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Lumanny the Space Jew

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 5:03 pm


My responses on that are limited due to the presence of female Gaians, so you'll have to ask the right questions. [/iRobot]
PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:15 pm


'kay, this was back about...8 years ago.
My brothers and I went to my aunt's house in North Quebec. She speaks no English, and at the time, I was 9 and my older brother 17. My little brothers and I were wondering around the barn, 'talking' to the animals.
I told them that a cow goes 'moo', a pig 'oink' and a duck goes 'quack'.

Adam repeated it back to me perfectly, and when it was Adán's turn he told me that a cow goes 'mueh', a pig goes 'gron' and a duck goes 'coin'.

At that point Adam punched Adán and said 'No! Stupid! A cow goes 'OINK'!'

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Lumanny the Space Jew

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:16 pm


xd Funny.

THE MOTHER OF ALL FAMILY STORIES:
My dad likes to record a lot of shows on our Tivo thing. I do, too, and when my friends come over we watch some of my stuff on there. My dad started recording this History Channel series called 'The History of Sex.' All my friends saw it on the listing every time even though I tried to scroll past it. Anyway, this happens a couple times and it's really embarassing for me, so I go to my dad and ask him why in the world he's recording 'The History of Sex.' He looks me square in the eye and says:

'Just wanted to see if I'm mentioned.'
PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:21 pm


rofl

That's the mother of all family stories! I agree!

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Lumanny the Space Jew

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:23 pm


Or rather, the Father.

He really said that! xd And you can bet that it shut me right up!
PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:38 pm


That'd shut me up too. xd

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Lumanny the Space Jew

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:40 pm


Can ya top that?
PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:47 pm


Um...let me think for a bit.

Oh, I know! My older brother went through a phase when he liked Brittany Spears and them. When I went to tell him that dinner was ready and that we could eat out on the patio, I saw him dancing around without his shirt on, singing into a fake microphone and a rainbow striped hat.

I watched him for a moment and then scared him. He jumped on his bed, dove under the blankets and screamed until I promised not to tell. xp

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Lumanny the Space Jew

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:50 pm


ERM... whee That's a tough call on the scoring...
PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:52 pm


Let's see if Behatz has one. "OH BEHATZ~~!!!!"

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Lumanny the Space Jew

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:55 pm


Good idea.

But just in case, Zumbi2's got some scroing experience... ZOOME- BEEE!!!
PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 6:01 pm


BEHATZ AND ZUMBI!!!
Where are you?
Donde estan ustedes?
Où êtes-vous?
scream

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 6:18 pm


Alright, alright already. Oy veysmear! Can't a guy get a moment to himself around here? You just go t'tha kitchen t'make some chicken soup, and you come back and everything's gone mesuggenah! Young people these days...

Enough talking like my grandad. I will write an IOU for the Family Stories Thread, as I can't remember any. However, when I remember a great one, I'll post it.
PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 6:20 pm


Your verdict?

Lumanny the Space Jew

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 6:31 pm


To be honest, I liked Lumanny's energetic dad story the most. Though yours was great, Silent.
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