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 Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 1:09 pm
Kim the Amazon I hate how...
When I'm in the shop, people think they are better than me.
It's maybe... 0.00001% of them.
But rawr. They... drop clothes right in front of me and expect me to pick them up. I'm just like talk2hand rolleyes
Then I pick them up.... because that's what I'm paid to do.
I also hate how one old woman in the shop was wearing a nasty see-through g-string and how she spent the whole time in the sales section... Bent over.
I hate how I judged her. When she came to the counter... She was so nice to me.
And then I looked at her teeth... and again judged her.
I hate when I do that.
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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 3:36 pm
Wow... That site is... wow.
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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 3:44 pm
[ Message temporarily off-line ]
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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 3:47 pm
HOW ABOUT THIS....
STOP WITH THE ******** REALITY SHOWS. I AM SO SICK OF THIS ********' BULLSHIT WITH ******** FAKE-a** MARRIAGES FOR MONEY, THE MUNCHKIN BACHELOR s**t, AND ANYTHING
THAT HAS TO DO WITH GREEDY ******** WHO WILL DEGRADE THEMSELVES FOR CASH.
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AND THAT SIMPLETON LIFE WITH FRENCH HILTON AND THAT OTHER ILLIGITIMATE
WHORE. HOW COME THESE DUMB BITCHES DIDN'T GET TRAMPLED BY ********' CATTLE ON THAT
FARM. I'M SO SICK OF SOME PSUEDO-ATTRACTIVE BIMBO SELLING HER SOUL BECAUSE ********' STUPID. YOU WANT REALITY? HOW ABOUT A REALITY SHOW WHERE YOU OIL UP THAT
HILTON b***h AND THROW HER NAKED INTO AN ALL MALE JAIL FILLED WITH SERIAL KILLERS
AND SADISTS. GIVE THEM A BUNCH OF 12 INCH SHARP OBJECTS AND LET EM LOOSE ON HER
a**.
YEAH, WELCOME TO REALITY!
AND DON'T GIVE ME THAT "YOU'RE SO CRUEL" BULLSHIT. NOT ONLY WOULD YOU HAVE A
REALITY SHOW THAT PEOPLE WOULD ACTUALLY WANT TO WATCH, BUT YOU ALSO HAVE A GREAT
START FOR A SERIES ON AN ALL NEW NETWORK CALLED THE "SNUFF" CHANNEL. THE WHOLE
CHANNEL WOULD BE DEDICATED TO THE ELIMINATION OF A ********' MORON, EVERY HALF
HOUR! I WOULD BE PERSONALLY INVOLVED IN EVERY SHOW AND WOULD WORK OVERTIME TO
ENSURE THAT 48 IDIOTS WERE REMOVED FROM SOCIETY EVERY DAY.
SEE, I HAVE IDEAS, AND THIS ******** FEARIE FACTOR s**t. OH, WOOPDEE-DOO...EAT A
BUNCH OF LIQUIFIED RATS AND WE'LL GIVE YOU 3,000 DOLLARS. I'M SO SICK OF THESE SHOWS
THAT TRY TO INDUCE FEAR. YOU WANT TO SEE FEAR, HOW ABOUT I SIT YOUR ******** DOWN IN A SMALL ROOM, CHAIN EM DOWN NAKED INTO METAL CHAIRS THAT
ARE WIRED TO A HEATING SYSTEM. WHAT YOU DO, IS THEN YOU TURN UP THE HEAT SLOWLY
OVER A 32 HOUR PERIOD, SLOWLY INCREASING THE AMMOUNT OF HEAT CONDUCTED THROUGH
THE METAL CHAIRS UNTIL IT'S AS HOT AS A BRANDING IRON. AND ONCE THEY'VE PASSED OUT
DUE TO THE EXTREME PAIN BROUGHT ABOUT BY A 32 HOUR BURNING FLESH FEST, HANG EM
ON A WALL BY THEIR ARMS, IN A ROOM WHERE THE ONLY VISABLE THING IS A SIGN THAT SAYS
"YOU HAVE THIS MUCH TIME LEFT TO LIVE" WITH A COUNTDOWN UNDERNEATH, STARTING AT
24 HOURS AND COUNTING DOWN BY THE SECOND.
SO NOW THEY GOTTA HANG THEIR, JUST WATCHING THE CLOCK...WONDERING WHAT'S
GOING TO HAPPEN... HOW ARE THEY GONNA DIE....WILL IT BE WORSE THAN THE HEATING
CHAIR....WHO KNOWS.....
ONCE THE CLOCK GETS DOWN TO THE FINAL SECOND YOU TURN ON THE LIGHTS AND YELL
"SURPRISE".... AND IF THEY DON'T DIE OF A HEART ATTACK, YOU HIT EM IN THE FACE WITH A
LARGE PIE. ....SIT BACK, ALL LAUGH, PRETEND IT'S ALL A JOKE.....LULL THEM INTO A FALSE
SENCE OF SECURITY BY SAYING, "YOU'VE WON 10 MILLION DOLLARS", ...THEN TAKE OUT THE
RAZORS AND SALT. YOU PUT ONE CUT ON THEIR BODY, 2 INCHES LONG, EVERY 15 MINUTES,
AND THEN HIRE SOME TOOTHLESS BUM TO SLOWLY TEAR OPEN THE WOUNDS WITH HIS FILTHY
FINGERNAILS WHILE POURING SALT IN THE CUTS AT THE SAME TIME!
I COULD GO ON, BUT I THINK THAT'S A LITTLE TOO MUCH REALITY FOR SOME OF YOU.
