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 Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 11:46 am
Pyromaniacs United (( rofl )) And Yuke manages to get under the champion, who in turn also picks up a pair of shackles and turns around. blaugh Yuke attempts to clamps the shackles on Damita's legs, and if successful then pull. Hoping to trip up the champion FIXED
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Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 11:52 am
[XV] Yuke Pyromaniacs United (( rofl )) And Yuke manages to get under the champion, who in turn also picks up a pair of shackles and turns around. blaugh Yuke clamps the shackles on Damita's legs, and pulls. Hoping to trip up the champion ((Godmodding there. But I'll give you one leg in response.)) Edit: Yuke manages to get one of the champion's leg and falls. However, Damita attempts to even things up by clamping one of the shackles on one of her legs.
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Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 12:04 pm
Yuke swings her leg out and making attempted kicks at Damita, so she couldn't clamp the shackle on her.
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Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 12:06 pm
((Boooooooooooooo! xd ))
Damita falls back and comes back, making another attempt.
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Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 12:09 pm
Yuke made another jerk with the chain ((heh))
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Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 12:11 pm
Damita pretty much falls forward. On top of Yuke, with the d***o in hand.
"So, which position you like more?"
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 12:12 pm
at this point, Janelle Damone makes her way down to the ring area and sits at the announcer's table, picking up a headset.
announcer 1: So, what brings you down to ringside, Janelle?
Janelle: I'm merely here to watch the women's championship match. It's not like management gave me anything better to do
announcer 2: Well, welcome to the crew.
Janelle: What is with these two chicks anyway? I mean, we all knew Damita was bi, and i guess Yuke is a lesbian or something, but why the hell are there dildos in the ring?
announcer 1: Beats me, but they've used it as a weapon.
Janelle: Where the hell is the extremeness in a d***o, I ask you? Where are the chairs, the kendo sticks, the tables, the barbed wire baseball bats and sledgehammer? This division has gotten soft
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Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 12:14 pm
"This one.." Yuke said, as she wrapped her legs around Damita's waist and rolled to the side, making it so that she was on top. Yuke then attempted to pin Damita's arms back behind her head.
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Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 12:20 pm
1...2...and a kickout.
Damita attempts to switch position for a pin cover of her, which consists of pinning Yuke's arm above her head. xd
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Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 12:24 pm
Yuke manages to kick out at 1 1/2, as she rolls out. Searching through the random assortment of goodies that Damita threw into the ring. Yuke manages to find a Barbwired bat!
"Let's see some blood.." she said as she made a swing with it.
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Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 12:28 pm
Damita ducks under Yuke's swing and manages to pick up a Louisville Slugger of her own.
"Maybe I'll use this on you after the match. Which end you prefer?"
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Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 12:29 pm
"I prefer the ending where I walk out of here with your title, and then you joining me and Karla for a celebratory ********!" she said as she made a swing at Damita's chest
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Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 12:34 pm
announcer 1: Looks like they took your advice
Janelle: No the hell they didn't. What are you, retarded? I said they needed to use the weapons, not continue with their foreplay before sex
announcer 2: This is definitely a strange match
Janelle: Strange doesn't cover it. Stuff likes this almost makes you want EEW to follow in Vince's footsteps and go for the PG rating. Almost
Announcer 1: Glade you added the almost
Janelle: The last thing I need is the jackasses that run this company telling me I can't cuss on TV, and I can't imply anything sexual. Not that I would, but it's nice to have the freedom. Jeez, I wish they'd just get on with this already
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Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 1:05 pm
And some jackass in the back turns on Imperial March. When did Yuke and Damita become Jedi? xd
((Janelle, don't worry. We'll save some of this action for you. blaugh ))
"The last part I like, but..."
Damita blocks with the bat, turns and aims a swing at Yuke's knee.
"The first part isn't happening."
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Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 1:10 pm
The music switches to 'Duel of the Fates' (The song that played when obi-wan fought Anikan in Revenge of the Sith)
"We'll see..." Yuke said as she turned her bat sideways to block Damita's blow
and before Damita could do anything else.
Yuke rolled out of the way, and made a swipe at Damita's leg
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