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Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 9:30 pm
...properly fitting pair of shoes. It was true, he suffered...
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Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 11:53 pm
...from wonkyfootitis (actual scientific name), as all zombies did. This...
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Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:49 am
...made him unpopular with the ladies and so he never...
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Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 4:39 pm
got a date for the High School prom. The girl who rejected
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Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 2:34 pm
...Howie humiliated him in front of their entire class by...
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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 4:39 pm
showing the videotape he made for her in which he
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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:56 pm
...sang "Can't Fight The Moonlight" by LeAnn Rimes without any...
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Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 8:39 pm
pants on. In retrospect, giving that video to her was
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 3:47 pm
...not such a smart idea because the class couldn't stop...
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 11:22 pm
laughing at Howie. This whole traumatic memory always resurfaced when
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 11:01 pm
he sat in his mother's basement staring longingly at all the
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Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 7:31 pm
bits of chewed gum and stray hair he collected from
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Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 2:00 pm
her. He was planning on using the items to make
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Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 5:50 am
...a nuclear bomb that he would one day use to...
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Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 7:14 pm
destroy the entire source of milk products. That would accpomplish...
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