|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:16 pm
* Cut to Tucker crouching behind another rock *
Tucker: Caboose, get behind the rock. They can still see you.
Caboose: They can't see me. I can't see them!
Tucker: That's because you're facing the rock.
Caboose: (looks at the base) Oh. Right. (ducks behind the rock)
Tucker: Real smooth, dipshit.
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:27 pm
* Back to the red base *
Sarge: They're definitely Special Ops. I ain't seen troop movements this coordinated since my days on Sidewi- (Church enters Sarge's body) geegagherger!
Grif: Sir, are you okay?
Church as Sarge: Uh, who you talking to, Red, me?
Grif: No. I'm talking to Lopez. Because, you know, that's real rewarding.
* Lopez takes a swing at Grif *
Grif: Hey, what'd I tell you about that?
Church: Oh, uh I, I'm fine, that's... I'm just so mad about, these uh, God damn blues out here. 'tslike I'm so God damn mad, I could spit! (horks one up and spits on his visor)
Grif: ...Um, sir? Did you just spit inside your own helmet?
Church: Uh, yeah. I guess I did.
Grif: Permission to speak freely, sir?
Church: Go ahead.
Grif: That's really ******** gross.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:35 pm
* Cut to Caboose crouching down *
Caboose: Hey Tucker?
Tucker: What?
Caboose: I'm having a really good time... with... you.
Tucker: That's great, Caboose.
Caboose: Yeah, it's like we're real soldiers.
Tucker: Would you please go hide behind another rock?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:41 pm
* Cut to Church as Sarge running down to where Tex and Simmons are *
Church: Hey man. What's up yo?
Simmons: Uh... hey... what's going on out there sir?
Church: What's uh, why, nothin'. Why would you ask if something's wrong?
Simmons: I think that's a perfectly normal question in a time of war.
Church: Yeah well, I don't know. You're starting to act kinda suspicious there, ...other red guy. So I'm keeping my eye on you.
Simmons: (turning around to face Tex) Sarge, I'm starting to think that-
* Church hits Simmons on the back of the head, knocking him down *
Simmons: Ow, geez, the back of my head!
Tex: What the hell are you doing!?
Church: Tex! It's me, Church! I've come to rescue you.
Tex: You're kind of short to be Church.
Church: What? Oh yeah, right. The armor.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:46 pm
* Church leaves Sarge *
Sarge: Harurgh! What in Sam Hell? Where the- Who spit on my visor?
Church as Ghost: Tex, there's not much time to explain, so I'm just gonna give you the summary here, okay? I'm a spirit now, and I'm trapped in the physical world. I possessed this red guy, so that I could sneak in to the base and rescue you, while the rest of our guys run around out in the middle of the canyon, dressed in black armor, that they got from going through the teleporter.
Tex: ...Okay.
Church: What... that's it? Okay? You're not surprised by any of this?
Tex: No, it pretty much all makes sense.
Church: Not even the whole "Church is a ghost" thing? That didn't do anything for ya?
Tex: I can see right through you, it's pretty obvious...
Church: Okay, well, let me hop back in this guy and we'll get outta here.
Sarge: (as Church re-enters him) Harurghk!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:50 pm
* Cut to Caboose looking through the sniper rifle, with Tucker near him *
Tucker: What're you doing?
Caboose: One of the reds has Tex. I'm going to shoot him, and kill him, and free Tex. Then Church will forgive me for killing him, and we will be friends.
Tucker: Oh, come on, you don't actually believe any of that, do you?
Caboose: (training on Sarge's (Church's) head) Ohhh, we're gonna be best friends.
* Cut to Church as Sarge, and Tex, outside the red base *
Church: Alright, I'll make one more distraction, then you run up to the teleporter, and escape. Ready? One... Two... Three!
* Caboose shoots Sarge (Church) in the head, and Sarge's body falls down dead-like *
Church as Ghost: What the? Where did my body go? Oh, you've gotta be KIDDING me!
Caboose: Tucker did it!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Reply
