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-pat pat- There, there...we all had to do things that weren't right at one point in time. Sooo was it worth it?

You know you are a coffee addict when you steal your mother's vehicle while she's in the hospital and drive it up to the nearest store speeding, knowing you don't have a liscence and should you get in a wreck it will be your fault regardless of if you were hit or not just to get a cup of coffee.

...And that my friends is a true story. sweatdrop

-you think sleep is for the weak.

-you've just had your 20th cup of coffee within 20 minutes on a Friday
afternoon, at 4 o'clock, just so "the milk doesn't go bad over the weekend"

-you believe that the coffee bean is a vegetable.

-you have a website about caffeine ((well we have a guild....))

-you're on a first name basis with Juan Valdez

-your heart beats noticeably faster as a reaction to the smell of coffee.

-your heart rate is always in triple digits.

-you know from experience caffeine tablets don't dissolve in cola.

-You have your own vending machine filled with starbucks coffee

-you drink decaf by accident and slip into a coma.

-the word 'sleep' isn't in your vocabulary

-every coffee company wants to have your picture on their packs of
coffee powder.

-you're so caffinated you lose interest in anything after ten seconds

-your slogan is "Save water, drink coffee."

-your child's name is Folger

-Starbucks has decided to use you as their official mascot

-you've ever carried your coffee cup into the shower with you in the morning.

-you regard the fact that your hands are shaking as a good sign.

-you go to sleep just to wake up and smell the coffee.

-your coffee pot is next to your bed and your alarm clock is in the kitchen.

-you've ever used the airplane's Call button just to get a coffee refill.

-you've ever knelt and prayed before a Starbuck's logo.

-you can't remember the last time you blinked.

-you have on more than one occasion snorted instant coffee.

-the dishes in your house are all coffee cups.

-your dog's name is Folger.

-you see nothing wrong with using water joe (the caffeinated water) to make the coffee you use to take your sleeping pills.

-it's 6:09 AM and you're on your 2nd 20oz. cup of coffee.

-you have to drink some form of caffeinated beverage just to sleep.

-you'd rather be beaten over the head with a sledgehammer than give up that first cup of coffee in the morning. (Caffeine withdrawal is a real headache.)

-you've given up sex, TV, or all forms of meat for Lent before, but can't make it 40 days without caffeine.

-you could live in a desert like a hermit, eating bugs for food, as long as you had enough coffee beans with you.

-you suck on a used coffee filter (full of coffee grounds) whenever the can runs out of coffee.

-you dip espresso beans.

-wipes her eyes- I love you.

More than twelve of these 1's apply to me!!