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 Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 3:50 pm
Granted, it'll last one day longer! But you can't charge it anymore.
I wish ... I could clean dishes with one blink of an eye!
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Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 6:52 pm
Granted! Blinking causes your dishes to become clean, but also scours off a layer of the dish. After a few cleanings, the only thing left will be a pile of clean dust.
I wish all of the starving, orphaned children could find a loving family to grow up in. (Lets see you corrupt that! razz )
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Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 10:35 am
Granted!
All starving orphaned children are now with loving families.
Sadly, they displaced the families real children, who have now become disembodied spirits, wandering the world, filled with sadness.
But at least they're not starving!
I wish I would find an unmarked evelope full of hundreds of real 20 dollar bills.
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Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 4:00 pm
eek Billions of ghostly children... haunting me... crying
Granted! You find an unmarked envelope stuffed with bills. YOUR bills. Looks like someone has been stealing your mail! You now have hundreds of bills for 20 dollars each. Better cancels all those new credit cards...
I wish that my gas tank would never run out of fuel!
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Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 5:30 pm
oh, phooey! excuse me while I throw these bills in the trash.
Granted! Your gas tank now is always full. But you can't go anywhere because your wheels fell off.... and will always fall off as soon as the car rolls 10 feet.
I wish 91 more people would sign up for the BB Boss attempt. xd
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Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 7:19 pm
Granted! Exactly 91 more people sign up for the BB Boss attempt. Unfortunately, they didn't read the whole post, and do not have the head-start ticket required. Noobs.
I wish I had a ticket so I could join!
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Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 11:37 pm
Granted! You receive a ticket!
But the event is cancelled due to bieber fever.... sorry!
EDIT: yeah it was late, I forgot to make a wish, lol
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Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 12:21 am
Granted! You've got a ticket, but you've been scheduled to work from beginning to end of the event.
I wish I had a maid to do these dishes for free. [/determined]
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Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 12:10 pm
Granted! Unfortunately, since you don't pay her, she doesn't really try very hard. *squints* Is that some of last night's spaghetti dinner? gonk
I wish that I could find a box of all-white conversation hearts!
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Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:12 pm
Granted! Every single heart is white... because they are so old that all of the color faded!
I wish my radio would pick up a station I actually want it to.
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Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 10:40 am
Granted! Unfortunately, it only seems to pick up the stations you want when they are commercial breaks and then shuts down when they return to music. So you get to listen to A LOT of commercials. @.@
I wish that I was never too cold or too hot.
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Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 12:25 pm
Granted, but now you shiver and sweat at room temperature.
I WISH scream that there were infinite layers of sanitary film wrapped around my dishes, so that all I had to do was easily peel the layer off to have a clean dish again!
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Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 3:16 pm
Granted!
Unfortunately, it turns out the plastic wrap is carcenogenic. Too bad. One of these days you'll just have to wash those dishes yourself!
I wish the BB Boss had been trigggered by us yesterday during our event.
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Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 3:32 pm
Granted! By some amazing luck, you triggered it! But no one was around to see it and no one believes you since all of your screenshots for some reason turned out pitch black, so there's no glory.
I wish that I could go back to the top of the page and corrupt Diff's wish (had an awesome one but it was already answered).
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