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"ok, whats the first challenge?"

(How did this all of a sudden become a castle? FTW D:<)
I growled to the sound of a narrator.
I picked up potater then tried to bite it, plastic.
"as long as theres food involved"

*sweats of not being able to walk* Wait up! arr.... Hold on! lemme roll over there geeze...

THIRD ARMOR!? but im to tired to figght! gonk

i smell potato chips with some dip.

*waddles over to the castle*

CMON! ILL TAKE ON ANY OF YOU CREEPS AND- ohh.. blood sugar... *faints*

(Sorry, i thought i'd do something random, cuz it seemed like we were all just standing around)

I also walk over to the armor, but i hardly come up to it's waist. I kick it in the legs and it topples over into pieces. Out of the chest piece crawls what looks like an alligator head with crab legs and monkey tail holding a microphone.*
(I just made this up on the spot. mrgreen )

*He tries frantically to run away, but i step on his tail. Talking into the microphone, his voice comes out of the walls making him sound loud like the narrator, in fact, it IS the narrator!*

GET OFF MY TAIL!!!

Crab thing(aka, narrator): Run away! *throws mic on the floor and scuttles up a wall.*

=Not so fast! FLAMETHROWER!!!= *two embers pop out of my mouth and singe his back so that he falls to the floor.*

=Huh, i guess i can only do Ember right now.= sweatdrop