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Psychotic Habits Vice Captain
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 Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 7:05 pm
Doctor of Poetic Harmony dogsrox94 Doctor of Poetic Harmony Situation #4Plain and simple. A guy is on the train and steps on your shoe, but doesn't say sorry. Meanwhile, he steps on your foot several more times and still doesn't apologize. Now....WHAT WILL YOU DO? In this one, I want you people to be CRAZY! I mean WACKO! GO! I solemnly swear I am up to no good.
Start yelling and screaming and throwing a temper tantrum. "YOU
b*****d, YOU THINK FEET THIS BEAUTIFUL WERE CHEAP?
DAMN YOU, GET BACK HERE! I'LL TEACH YOU TO--" -pulls up
sleeves and tackles him- "Now listen here." I whisper menacingly.
"You're gonna carry me to that expensive restaurant 5 blocks away,
you're gonna go in there, strip, and yell "I AM LORD VOLDEMORT!"
Dang. That's hard...fail =/
Mischief managed.
What if he gladly agreed? Tell him to rob the place why he's at it.
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Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 8:09 pm
Doctor of Poetic Harmony dogsrox94 Doctor of Poetic Harmony Situation #4Plain and simple. A guy is on the train and steps on your shoe, but doesn't say sorry. Meanwhile, he steps on your foot several more times and still doesn't apologize. Now....WHAT WILL YOU DO? In this one, I want you people to be CRAZY! I mean WACKO! GO! I solemnly swear I am up to no good.
Start yelling and screaming and throwing a temper tantrum. "YOU
b*****d, YOU THINK FEET THIS BEAUTIFUL WERE CHEAP?
DAMN YOU, GET BACK HERE! I'LL TEACH YOU TO--" -pulls up
sleeves and tackles him- "Now listen here." I whisper menacingly.
"You're gonna carry me to that expensive restaurant 5 blocks away,
you're gonna go in there, strip, and yell "I AM LORD VOLDEMORT!"
Dang. That's hard...fail =/
Mischief managed.
What if he gladly agreed? I solemnly swear I am up to no good.
Ummm. I'd give him a megga weggie and yell something stupid. rolleyes
Mischief managed.
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Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 8:19 pm
@dogsrox
If you can jump on him and tell him to scream something, I'm sure he'll enjoy that weggie
Ready for #5?
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Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 8:24 pm
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Psychotic Habits Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:41 pm
Situation #5
Vroooom! You're doing 110mph on the highway in your new Mercedes. Suddenly, a red mustang is tailing behind you. The driver seems hostile, not wanting to slow down. You decide to pull over, but he he preventing you from doing that. Gritting your teeth, you have to take drastic measures. Here's is what you have in your car:
1. A silver magnum
2. One combat knife
3. Two grenades.
Don't ask me why you have those, you just do.
Edit: YOU MUST USE THESE ITEMS AND BE OUTRAGEOUS!
Now...WHAT WILL YOU DO?
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:43 pm
Just slow down and then pull over behind him? O.o
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Psychotic Habits Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:45 pm
Doctor of Poetic Harmony Situation #5Vroooom! You're doing 110mph on the highway in your new Mercedes. Suddenly, a red mustang is tailing behind you. The driver seems hostile, not wanting to slow down. You decide to pull over, but he he preventing you from doing that. Gritting your teeth, you have to take drastic measures. Here's is what you have in your car: 1. A silver magnum 2. One combat knife 3. Two grenades. Don't ask me why you have those, you just do. Now...WHAT WILL YOU DO? Chuck the grenades at the side of his car so he flips. Then keep the rest and start a gang.
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:45 pm
Ammit the Devourer Just slow down and then pull over behind him? O.o NO! Read my edit!
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:46 pm
Doctor of Poetic Harmony Situation #4Plain and simple. A guy is on the train and steps on your shoe, but doesn't say sorry. Meanwhile, he steps on your foot several more times and still doesn't apologize. Now....WHAT WILL YOU DO? In this one, I want you people to be CRAZY! I mean WACKO! GO! Smash his head into the window and cut his throat on the glass then throw him out the broken window. b***h better not keep steppin on my new shoes.
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:46 pm
I would up a sign saying, "Hey dude your blinkers are out." Then as he was trying to drive and read it I'd pull out the gun and shoot him.
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Psychotic Habits Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:47 pm
Doctor of Poetic Harmony Situation #5Vroooom! You're doing 110mph on the highway in your new Mercedes. Suddenly, a red mustang is tailing behind you. The driver seems hostile, not wanting to slow down. You decide to pull over, but he he preventing you from doing that. Gritting your teeth, you have to take drastic measures. Here's is what you have in your car: 1. A silver magnum 2. One combat knife 3. Two grenades. Don't ask me why you have those, you just do. Edit: YOU MUST USE THESE ITEMS AND BE OUTRAGEOUS! Now...WHAT WILL YOU DO? I solemnly swear I am up to no good.
Err.
I swerve, cut them off, throw a grenade and it pops their tire, then
i jump out and pull out the knife and approach them, and they jump
out and over a cliff. looks like i have an extra grenade.
Mischief managed.
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:49 pm
Strifer Farhaven Doctor of Poetic Harmony Situation #4Plain and simple. A guy is on the train and steps on your shoe, but doesn't say sorry. Meanwhile, he steps on your foot several more times and still doesn't apologize. Now....WHAT WILL YOU DO? In this one, I want you people to be CRAZY! I mean WACKO! GO! Smash his head into the window and cut his throat on the glass then throw him out the broken window. b***h better not keep steppin on my new shoes. Aggressive...nice.
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:50 pm
dogsrox94 Doctor of Poetic Harmony Situation #5Vroooom! You're doing 110mph on the highway in your new Mercedes. Suddenly, a red mustang is tailing behind you. The driver seems hostile, not wanting to slow down. You decide to pull over, but he he preventing you from doing that. Gritting your teeth, you have to take drastic measures. Here's is what you have in your car: 1. A silver magnum 2. One combat knife 3. Two grenades. Don't ask me why you have those, you just do. Edit: YOU MUST USE THESE ITEMS AND BE OUTRAGEOUS! Now...WHAT WILL YOU DO? I solemnly swear I am up to no good.
Err.
I swerve, cut them off, throw a grenade and it pops their tire, then
i jump out and pull out the knife and approach them, and they jump
out and over a cliff. looks like i have an extra grenade.
Mischief managed.
Lol, use over their grave site.
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:52 pm
Ammit the Devourer I would up a sign saying, "Hey dude your blinkers are out." Then as he was trying to drive and read it I'd pull out the gun and shoot him. Hmmm, you're losing your edge....
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:54 pm
Doctor of Poetic Harmony dogsrox94 Doctor of Poetic Harmony Situation #5Vroooom! You're doing 110mph on the highway in your new Mercedes. Suddenly, a red mustang is tailing behind you. The driver seems hostile, not wanting to slow down. You decide to pull over, but he he preventing you from doing that. Gritting your teeth, you have to take drastic measures. Here's is what you have in your car: 1. A silver magnum 2. One combat knife 3. Two grenades. Don't ask me why you have those, you just do. Edit: YOU MUST USE THESE ITEMS AND BE OUTRAGEOUS! Now...WHAT WILL YOU DO? I solemnly swear I am up to no good.
Err.
I swerve, cut them off, throw a grenade and it pops their tire, then
i jump out and pull out the knife and approach them, and they jump
out and over a cliff. looks like i have an extra grenade.
Mischief managed.
Lol, use over their grave site. I solemnly swear I am up to no good.
xD....then i toss him into the grave with the magnum, and put the
grenade over him 3nodding
Mischief managed.
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