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 Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 9:17 pm
A what a beatiful day.. such a beatiful day.. to be me... Butch thought as he trotted in confident steps twoards the playground. Butch the overly self-confident Long blonde haired young male was enjoying a simple walk around the campus hoping to find another gurl to woe. or...
attempt to.
Butch held his wooden sword about with his left hand and tapped it against his left shoulder at a steady rythmn as he walked about the campus, his blue eyes shimmered within the sunlight as he came up twoards the playground. He then spotted the strange elf seemingly attempting to.. hang herself.
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in a playground.
in front of kids.
Butch immediatly took this second to stare in horror as she actually tighted the noose and scream out in horrible angst her farewells to the world. Butch pointed in a heoric posture and pose twoards the Elfen lady.
"Don't FEAR LADY! I WILL SAVE YOU!" And with this said, he dropped his wooden sword and swung himself into running as he lunged forward twoards the Elf readying himself to tackle her.
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 9:35 pm
(Who's Butch? xd )
The elf was too busy wailing to notice the strange man charging towards her.
"GOODBYE! GOODBYE---"
It all happened in an instant. The man had grabbed her and the elf lost her footing on the stool. Toadess let out a shrill cry of surprise. Choking and spitting, the elf began to flail and claw at the noose.
"ACHHK! AH.. AH.. ah can't breath..." She gasped raspily.
"S-save me..." She choked, frantically kicking the man in the ribs.
"S-save me you fool."
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 9:42 pm
((Butch is another character i use XD. Hes a stupid Beatiful self-conciented Swordsman ))
Butch had no idea what just happened in the fury of leaping at Toadess. Instead he seemingly grabbed hold of the Stool instead of Toadess. But he took a huge embrace on the stool. The children nearby stared at the mans actions in utter confusion.
"I got you! never fear!" he called out as he gripped the stool tighter. "My you are quite bony lady..." He said and then opened his eyes and saw that he gripped the stool. "Beatiful Elfen! You turned into a stool!" He cried out and then felt the kicking against his ribs." He then looked above him and in horror he saw the poor elfen gurl hanging by the noose.
"HOLY ZEN!" He cried out as he stared up at the elfen gurl kicking about. "Lovely Elfen Lady! YOu are choking! we must release you from the noose!" He then stood there pointing straight at the noose with a strong pose. "I know! I shall free you!" He said and then changing his pose into pointing at himself.
"but how shall i do it..." Butch pondered and then brushed his long blonde hair out of his eyes. "I know! I shall use break the rope!" And then he walked over to the rope.
"Chop." He made a quick motion with his hand and wiffed his hand past the ropes grip on the monkey bars. There it snapped.
"Hooray! The beatiful elfen lady is saved!" And With that Butch did another beatiful pose which involved sparkles materializing out of no where.
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 9:57 pm
Toadess colapsed onto the ground. Wheezing, she looked up at the buxom blonde who had heroically saved her. His blue eyes twinkled at her, and pink shoujo bubbles floated behind his manly figure. He smiled.
"The beautiful elven lady is saved--"
"What took you so damn long, pretty boy!" She croaked, squinting up at him.
"I could have... I could have died! DIED!" She violently rubbed her sore neck.
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 10:11 pm
Butch seemingly covered his mouth in horror as Toadess spoked. "What was that sound!? YOur voice is not suits a beatiful young elfen!" Butch then clasped one hand over her mouth.
"Speak no more!" Butch then held one hand on his forehead in pure angst as he looked away from her. "It hurts.. it hurts my soul..." Butch speaks out. "Such a beatiful creature with such an angry hateful voice! Is their no justice in Beatuy!? why must we suffer such fate!?" Butch then ranted off with tears streaming down his eyes.
"What is this INJUSTICE!?"
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 10:36 pm
"Beautiful...? Heh, well I guess I am quite a catch..." She said in a hoarse voice.
Ho ho, Toadess. He thinks you're beautiful. He thinks you're a gorgeous, sexy babe. Heh, I'll seduce him and make him my man slave.
A devilish grin appeared on her face.
Smiling, she arose shakily and brushed off her clothing.
"So what brings you to this children's playground?" She asked, sitting down on a swing seductively.
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Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 10:53 am
Butch didn't seem to even notice what Toadess said as he continued to glamloursly let tears fall from his eyes and clenching his fist tightly.
"Such injustice... why must such a beatiful maiden have such an ugly witches voice! Why must beatiful things be rottened!" Butch then turned back to Toadess hearing her question quickly he clamped his hand over her mouth again.
"Don'T SPEAK! WE MUST TRAIN YOU TO SPEAK LIKE A REFINED LADY!" He spoke with a flaming vigor in his eyes. "we will make you.. BEATIFUL INSIDE TOO YOUNG ELFEN LADY!"
