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 Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 9:57 pm
10:57:51 PM grahznyslovo: Obscure references are win, true.
10:58:06 PM jokermanexe: And we shall be win together.
10:58:13 PM therealsirbayer: Doesn't mean you will win
10:58:17 PM grahznyslovo: But in separate beds.
10:58:18 PM jokermanexe: No
10:58:31 PM jokermanexe: My Cabal guy is blind though
10:58:32 PM therealsirbayer: That is going straight up.
10:58:40 PM jokermanexe: So you'll have to..."guide him."
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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:49 pm
7:46:59 PM therealsirbayer: Start a group chat?
7:48:00 PM nativeforeigner: Will do, gimme a sex
7:48:04 PM nativeforeigner: *sec
7:48:09 PM therealsirbayer: ANOTHER ONE
7:48:10 PM therealsirbayer: GIMME A SEX
7:48:13 PM therealsirbayer: THAT IS GETTING LOGGEED
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:39 am
That isn't that funny just because it happens so often....
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:15 pm
See, and that is what makes it funny.
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:57 pm
No, Bayer, it's not because nothing makes it funny.
POST UP OUR OTHER CONVO.
I'm too lazy
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 9:58 pm
Oh, you mean THIS ONE:
10:30:59 PM NativeForeigner: Gaga, U sgakk
10:31:05 PM NativeForeigner: Haha, I shall*
10:31:14 PM therealsirbayer: XD
10:31:17 PM therealsirbayer: That was amazing.
...
LESS ENTERTAINMENT
...
10:32:04 PM therealsirbayer: Oh, and she has Intermittent Explosive Disorder
10:32:16 PM therealsirbayer: Hopefully she won't end up with Smith who could TOSS HER LIKE A TAQUITO
10:32:22 PM therealsirbayer: A MILLION FREAKING FEET
10:32:31 PM NativeForeigner: Haha!
10:32:34 PM therealsirbayer: Or punt her like a chihuahua
10:32:39 PM NativeForeigner: Taquitos are delicious
10:32:42 PM therealsirbayer: True.
10:32:45 PM therealsirbayer: But you can throw them very far
10:32:50 PM NativeForeigner: Chihuahuas as well
10:32:50 PM therealsirbayer: Just like Smith can throw small girls very far
10:33:02 PM NativeForeigner: Smith can throw pretty much anything pretty far
10:33:13 PM therealsirbayer: True.
10:33:19 PM therealsirbayer: He can probably throw a tank a comparatively huge distance
10:33:24 PM therealsirbayer: As in, he can probably move it at all by hand
10:33:37 PM NativeForeigner: Haha, oh yes
10:33:52 PM therealsirbayer: But people are like Lego men to him
10:33:56 PM therealsirbayer: >=3
10:34:03 PM therealsirbayer: I wish I had put his height at more like 8 feet
10:34:10 PM therealsirbayer: And three hundred or four hundred pounds
10:34:11 PM therealsirbayer: NO
10:34:13 PM therealsirbayer: ten feet
10:34:15 PM therealsirbayer: weight half a ton
10:34:18 PM therealsirbayer: like a bear or something awesome.
10:34:32 PM therealsirbayer: I'll brb
10:35:45 PM NativeForeigner: That would be simply amazing.
10:35:46 PM NativeForeigner: Okay.
10:38:29 PM therealsirbayer: Back
10:38:31 PM therealsirbayer: Yeah
10:38:34 PM therealsirbayer: That's what I should've done
10:38:39 PM therealsirbayer: He'd like run at cars and tip them over
10:38:49 PM therealsirbayer: And he'd never be able to fit through doorways.
10:38:50 PM NativeForeigner: IT'D BE ******** CRAZY
10:38:53 PM NativeForeigner: That's true
10:38:55 PM therealsirbayer: It would be ******** CRAZY AWESOME
10:39:07 PM NativeForeigner: All the doorways in his base would be super-sized!
10:39:12 PM therealsirbayer: Yes.
10:39:13 PM NativeForeigner: Like McDonalds!
10:39:15 PM therealsirbayer: XD
10:39:18 PM therealsirbayer: But without so many fries
10:39:25 PM therealsirbayer: And so many... unhealths.
10:39:30 PM NativeForeigner: But...fries are so tasty
10:39:41 PM therealsirbayer: Smith is a natural, healthy giant.
