For Psyduck!
I have many pet stories but most of them involve my wonderful dog Misty, including this one. This story happened about 4 years ago, a couple months after we got her and she was still very much a puppy. It was my birthday and I was having my birthday party. She was being her normal barky, stand-offish, 'Im gonna bark at all the new people until I know them better' self all night. We had gone to CostCo and gotten my enormous birthday cake from there. It was a delicous i think White cake with choclate mousse in the middle, did I mention it was HUGE.
After the party when my friends had left and things had calmed down, I was sitting on the couch in the living room, just watching tv. Behind me was the kitchen and an island and counter top where we had set the big cake before we were gonna put it away. Unbeknownst to us, Misty had decided she wanted to get a piece of the action also. So, while the rest of my family and I were off watching tv or doing something else, she got her front paws up on the counter where the cake was, and ate. A few moments later I heard something strange when the tv was on mute, I looked over the back of the couch to see her up on the counter and I freaked. I went "OMG MISTY NO!!" I got up and ran over into the kitchen and she backed away, wagging her tail and licking her lips giving me the "That was yummy...what did I do?" innocent look that she still gives me to this day when she pulls a tissue or paper towel out of the trash and tears it up when we arent looking.
I looked at my cake and saw that she had eaten about one-fourth of the cake and I was like "Oh my god..." and could not help but laugh at my crazy dog. Normally, chocolate is a death sentence for dogs, but with Misty, she got lucky and nothing happened to her, she did not even get a tummy ache that night, but we learned not to leave food that close to the edge of the counter, and not that low, ever again. Since then, Misty has made off with Pizza rolls off my brother desk when he wasnt there, a roll from mine, a cheeze-it or two from my moms hand, and much more. She has also taken to snatching birds in flight from the back yard each Spring and Summer, but I will never forget her Cake Caper, or the time she mysteriously got out of the kitchen without toppling the gate or opening the kitchen door during the first several months we had her, but that story is for another day.
For Golduck!
Golduck was not always an angry pokemon. He used be quite the jovial fellow until that fateful day when he met one rather strange Jigglypuff. You see, when Golduck was a Psyduck he loved music and used to listen to the Kricketots and Kricketunes all the time. He fell asleep each watching the stars in the sky and wondering what wonderful music the next day would bring him. Then one day a strange little Jigglypuff came into his area. Now he knew Jigglypuff were good singers but what he did not know was that they always put their audience to sleep with their song.
Psyduck (remember this is before he evolved), went up to the Jigglypuff and said, "Hi there! I would love to hear you sing! I bet you're great! Would you mind singing for me?"
Jigglypuff blushed and answered, "Oh my, I dont mind at all! Of course I will sing for a fan!"
Psyduck sat down with a smile as Jigglypuff got up on top of a tree stump and strangely pulled out a black marker that it was apparently going to use as a microphone. 'What a strange Jigglypuff,' Psyduck thought to himself, 'Oh well, we all have our oddities.' He sat anxiously as Jigglypuff took a deep breath then started singing...
"This is the song that doesnt end, yes it goes on and on my friend! Some people, started singin it not knowin what it was, and they'll continue singin it forever just because this is the song that doesn't end! Yes it goes on and on my friend!..."
Psyduck couldnt believe his ears. This was horrible!! He got up and ran around but could not get it out of his head. "AHHHHHHH!!!"
Apparently Jigglypuff did not hear or notice Psyduck's obvious dislike of the song because she kept going on. "Some people, started singin it not knowin what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because..."
Suddenly, Psyduck started becoming very tired and slowed down, 'Why am I so sleepy...all of a sudden...' he thought to himself as he lay down in the grass then, strangely, fell asleep.
Jigglypuff finished her song and when it came time for applause, there were none, just the sound of snoring coming from the sleeping Psyduck. Jigglypuff puffed up her cheeks and turned the marker around and pulled the cap off. "OOOOHHH YOU JERK!" She said, clearly miffed, then went over and drew all over his face before running off to cause more mayhem with her singing.
An hour later, Psyduck awoke with a headache. "Ugh, what happened..." He said and walked over to the waters edge. He looked in and when he saw his reflection he freaked out. "WHAT IN THE...?! That Jigglypuff...If I ever see another Jigglypuff...especially that one..." He grumbled the began to wash his face off. He then started whistling, but then soon realized what he was whistling and dead-panned. It was that horrible song the Jigglypuff had been singing. It was now stuck in his head, it was the only song he could think of! "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!". Suddenly he was so angry, his tail began to glow, then his whole body was glowing and suddenly, he evolved into the Golduck that is now an angry one. Golduck now looked at himself in the water. "I evolved! But I still have that dang song in my head! If i ever see that Jigglypuff again...I'll...I'll....agh!"
After that incident, he tried listening to the beautiful music he used to but he could not enjoy it the way he used to all because of that Jigglypuff and her evil song that never ended that was now stuck in his head.
That is now why Golduck is angry and will probably be angry till the day he can battle and beat that Jigglypuff.
THE END