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 Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 8:20 pm
Thank you, Lana.
The Loopy Lobos took their shot at the challenge first. Chris Powell armored up and launched himself with Ms. Ferguson holding on. When he got closer to the meteor, she "blinked" herself onto the surface of the meteor! Ms. Ferguson used her powers to transport the meteor directly behind the opposing team's meteor!
The Whining Wolverines changed their plan at the last minute! Instead of launching Hercules, they launched Remy LeBeau at the meteor with the improvised rubber band! Due to the difference in the two men's body masses, the calculations were off and Mr. LeBeau sailed past the meteor and lands on the second. He charges up the mass of Nerf, it crashes into the first which causes them to explode into harmless Nerf bits.
The player with the most votes was Chris Powell. Unfortunately for the Wolverines, the Lobos had won immunity. Therefore, the second place vote-getter, Doreen Green was eliminated. Mr. Wilson has hinted at the next challenge. It sounds harmless enough -rescuing kittens. However, we all know that nothing is simple in reality television.
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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 8:22 pm
Thanks, Lois! Why don't you see if you can get a interview with Ms Green?
That's all for Kapow Action News. This is Lana Lang signing off. And remember...if it matters to you then it matters to us.
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Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 7:24 pm
The music starts and an actiony theme kicks in.
Welcome to Kapow Action News with your anchor, Lana Lang, and ace reporter, Lois Lane.
Good evening. Tonight...Kapow Action News has a horrible story to report. It seems one of the Negative Three has returned.
I had gone to the Bayou Bistro to have a drink and stumbled into a murder scene. Three corpses lay in the middle of the floor, surrounded by candles and smoke. Each body had a single arrow protruding from an eye socket and a bullseye carved into each forehead. A witness who wished not be named said that these three....ninjas...entered the Bistro and resurrected a body. When the man was brought back to life, he slew the three assassins and left the Bistro.
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It seems that Benjamin Poindexter, also known as Bullseye, is back. We'll have more on this story as it develops.
That's all for Kapow Action News. This is Lana Lang signing off. And remember...if it matters to you then it matters to us.
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Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 5:24 pm
Greetings to all the citizens of the Nexus! I'm proud to announce that Kapow Action News will sponsoring a holiday decorating contest for the businesses in the Guild. It doesn't matter what December holiday you celebrate...just decorate your business and the judges will pick the best decorations! So let's all have fun and have a happy holiday season!
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Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 4:22 pm
The judges have conferred and due to irregularities involving camels, penguins, and an out of hand rivalry between two certain superheroes it has been decided that both Lantern's and the Bistro have been disqualified. So it seems that there will no winner in this years...
I've just been handed a note.
*reads out loud*
At the last minute it has been decided that a late entry will be named the winner. So everyone must congratulate....LEX LUTHOR AND THE MEMBERS OF INJUSTICE INTERNATIONAL!? scream
*Lana begins to sputter as she sees her bosses walk by talking about their brand spanking new cars that were "donated" to the station*
scream
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Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 6:07 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 4:47 am
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Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 8:05 pm
::The Kapow Action News theme music plays::
Good evening, citizens of the Nexus. This is Lois Lane bringing you the important news of the day.
First on tonight's broadcast, is an interview I had with Mrs. Snow White-Wolf regarding her controversial hero group. Many of you have been buzzing about this topic and we're here to get to the bottom of it for you!
::a recording of the interview begins playing::
Lois: Now tell me about your hero group. I understand that it's called the NHU? What does that stand for and what is the purpose of your group?
Snow: NHU stands for Nexus Heroes United. The purpose, simply put, is to have a group of heroes that can be assembled in times of great need. Upstanding Nexus citizens working together for the justice and truth. We're not a militia or a police force. I want to dispel that rumor. Think of us a "Justice League" for the Nexus.
Snow:Given recent events such as the Powell contract and the emerging of Black Lanterns, the Nexus needs this more than ever.
Lois: is there any truth to the rumor that this group is simply a front for you to arrest, detain or harass citizens of the Nexus in an attempt to perpetuate your husband's vision of law and order? Perhaps you have illusions of taking over the Nexus yourself, Mrs. Wolf. I've found out that you used to run Fabletown and perhaps you want to relive your former life now that your days are filled with child rearing. Looking for more of a challenge?
Snow:There isn't anything more challenging than raising a pack of children. 7 to be exact, that have the ability to fly and 6 of them can change into wolves. Getting back to your accusation, though. It's entirely untrue. The NHU is an entirely new group. It has nothing to do with my husband's Sheriff's Office except the fact that he is a member. He's not in a position of authority in the group and his standing is the same as the other members. If you're afraid I'm going to let him push me around, you don't know me very well. Like I said before, the purpose is to have a group that can be quickly assembled to provide help in times of great need. Nothing more. Nothing nefarious. No illusions of grandeur or taking over the Nexus.