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Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 8:20 pm
WHADOO YOU MEAN, YOU BIG OAF! I AM BEAUTIFUL INSIDE! WTF! KILL KILL!
Toadess restrained the need to knee him in his sensitives.
"Ha-ha-ha... you big silly. Why don't we go cuddle in that sandbox over there?" She said in an irritated voice. Her voice was not as crackled as it was before, but the agitated tone was hard to disguise.
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Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 8:46 pm
"Cuddle!?" Butch felt a sudden rush of embarresment over his face. "no! I have standards! We must train you! To be beatiful before my beatiful body and soul can take in an equal beatiful soul and body!" Butch then somehow managed to pull the butons off his shirt leaving him chest baring out as he whished his head in a whipping motion allowing his long blonde hair to wiff about.
"TRAIN YOU! " He then slammed his wooden sword onto the swing producing a loud sound. And somehow from his pocket he pulled out an apple and placed it on Toadess's head.
"NOW WALK! BALANCING THAT!" Butch commanded bapping the swing again
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Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 9:05 pm
Enraged, Toadess grabbed the apple and grasped it brutally in her hands. The apple crackled a little under the pressure, oozing juice and moosh.
"I've had it with you, you dumb butthead!" She roared.
"Screw that and screw you!" With vicious unrestrained force, she hurled the apple at the young man's face.
"How can you resist my womanly charms and advances!? You sick, gender confused man, get a damn clue!"
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Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 2:46 pm
Butch watched as the female elfen gurl didn't walk but instead grasped the Apple angrily and then release more horrible words from her petite mouth (which wasn't so petite nemore..)
And suddenly the apple came screaming twoards his face bapping him square of his long nose then richoteting off twoards the wild blue air. Butch fell backwards with a huge red mark on his face stuck on him.
"Gaaaahhhh... You are.. strong... arm..." Butch managed to get out from his mouth. "womanly.. charms.... and advances?" Butch then shot up and pointed straight at her face. "I am a expert on charms and womanly stuff! I would have you known that none of what you have done is wonderful enough! people these days must be educated! with what is beatiful!" butch then continued to do another pose as he gripped his hand in vigor.
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Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 6:25 pm
Shepard arrived at the play ground. he had outgrown such silly things by just sitting on the monkey bar's and watching everything. he watched as these two people argued about something. he couldn't tell which was the boy or which was the girl.
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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 11:26 pm
((Sorry it took me so long, I was bed-ridden with teh sickness.))
Toadess stared blankly into space.
"You refused me... you didn't notice my... my seductive qualities..." She trailed.
"If... If you, a stupid woman-obsessed man, cannot see my... then... I..."
I am no woman...
Toadess clenched her fists, her lower lip quivering.
"I AM NO WOMAN!" She wailed melodramatically, tears streaming down her face.
"It's either that or...!" She stopped, staring intensly at Butch.
"Or... you are no man... YOU ARE NO MAN! YOU'RE GAY, AREN'T YOU!?" She pointed accusingly.
"Yeh, yeh... you are, aren't you! So, you're an 'expert on charms and womanly stuff' eh?! Hah, I knew it all along!" She smiled cunningly, crossing her arms.
"I won't waste my charms on you then." Toadess flushed and turned her back on Butch.
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Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 5:37 pm
((sickness is no fun.))
"Seductive Qualities!? Darling! Your lovely hair and elfen ears are certainly one of a kind" Butch turned about and seemingly 'materialized' a Rose out of thin air and held it close to his chest. "Its just that your inside personality is not of the one to fit such a shell!" Butch said firmly. it was just then she began to cry out with tears smashing into the sides and flooding away the lil children on the playground. Butch eyes popped out and held one hand up in fear.
"hey! I didn't mean to hurt your feelings though! calm down My dear Elfen lady!?" But before he could go on trying to calm her. She accused him of being Gay.
"G--_GAY!?" Butch angrilly tossed his rose into the air and then leaned forward to match Toadess's accusing face.
"I AM NO GAY MAN WOMAN! I JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE STANDARDS THATS ALL!" Butch then Pointed at a group of swordswoman who just came by on their daily afternoon jog. "There! See those women there!? Point at one! and I will show you how A man with standards can pick out the perfect female!"
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Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:59 am
Sachi ran from the church all the way to the playground, still flapping her arms. She finally decided to rest when she saw the swing set. She approached the middle swing and tried to sit in it, but she was too short to lift her bottom into the seat. Eventually, she improvised by laying over the seat on her stomach, slowly swinging back and forth. Sachi was tired from her run, and sleep finally got the best of her...
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