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 Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 7:22 am
yours are really good! ^^ but thank you!
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Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 7:50 am
No mine just are on crack and musicals your have a point ....
*shrugs*
I'll think up more
Gaara: I feel
Temari and kankakuro: Gasp
Gaara: I feel... PRETTY
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Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 9:12 am
so will I ^^
Sasuke: Skip to my loo...!!
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Naruto: Hello, My name is Naruto and I'm a Ramen-a-holic.
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Naruto: *on a shrink's couch* I mean, c'mon. It's totally my parent's fault that I have this addiction. Because they named me Naruto!! [Naruto means fish cakes and it is a ramen topping]
Gaara: (the shrink) Hmmm.... I see your point. What you should try to do is feel the good chi flowing through your body. Focus that pure chi into a more wholesome activity to replace your ramen cravings.
Naruto: Thanks, doc.
(one week later)
Sasuke: Hello? Is this 911? This is Uchiha Sasuke. Naruto won't stop following me! HELP!!!
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Not my best, but I'll work on it!
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Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 9:23 am
[ Acacia_sadis blaugh ]
Gaara:Hey temari
Temari: Eh?
Gaara: Im going to sleep you take watch now*passes out and sleeps*
ninja
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Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 9:28 am
Kakashi: I hate my book*Tosses Icha Icha paradise in the fire*
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Naruto: I hate ramen
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Sasuke :I love you Itachi!*Hugs the weasel*
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Neji: I feel pretty oh so pretty, as pretty as pretty can be!*Ski[s in circles*
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Naruto: Hinata want to go out on like a date?
Hinata: No im with kiba
Kiba: all right!*Sticks tounge out at naruto*
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Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 10:11 am
Gaara on phone: He did what? Oh no he did'nt. Tell him to get his skinny white a** on this phone right now! No I dont care if he just painted his nails he will not get away with this.
Temari: Who is he talking to?
Kankakuro: Ino
T: why is he so pissed?
K:From what I can gather
G: NARUTO WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING CALL JONNY DEEP AN OLD GUY? I WIL KEEEEL YOU! BOY FRIEND OR NOT!
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Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 10:44 am
good one!
Kiba: Who's a good kitty! Oh shi-- dog, I meant dog!!
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Kakashi: *on the phone* Yes. Yes, I am Iruka's boyfriend. No, you cannot watch while we do it. Yes. Uh huh. Bye Sasuke.
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Iruka: I can't swin without my water wingies. Where the hell are my water wingies!!
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Itachi: I think I'll write an apology.... Dear Konoha...
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Sasuke: *dancing and singing* I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and gay!!!
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Shikamaru: Awright! Time for my daily excersixes, who's with me!!??
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Choji: As of now, I am a vegan-vegitarian.
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I'll have more later!
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Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 12:10 pm
xd i've created a monster! .... and i love it as if it were gaara...
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Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 12:36 pm
Bastet13 Kankuro= EARSES! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! MY HAT HAS EARSES! Gaara= stare Gods i'm the normal one in this family.... Kiba= .... I'm really more of a cat person.... Neji= All i've ever wanted to do was DANCE! *strikes a pose* Shino= *looks up his dad* .......Why....... Shikamaru= I feel like jogging! who's with me!? Lee= *looks in the mirror.... screams* WHAT IS IT!? Naruto= *wakes up in the middal of the night from a dead sleep* .... Wow, i am stupid....*goes back to sleep* ninja RAOFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! blaugh rofl
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Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 12:38 pm
Rosekoneko ------- Itachi: If I'm crazy, Sasuke, then you're emo. ------- Sasuke: Orochimaru-sama, how is wearing a pink dress part of my training...? ------- Kakashi: I'm tired of porn. ------- Jiraiya: I rather be writing yaoi.... >.> Dammit, Orochimaru rubbed off on me... In the hall... and in the bathtub this morning... bed last night.... ( sweatdrop ) Awesome!
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Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:04 pm
they are all awesome. and fun to write.
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Kakashi: Yeah! I have more fangirls than you ever will, Sasuke!! Take that!
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Gaara: Naaaaruuutooo-kuuuun.... I WUV YOU!!! whee
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Neji: I've decided to play fate in the best way possible: Vegas babay!!!
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Kakashi: I don't like porn. I am actually disgusted by the thought that someone would even read this garbage!!
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Naruto: *bowing* I wanna be a pervert! Kakashi-sensei... Jiraiya-sensei... PLease teach me your methods!!!
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That's all for now!
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Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 2:35 pm
[ Message temporarily off-line ]
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Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 3:15 pm
Hah! The Emo Song! Yeah, I can totally see Sasuke singing that!
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Gaara: Okay. This time it'll be true! *plucking flower petals* Rock Lee loves Me... Naruto Loves Me.... Rock Lee... Naruto... Yes! I got Naruto!
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Sasuke: When Orochimaru says he wants my body... does he mean...?
Random Guy: Yes. He wants to screw you sensless.
Sasuke: EEEWWWWWWW!!!!
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Naruto: Why the hell do I get paired with every single guy in the Naruto universe? The only one I want is--
Neji: Me?
Gaara: Me?
Sasuke: Pick Me! Pick Me!
Itachi": Don't make me molest you....
Naruto: I want Rock Lee!!
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Itachi: Save a horse; Ride an Uchiha!!
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Iruka: Kakashi...
Kakashi: Yes, Iruka?
Iruka: May I plow you?
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That's all I got for now.!
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Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 3:36 pm
tsukiraven Itachi: Save a horse; Ride an Uchiha!! Perfect Lets see Err Sauske: Only you can revive my clan.
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Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 6:38 pm
good one!
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Naruto: Sasuke-kun... Would you go out on a date with me? Pwetty please?
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Naruto: I don't belive it!
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Kakashi: Marry me, Iruka-sensei!!!!
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Kakashi: Hey, Iruka-sensei? Can I call you Ruka? No? How bout Ruru? Well, tough. Because I like it and it's cute so it stays.
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*at the bridge scene where Zabuza is dying. Kakashi just did the shadow clone no jutsu.*
???: Oh my God!!!! A Kakashi Harem!!! *runs in, grabs two Kakashis and runs away*
Everyone: oO
Naruto: Was... Was that Iruka-sensei?
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Sasuke: Naruto... You can't die... here.... No...
Naruto: Why Sasuke? Why did you save me?
Sasuke: Because I am your father!!!
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^^ In case you can't tell, I have an obsession with Kakashi/Iruka heart sweatdrop 3nodding
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