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 Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 10:46 am
I'm not unfit! I'm a Senator!
::tunes his guitar::
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 10:53 am
Strange. I believe I know that voice and that claim... Victor, ask the man his name.
"No need for that mistress. I already have his business car-" VICTOR!!! WALK OVER THERE!
And make it with a slow, but firm, pace.
"Yes ma'am"
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:20 am
::continues tuning his guitar::
Uhm....you could just ask me yourself, you know. I don't limit my introductions to just hired beach help. Though I'm pretty sure we've already met. Tenzil, Tenzil Kem. Matter-Eater Lad. I represent Chris Powell? You know, the one who threatened to sue you for unauthorized absconding of blood?
::tunes a bit more::
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:27 am
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:53 am
*Victor stops half way and looks back, shortly resumes his walk over Tenzil before once again stopping. Silently listens to Tenzil's introduction and confused looks between Susan and him*
Ooh, Victor. Just come back here.
And... yes, I seem to remember those names and that episode from my walking days... Victor? What do I do when I'm not here with a martini and your perfectly tanned skin?
"It's not my business to know ma'am. But I'm sure it must be something lovely."
Hmmmm... yeah, Victor. You must be right...
Glad finding you here Mr. Kem. So what brings you to this sweet corner of the world? I hope you here to give us all a soft musical evening today >.<
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:56 am
I have a picnic lunch set up. It's one of the things I do. I hear people are going to the beach, I pack them a picnic lunch.
Aaaaaand as soon as this guitar is tuned, I'll summon some "chicks." Or possibly some "beach bunnies." It may depend on which song I choose to play...
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 12:49 pm
Let's go surfin' now
C'mon everybody now
C'mon a safari with me...
::strums the guitar up and down a bit::
Beach bunnies?
Chicks?
Dolls?
...Anyone?
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 12:53 pm
Oh?... hmm... maybe...
Maybe it will work better during high season.
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:05 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:20 pm
Hmh. Yes... that's a very good question. *Plays with the trim of her glass thoughtfully* This place's too private to even be sure there's such thing here.
Victor? sweetheart, when's this island High Season?
"Wha... what? High season?" *He looks up in mild confusion, only now paying attention to the the talk. "You... did... you hear something.. where?... you... us... the resort..."
"Wh-... who said high season? High mistress Kyle? The people in the offices?" *Glances around at the verge of freaking out*
"... ah... a'm hearing a boat coming?"
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:25 pm
Good grife, I think you broke him! Quick! Fix him!
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:39 pm
VICTOR! Pull yourself together.
Your hands are shivering and your facial muscles are clenching in strange ways. Take care of those hands dear, you have to think of the massages...
Here. *She calmly extends her arm and waits for Victor to take off the empty glass from it* Bring me another martini sweet. And get one for yourself as well, with double vodka for you.
Oh! And one for Mr. Kem too. Those bunny chicks of him might take a while to appear.
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:49 pm
Quintuple vodka in mine.
Oh, heck, forget the vodka and just go right ahead with rocket fuel.
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 2:06 pm
"I'll call to the resort's airport, sir. To see what they can find." *Bows and leaves, heading for the closest bar*
Oohhh! *Turns to Tenzil* Isn't he just lovely when he's not shaking?
No. Who am I kidding?
Isn't he, even while shaking?
Hmmm, maybe particularly while shaking...? *Ponders for a few instants and then leans closer over Tenzil*
I think I'm gonna call him on the phone and pretend to be different guests in a while...
whee
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 2:27 pm
Won't that just confuse him?
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