AND I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT "HOW SICK AND TWISTED" MY CONCEPTS ARE!
..YOU DON'T LIKE IT, TOO BAD....IF TELEVISION HAD SOME DECENT SHOWS TO
OCCUPY AND ENTERTAIN MY MIND, I WOULDN'T HAVE SUCH DEMENTED THOUGHTS
SO IT'S YOUR FAULT....WELCOME TO REALITY TV ASSHOLES!
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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 3:48 pm
That's a whole lot of anger...
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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 3:51 pm
You know what pisses me off? You know, when you're having a conversation with someone, and for some reason, you get on a particular topic. In this case, let's say... the topic is... nuts. Don't you hate how the other person usually has to make some dumbass sexual comment creating some kind of lame-a** pun based on your legitimate topic of conversation? Let's say you say something like "I'm not sure I like those nuts, they leave a weird taste in my mouth." Then the other person, in usual dumb a** fashion, just has to say something like "Uhh, you don't like the nuts in your mouth? Hehehe." And then he or she giggles like an idiot for a half hour because they think they made a clever joke out of your topic of conversation. These people need to be killed! I'm sick and tired of people warping simple topics into something perverted. And God forbid if you're a woman who gets caught up in some kind of twisted wordplay like this. Before you know it, everyone at school or work is getting on your back because you made a comment about a large ball. It's unnecessary, it's stupid, and it just shows that you're thinking with your sexual organs rather than your brain. This being the case, someone should glue your mouth to your butt, so they may illustrate the fact that you truly, indeed, suck a**.
Next topic; drunk people! You know, the type of a*****e who always has to get shitfaced on the weekend and go staggering around, patting you on the back like you're his best friend, when all you really want him to do is get in his car and drive home recklessly. I'm sick and tired of some incoherent a*****e who smells like a case of malt liquor all of a sudden talking about the philosophy of life while trying to pick up some woman at a bar. Nice. And what's worse, those ******** dolts who go around and actually tell you how ******** up they got the night before; like they deserve some type of award for falling face first into a patch of tomatoes in your backyard at four AM in the morning. And don't forget, (in mocking voice) "friends don't let friends drive drunk." Screw that! As far as I'm concerned, give 'em the keys rev up the engine, and let 'em go sailing home with a bottle of taquila in their lap. One of three things will happen. 1: The cops will pull them over and end up having to beat the s**t out of them, just because this ******** is in a drunken rage and refuses to turn off Neil Diamond's "They're Coming to America". Number 2: They'll wrap themselves around a telephone pole and either be killed or paralyzed. Cruel, you say? Well, so is inflicting your drunken stupidity on the rest of the world, so be ready to pay the consequences. a*****e. Scenario number 3, my least favorite: They make it home okay and pass out on the lawn with their motor running, while the radio is blasting some dumbass metal song from the mid-80's that no one wants to hear anymore. But at least it gives 'em a chance to try again next week.
So if you're a drunken moron or an idiot who has to manipulate legitimate conversations to get a cheap thrill for your libido, please feel free to get together with one another on the weekends, drive around drunk, make all the twisted sexual comments you like. And I'll just watch from the local diner window as they scrape your body off the pavement with a ******** spatula. Get out of our ******** lives, your moronic assholes. Your existence is useless, and you're dragging down the collective intelligence of humanity. (mocking voice) Don't like what I have to say? (/mocking voice) Here's the keys and a bottle of Crack Daniels. I'll see you tomorrow. But hopefully not.
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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 3:53 pm
P.s. I didn't think of that. I just stole them off Foamy the squirrel.
xD
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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 3:58 pm
Banana.Bread.Factory P.s. I didn't think of that. I just stole them off Foamy the squirrel.
xD
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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 4:00 pm
Kim the Amazon Banana.Bread.Factory P.s. I didn't think of that. I just stole them off Foamy the squirrel.
xD Foiled again. crying
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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 4:03 pm
xd Oh and how it says something about not liking this cartoon.
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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 4:16 pm
Kim the Amazon xd Oh and how it says something about not liking this cartoon. I actually changed that, but not in time.
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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 4:17 pm
Well overall, it was a very angry series of posts. 3nodding
I agree with maybe... 90% of it...
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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 4:59 pm
*le sigh* This is a shallow complaint, but here goes. I'm a regular at this thread that's closing soon. People still come in and ask for art like they can't read. And another thing, this someone keeps on coming in always yelling for the artist like she loves 'him' Him=a girl. But she's too dumb to know that. She pisses the hell outta me coz she acts like she's 6.
Another thing is when newbie artist come to give free art, people just say I want my avi drawn or something that sounds equally demanding. I don't see that when regular Gaians draw for free.
Please keep this to yourselves. ninja
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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 5:04 pm
Running with scissors wasn't smart
I tripped and cut open your heart
I didn't mean to, but I seem to
Have pushed us back to the start
My dad just makes me so angry some times stressed
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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 5:07 pm
Fei Luzielle *le sigh* This is a shallow complaint, but here goes. I'm a regular at this thread that's closing soon. People still come in and ask for art like they can't read. And another thing, this someone keeps on coming in always yelling for the artist like she loves 'him' Him=a girl. But she's too dumb to know that. She pisses the hell outta me coz she acts like she's 6.
Another thing is when newbie artist come to give free art, people just say I want my avi drawn or something that sounds equally demanding. I don't see that when regular Gaians draw for free.
Please keep this to yourselves. ninja
Demanding art whores always get what they want. Like bullys.
Oh Rob Nelson is hilarious.
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