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 Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:18 pm
Eileen hugged her basket closer to her, knowing the Hatter all too well.
"I'll give you one.... if you agree to let me sit down and drink from your tea."
Marche nodded.
"Why, you're merely discrediting our courtesy and our-- hey!"
Eileen had taken his cup.
"Eileen, there are more teacups.
"No, no, no. I meant specifically from your tea."
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:22 pm
((White is his actual first name, his mother named it after his pure white hair and ears, and at the moment, he is alone in forest.))
Soft crunch of mulching wood rang in his snowy white ears as they stood stiffly up through the slits in his top hat. His fingers tingled, his right finger was stone over the trigger. The entire forest gave off the scent of golden morning. His left hand left the rifle, and checked the pocket watch, hopefully, nothing would have occurred at the Castle Hearts.
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:31 pm
Hatter slumped in defeat that Eileen had caught him, only she could see through his stealth and that angered him. "I would like one too. I mean I have been nothing but nice to you and I'd gladly give my tea up for just one." He handed his cup out to the Cook.
((back in an hour, gotta eat))
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:37 pm
Eileen just handed him a sweet bread, not wishing to drink form his tea cup.
Marche took this as an opportunity to get his tea cup back, but Eileen wouldn't let him.
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:59 pm
The Guard made a squeak as he accepted the bread, shoving the whole thing in his mouth he grinned as he chewed. Noticing Marche's actions Hatter gave a rather sly smile, food still in his mouth. "Wha wong Marche? I ileen be mean?" The Guard coughed wildly and forcefully gulped down the food.
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:06 pm
Marche and Eileen began to tug at the teacup like it was a rope, and it split in half.
"Grrrr."
Marche poured himself some tea, and drank it.
"See? We both win, Eileen. You have half of my cup."
Eileen scoffed.
"Damn. Thought only I'd win."
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:58 pm
((sorry!! Dx))
Hatter looked from Marche to Eileen and then back at Marche, the poor Guard was confused as to what had happened. Clearing his throat he pokes Eileen, "What are you doing here?"
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:03 pm
Eileen scoffed.
"I'm here because I want to be!"
Marche flexed.
"She just wants more of the stuuuuud."
"Of course not, hush up!"
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:09 pm
Hatter just stood there. His reasoning skills not kicking in therefore making him stupid. "I didn't know you worked out Marche?" The Guard poked the Hare's tricep and turned to Eileen. "Why else would you be here? Of course you wanted to see this stud!" Hatter jumped to Marche's left side and moved his hands around the Hare dramatically as if he was a shiny trophy.
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:15 pm
[[Oh god llol XD]]
Marche did another pose.
"As you would know, I'm much more splendid in spring..."
He leaned over and held Eileen's chin with his hand.
"D'aaaw. You know, you're cute when you're angr--"
Eileen punched him square in the face as she drank more tea, and Marche's ear flinched a little bit in pain.
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:31 pm
The Guard's eyes sparkled a bit and he grinned widely, clapped his hands and jumped. "Oh goody!!! A feisty one!" Hatter grabbed both of the Hare's shoulders and shook him lightly, "Consider yourself a lucky man!!" The Guard cooly slid back to Marche's left, adjusted his hat and struck a pose. "Together we are irresistible! Marche's cute furry ears and my BIG guns!" Hatter whipped around Anya and held the weapon as if it were a prize, which it technically was.
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:38 pm
Eileen covered her forehead with her hand, wondering just what she had gotten herself into.
Marche regained consciousness, intent on gaining revenge somehow.
Eileen scoffed.
"Could you two possibly be less sociable, I mean--"
"--honk."
There was silence for a minute, and then Eileen roared.
"PEEERVEEEERRT!"
She clocked Marche upside the head with a filled kettle.
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:43 pm
Hatter screamed like a girl, stood on one foot and turned away from Marche as he hit the ground, tea splashing him in the face. "Now now, that was uncalled for...I think..." The Guard stooped to pick up his dazed companion and slapped the hare repeatedly on both cheeks. "Wake up! Don't let a little women knock you down!"
((back in 30 Dx Dad wants a turn))
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:47 pm
Eileen roared.
"But he groped me!"
Marche was giggling, and he finally gained consciousness.
"Mmmmnnnn, yes I did. SO worth it."
He blushed immodestly, seductively pulling off his gloves by using his mouth.
"I admit I get a little riled up even in times besides spring...."
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:17 pm
Hatter's eyes widened and he stood in Marche's line of sight to Eileen. "Whoa! Hold on there, if you want to win this fight DON'T MENTION YOUR LUSTS!" The Guard turned his back to Marche and faced Eileen. "True he did grope you, but what do you expect from a cousin of Rabbits?" Hatter shuttered at the mere name of the horrid things.
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