucifer was not the best idea.
Now, for chef, oh Lucifer was close now, only a couple yards away, well within charging distance.
"You're mine, chef."
GROWL!
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Chobi_Chocobo rolled 1 6-sided dice:
2
Total: 2 (1-6)
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 10:29 pm
Noel had been hit with another gull and fallen over for a long moment.
Now he was back up and running in some odd zig zagged direction muppet flailing his arms and screaming. He wasn't even sure where he was now only that his head hurt .
... Was this one of those trippy concert? ... Was he on something?
There were stars in this boys eyes.
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Chef Hatchet rolled 5 6-sided dice:
6, 4, 2, 2, 5
Total: 19 (5-30)
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 10:37 pm
At least the interns were well-trained. A pair of them sprang from their hidden spot behind a tree, armed with fire extinguishers. The flaming pinecone didn't even have a chance. WindRiderNaya - 3 Intrigued by the sounds of screams, foghorns, seagulls, eagles (?) and maniacal laughter, Helen couldn't help her curiosity. Wandering into the battle zone, Helen saw two very crazy looking adult pelting all manner of things at some campers. Those adults? Chris and Chef. "Some how this isn't surprising..." She mumbled, attempting to back out slowly, without being noticed. Thisa wouldn't be a very fun way to top off a day of being alligator food and being snagged on wires. But... it did look a little exciting. TrinityCowgirl - 1 OH HELL YES, SHE WAS IN RANGE. Giving in to an ear-splitting, mad-as-a-hatter cackle, Annabel tensed- and just LUNGED for the host. ******** lamb, her a**- this girl, at least for the day, was a lioness. Paws aimed for his throat, she had nothing to say- caught up too much in the idea of finally strangling him. Maybe leaving a bite mark somewhere, if she could help it.
But he was going DOWN, damn it all! Mouse Pachinkorelli - 5 The next gull that hit Simon must have been a hardened old bird... with an affinity for shiny things. After slamming into his chest - effectively knocking the wind out of him for a good moment - it had dug its claws into his shirt, its beak spearing after the d20 the boy kept around his neck for good luck.
"Hey-- OOWWWW-- g-get off!" he cried, flailing helplessly away from the cabin while the gull powered its wings to keep its balance and hopefully get away with the pretty it had found. Amon Larethian - 2 Another bird hurling toward him, Lucifer rolled sideways, away from the feathered projectile.
"YOU CAN'T SAVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND, CHRIS!"
Oh, he get Chris later, but first he had other goals. He didn't bother glaring at Chris this time, he simply reached into his pocket for a few cherry bombs, lite the fuse, and THREW! If he was lucky, it would be enough to scare the piss out of Chris, or better yet, set his tail on fire. At the very least it might have kept convinced that firing at Lucifer was not the best idea.
Now, for chef, oh Lucifer was close now, only a couple yards away, well within charging distance.
"You're mine, chef."
GROWL! Chobi_Chocobo - 2 Noel had been hit with another gull and fallen over for a long moment.
Now he was back up and running in some odd zig zagged direction muppet flailing his arms and screaming. He wasn't even sure where he was now only that his head hurt .
... Was this one of those trippy concert? ... Was he on something?
There were stars in this boys eyes. Chef's turn at the gun, and he aimed, firing at Helen when... Oh goddamnit did the gun just jam?! The fact that Annabel and Lucifer were almost there didn't help, either. And, well, since desperate times call for desperate measures... Chef ran forward and tried to pick up Annabel, hefting her up to throw at Simon. He then did his best to pick Lucifer up in order to make Noel's fanboy dreams come true by throwing him at him. Awwh. (( HOW THIS WORKS:Helen's number is first. Annabel's number is second. If Chef beats it, he manages to pick her up. Simon has third number. If Chef beats it, Annabel is thrown and she hits him. If he misses... well, Annabel either overshoots into the safety of bushes or an intern. Or she falls short. :C Lucifer has the fourth number. If Chef beats it, he manages to pick him up. Noel's number is last. Same thing happens to Lucifer as Annabell: if he beats Noel's number, Noel gets Lucifer thrown at him and he hits. If not... Chef better start runnin' cause Lucifer misses, and if he's lucky, his loan'd shark will catch him. <_< If Chef misses either Annabel or Lucifer... well, -s**t-. Camper gets control of the gun and gets to fire on Chef and Chris 'til the staff manages to out-roll and get it back. Then the gunless camper has to try not to get thrown again, unless they back off. =D ))
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 10:43 pm
With a horrible YIPE! Annabel was caught by the massive Audio, and flung to the side like a terrible, whining pancake. Skittering across the ground, the girl managed to weakly pick herself up, glaring daggers at the host as she did. Now, yet again, she was dirty, covered in glitter, and generally miserable. So much for Simon making her night. Growling in frustration, Annabel quietly slunk off. Final assault? Yeah, not so much.
"Stupid sexy b*****d." She snarled, forgetting for a moment that she'd just called the host sexy within hearing distance. No, no, she was far too shamed already- slinking off into the trees, Annabel's assault was done. For now, she was going to clean her wounds, shower up, and go off to sulk somewhere alone.
(( I heart CHRIS MCLEAN, THE SEXY b*****d! ))
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Amon Larethian rolled 1 6-sided dice:
3
Total: 3 (1-6)
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 10:45 pm
What the ********?! ARRGGG!! DAMN IT! Chef was a ******** TANK!
"PUT ME DOWN YOU $*Y$%&^#ing #(&*#)%**#*%!!!"
Lucifer snarled, fiercely snapping at Chef, clawing at the hand that held him. HE WAS NOT GOING DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT!!
And then he was flung through the air, falling backward to land on...something soft... NOEL! He was on his feet in an instant, checking Noel to see if he was hurt.
Oh that was it, Chef had crossed the line, and Lucifer was coming for him.
A low growl, Lucifer charged again.
"That...was a mistake."
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 10:48 pm
 Unfortunately for Chris, no amount of ducking or fire extinguishing interns could save him from the cherry bomb onslaught.
Though, for a brief moment, he thought he had dodged them all. Then again he could also swear he just heard the words "stupid sexy b*****d" in Annabel's voice. Hrm..
SO YES. He could swear he dodged them all and was about to stand up and laugh in the faces of the campers. When he noticed it was feeling a little hot in here.
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Okay, more than a little. And it wasn't his own -awesome hotness- causing it either. One really loud pained "YIPE" later and Chris was stealing a extinguisher from an intern and putting out his own tail. GOD DAMN YOU LUCIFER!
Tail out, the host huddled behind the seagull gun and cradled his burnt tail.
Nice one dudes, you took out Chris.
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