10:39:44 PM NativeForeigner: Smith could step on people, that's pretty unhealthy
10:39:51 PM NativeForeigner: HE SHOULD BE GREEN
10:39:54 PM therealsirbayer: YES
10:39:56 PM therealsirbayer: OH YES
10:39:59 PM therealsirbayer: THAT IS AN AMAZING IDEA
10:40:11 PM therealsirbayer: Even as it is, it would not be comfortable to have Smith step on your foot...
10:40:16 PM NativeForeigner: HAHAHA! Spill some paint on him!!!!
10:40:18 PM therealsirbayer: Especially if you were barefoot and he were wearing his boots.
10:40:20 PM NativeForeigner: Not at all
10:40:20 PM therealsirbayer: I am going to do that.
10:40:23 PM therealsirbayer: You knwo what? I am going to do that.
10:40:27 PM therealsirbayer: Both of those things.
10:40:33 PM NativeForeigner: He would like break your feet.
10:40:35 PM NativeForeigner: Lawlz
10:40:41 PM NativeForeigner: I'll allow it
10:40:42 PM therealsirbayer: Yes.
10:40:45 PM therealsirbayer: Thank you.
10:40:52 PM NativeForeigner: Haha XD
10:40:55 PM therealsirbayer: Sadly, I don't think his lineage will go far
10:41:00 PM therealsirbayer: As in, not beyond him
10:41:09 PM therealsirbayer: Because he would crush people.
10:41:11 PM NativeForeigner: True.
10:41:12 PM therealsirbayer: Literally.
10:41:14 PM NativeForeigner: Very true
10:41:26 PM therealsirbayer: Let alone fitting
10:41:28 PM therealsirbayer: >_>
10:41:29 PM therealsirbayer: <_<
10:41:35 PM NativeForeigner: Haha
10:41:40 PM therealsirbayer: Peniszilla
10:41:44 PM NativeForeigner: You've gone that far?
10:41:50 PM therealsirbayer: Mentally, perhaps
10:41:51 PM NativeForeigner: With a characterlike Smith?
10:41:53 PM therealsirbayer: No.
10:41:54 PM NativeForeigner: Lol
10:41:58 PM therealsirbayer: I have not.
10:42:03 PM therealsirbayer: Not with the character.
10:42:03 PM therealsirbayer: XD
10:42:04 PM NativeForeigner: Surrrrrrrrre
10:42:08 PM therealsirbayer: Jokes are one thing
10:42:14 PM NativeForeigner: Haha
10:42:17 PM therealsirbayer: Honest character development DOES NOT INCLUDE THESE THINGS UNTIL AFTERWARDS
10:42:20 PM therealsirbayer: IT IS NOT PART OF THE PLANNING STAGE
10:42:26 PM therealsirbayer: "I want a character hung like a HORSE, man!"
10:42:26 PM therealsirbayer: No.
10:42:27 PM NativeForeigner: Until the PMs start
10:42:28 PM therealsirbayer: That doesn't happen.
10:42:32 PM therealsirbayer: Yeah, that's about when you realize
10:42:37 PM therealsirbayer: Someone that huge is huge EVERYWHERE
10:42:43 PM NativeForeigner: Haha.
10:42:48 PM NativeForeigner: Smith has a tiny p***s
10:42:50 PM NativeForeigner: It's comical
10:42:52 PM therealsirbayer: BULLSHIT
10:42:56 PM therealsirbayer: He's too masculine
10:42:57 PM therealsirbayer: And strong
10:43:05 PM NativeForeigner: Exactly, compensation
10:43:12 PM therealsirbayer: He probably has millions of illegitimate children
10:43:21 PM therealsirbayer: And even more broken ribs left behind him
10:43:52 PM NativeForeigner: BILLIONS
10:43:54 PM therealsirbayer: Yes.
10:44:02 PM therealsirbayer: He drank his Powerthirst as a small child
10:44:41 PM NativeForeigner: ENERGY FOR MEN!
10:44:44 PM NativeForeigner: IT'S MENERGY!
10:44:56 PM NativeForeigner: MADE WITH LIGHTNING!
10:45:03 PM therealsirbayer: IT'S LIKE A FIGHTER PLANE!
10:45:07 PM therealsirbayer: MADE OF BICEPS!
10:45:12 PM NativeForeigner: REAL LIGHTNING1
10:45:17 PM therealsirbayer: MANANA!
10:45:23 PM therealsirbayer: FIZZBITCH!
10:45:24 PM NativeForeigner: Adios>
10:45:25 PM therealsirbayer: AND GUN!
...
MISTAKES INVOLVING MISTAKING MAN-NANA FOR MANANA, THE SPANISH WORD
...