Lois: How many members does the NHU currently have? Can you name them? How can interested parties join your group?
Snow:Current members of the NHU include: Myself, Bigby Wolf, Superman, Chris Kent, Rex Mason, Zinda Blake, Helena Bertinelli, Captain Marvel and Dinah Lance.
Interested heroes can come see me here at the Civic Center. We are currently seeking additional members. We're also looking to commission badges for the group
Lois: Thank you for your time, Mrs. Wolf. You've given me some valuable information that I'll be sure to pass along in my next newscast.
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Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 8:14 pm
::the recorded interview segment with Snow comes to a close::
Very interesting, no? Does Snow White-Wolf really have an ulterior motive? Will the whole thing blow up in her face or work beautifully? Only time and Kapow Action News will tell.
Next up tonight, is our first in our series of bachelor interviews. Over the next few days, we'll be featuring each bachelor involved in Zinda Blake's bachelor auction for charity. Set back, grab a cup of tea and enjoy!
::recorded interview with Superman begins playing::
Lois: Superman,I'll ask you a few questions for all the potential bidders out there.
What are your likes and dislikes?
Superman: I like Hostess Fruit Pies, teaching lessons, democracy, Krypto, and Metropolis. My dislikes include evildoers, Kryptonite, Communists, impetuousness, and evildoers. I said evil doers twice because I really dislike those who hurt innocent folks!
Lois:What kind of girl are you looking for, Superman?
Superman:Well besides having a healthy love for the flaky and tasty crust of Hostess Fruit Pies, any woman I date needs to understand that at any moment I need to leap into action and do something super!
Lois:Yes, well.. Superman. *I* love Hostess Fruit Pies and *I* understand you having to leap into action.
Which do you like better. Dark haired women or... redheads...?
::smiles slyly::
Blondes maybe?
Lois:B... Blondes??
Perhaps I need to dye my hair?.. hmm
So, what's your idea of a perfect date?
Superman:Why Lois, I thought you of all people would know that.
Lois:I would?
Superman:We went on it once.
::winks::
::the taped interview comes to an end, Lois blushing as it does::
Ahem..
In other news, Citizens are being warned to watch out for Black Lanterns. A few of them have been sighted and they are angry. Aiming at their heads with weapons reportedly doesn't do anything except anger them and make a large mess. Please be advised NOT to approach a Black Lantern if you see one. Remember also, to never get into a car with a Black Lantern, accept candy from them or feed them after midnight...
This is Lois Lane signing off for Kapow Action News. Remember; if it's important to you, it's important to us.
::end broadcast:
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 3:45 pm
The music starts and an actiony theme kicks in.
Welcome to Kapow Action News with your anchor, Clark Kent, and ace reporter, Lois Lane.
Good evening, Nexus. Our top story tonight is the vandalizing of Snow White's office at city hall and Katherine Kane's bedroom at the Wayne Mansion. Everyone seems to be a suspect at this time including the two victims of the crimes. Later tonight our own Lois Lane will be reporting the details of these two incidents.
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 6:00 pm
::The Kapow Action News Theme kicks in::
Good evening, everyone. This is Lois Lane, ace reporter and thank you for tuning in to Kapow Action News.
Our top story: vandal in the Nexus.
Last night, an unknown perpetrator ransacked Snow Wolf's office in the Civic center
cut to still shots of Snow's office pictures, as shown by the Question, as well as photos taken by Lois earlier tonight::
Much destruction was evident as well as a large, painted message on the wall stating "Give it up, Snow!" Near the ominous message, were pictures of the members of Mrs. Wolf's superhero group, the Nexus Heroes United. Also that night, a similar incident occurred at Wayne Mansion in Batwoman's bedroom. The message "Give it up, Kane!" was seen on the wall near photos of her superhero group, the Outsiders. Her room was also trashed in a similar manner.
No forensic evidence was found at either scene. Ms. Kane refused to grant us access to the second crime scene and refused to make a comment on record. Snow Wolf was also not available for comment. We'll update you as this story progresses.
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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 7:38 pm
*wanders into the darkened newsroom*
Hello? Anyone here? Lois?
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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 7:47 pm
*peers into Lois's office*
I see it!
*tries the door*
Aw man...locked.
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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 7:50 pm
::Lois comes from around the corner, coffee in hand and a stern look on her face::
What do you think you're doing?
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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 7:51 pm
*lowers his fist*
Well...not..smashing your office window! Snow is looking for her purse. And you have it.
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