10:46:58 PM therealsirbayer: I should probably go to bed
10:46:59 PM therealsirbayer: Yes.
10:47:02 PM therealsirbayer: I would drink Powerthirst.
10:47:02 PM NativeForeigner: NO!
10:47:04 PM NativeForeigner: NO BED
10:47:07 PM NativeForeigner: NOONONONONONO
10:47:10 PM therealsirbayer: MOTHER NATURE WILL BE ALL LIKE "SLOOOOOOOOOOW DOOOOOOOOOOWN"
10:47:10 PM NativeForeigner: NEVER
10:47:20 PM therealsirbayer: AND YOU'LL BE LIKE "******** YOU!" AND KICK HER INT HE FACE WITH YOU RENERGY LEGS
10:47:29 PM NativeForeigner: BEAT ME TO IT!
10:47:31 PM NativeForeigner: DAMN YOU!
10:47:38 PM NativeForeigner: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
10:47:44 PM NativeForeigner: SHOCKLATE!
10:47:49 PM therealsirbayer: xd
10:47:51 PM therealsirbayer: Anyway.
10:47:52 PM therealsirbayer: Seriously
10:47:56 PM NativeForeigner: Fine.
10:47:58 PM therealsirbayer: i still need to make my bed and wake up at like 7:30
10:48:00 PM NativeForeigner: Be a loser.
10:48:05 PM therealsirbayer: I know it sucks, but if I don't go to bed I WILL BE a loser.
10:48:07 PM therealsirbayer: Tomorrow.
10:48:09 PM therealsirbayer: When I have NO ENERGY
10:48:13 PM therealsirbayer: NO MENERGY
10:48:21 PM NativeForeigner: THEN DRINK POWERTHIRST1
10:48:24 PM therealsirbayer: If only.
10:48:26 PM therealsirbayer: BEAR BLASTING!
10:48:27 PM NativeForeigner: Fine, go to bed
10:48:35 PM therealsirbayer: A NEW SPORT YOU'LL INVENT BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO ENERGETIC FOR NORMAL SPORTS.
10:48:45 PM therealsirbayer: Yes.
10:48:49 PM therealsirbayer: I'll be around tomorrow and such.
10:48:57 PM NativeForeigner: GIVE YOUR BABIES SHOCKLATE AND THEY'LL RUN AS FAST AS KENYANS!
10:48:59 PM therealsirbayer: Have fun working at a grocery store
10:49:05 PM therealsirbayer: THEY'LL RACE WITH KENYANS
10:49:08 PM NativeForeigner: Oh, I won't until friday
10:49:10 PM therealsirbayer: AND PEOPLE WILL MISTAKE THEM FOR KENYANS
10:49:13 PM therealsirbayer: AND THEY'LL TIE WITH KENYANS
10:49:16 PM therealsirbayer: AND BE DEPORTED BACK TO KENYA
10:49:20 PM NativeForeigner: AND THEY'LL BE DEPORTED BACK TO KENYAAA
10:49:21 PM therealsirbayer: Right
10:49:23 PM therealsirbayer: BEAT YOU AGAIN
10:49:24 PM NativeForeigner: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10:49:24 PM therealsirbayer: YES
10:49:26 PM NativeForeigner: b***h
10:49:30 PM NativeForeigner: I WIN AT HEART
10:49:32 PM therealsirbayer: >:3
...
OTHER THINGS
...
eeeeeep
10:51:01 PM NativeForeigner: BTW, EVERNOTE IS AMAZING
10:51:04 PM therealsirbayer: It is.
10:51:10 PM therealsirbayer: How'd you find out about it?
10:51:13 PM therealsirbayer: I really like Evernote.
10:51:17 PM NativeForeigner: I saw it and I was like "wtf is that?"
10:51:20 PM NativeForeigner: Then I googled it
10:51:21 PM therealsirbayer: Oh, on Eden?
10:51:23 PM NativeForeigner: Yup
10:51:25 PM therealsirbayer: Yessssssss
10:51:27 PM therealsirbayer: Evernote is brilliant
10:51:29 PM therealsirbayer: Internet access
10:51:30 PM NativeForeigner: IT IS
10:51:32 PM therealsirbayer: A desktop protocal
10:51:35 PM therealsirbayer: protocol*
10:51:39 PM NativeForeigner: On my ipod too
10:51:40 PM therealsirbayer: If you have an iPhone you can USE EVERNOTE ON IT
10:51:41 PM therealsirbayer: Yeah
10:51:46 PM therealsirbayer: It's everywhere
10:51:48 PM NativeForeigner: INCREDIBLE
10:51:49 PM therealsirbayer: (That's what she said)
10:51:56 PM therealsirbayer: (Both of those lines)
10:51:59 PM NativeForeigner: Just a few minutes ago, actually
10:52:04 PM therealsirbayer: Yeah, I figured
10:52:07 PM therealsirbayer: And probably in just a few minutes
10:52:08 PM NativeForeigner: Yup
10:52:09 PM therealsirbayer: Since, y'know
10:52:11 PM therealsirbayer: I'm going to bed
10:52:21 PM NativeForeigner: Haha.
10:52:23 PM therealsirbayer: Or perhaps she was talking to Smith... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
10:52:27 PM therealsirbayer: >_>
10:52:32 PM NativeForeigner: Nope, she knows nothing about Smith
10:52:34 PM therealsirbayer: I NEED SLEEEP
10:52:35 PM therealsirbayer: XD
10:52:38 PM therealsirbayer: Good
10:52:39 PM NativeForeigner: THEN SLEEEEEEEEEP
10:52:41 PM therealsirbayer: She might get jealous
10:52:51 PM therealsirbayer: Man, screw Edward
10:52:52 PM NativeForeigner: Of Smith's man-boobs?
10:52:56 PM therealsirbayer: I have a better fictional character
10:52:57 PM therealsirbayer: NO
10:52:59 PM NativeForeigner: Edward?
10:53:04 PM therealsirbayer: Edward, the character from Twilight
10:53:10 PM therealsirbayer: That all the teenage girls are horny for
10:53:10 PM NativeForeigner: Oh, ******** twilight
10:53:12 PM therealsirbayer: Yeah
10:53:15 PM therealsirbayer: We have OiM
10:53:16 PM therealsirbayer: Screw vampires
10:53:19 PM NativeForeigner: ******** YEAH!
10:53:21 PM therealsirbayer: I HAVE A JOLLY GREEN ******** GIANT
10:53:26 PM NativeForeigner: CRAZIES ARE WHERE IT'S AT
10:53:28 PM NativeForeigner: AND WORKMEN
10:53:28 PM therealsirbayer: YES
10:53:30 PM NativeForeigner: AND MADMEN
10:53:31 PM therealsirbayer: YES YES YES YES
10:53:35 PM therealsirbayer: MADWORKMENCRAZIES
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 5:03 am
Every time I listen to Muse I feel ashamed for liking something Stephanie Meyer likes.
But seriously, half that center part is you guys just quoting Powerthirst back and forth at each other.
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 9:09 am
Foreigner wanted me to post it. I blame him.
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 1:05 am
I expected you to, you know, filter some of the less-funny stuff out.
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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 6:58 pm
[18:50] NightmareDream14: Boo.
[18:50] Sesshie143: Gasp.
[18:50] NightmareDream14: I am Venom3001, your new Lord and Master.
[18:51] Sesshie143: I'mma pretty sure my boyfriend would object to that, but okay.
[18:51] NightmareDream14: My Words are Prophecy and my Divine Will is Law.
[18:51] NightmareDream14: My first command is that you kill your boyfriend. He has no place in your new life in my cult.
A new inductee, my friends!
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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 8:28 pm
In regards to mocking British spelling;
JokermanEXE (11:28:16 PM): This chatroom is ridiculous
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NightmareDream14 (11:28:27 PM): YOU MEAN CHATROUOUM
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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 8:31 pm
[20:28] Sesshie143: Why do you want a picture of me?
[20:28] TheRealSirBayer: ME
[20:28] JokermanEXE: ynrelkgan'fgnawrg
[20:28] JokermanEXE: afh
[20:28] JokermanEXE: aehjae
[20:28] JokermanEXE: hae
[20:28] JokermanEXE: has left the chat
[20:28] TheRealSirBayer: Because
[20:28] NightmareDream14: Because we're creepy stalkers
[20:28] NightmareDream14: biggrin
[20:28] grahzny slovo: For masturbation? Duh.
[20:28] Sesshie143: Oh okay.
[20:28] JokermanEXE: has joined the chat
[20:28] TheRealSirBayer: Exactly
[20:28] Sesshie143: Just checking.
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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 8:46 pm
[20:37] JokermanEXE: Did you just quote Avenue Q?
[20:37] Sesshie143: Yes. Yes, I did.
[20:37] JokermanEXE: Marry me?
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Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 9:09 pm
I just realized that I'm not included in the first post emo
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Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 11:16 pm
Well, you're never online.
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