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 Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 11:50 am
Not soon after he heard a loud knock at the door and a boistering voice that announced "cable guy!"
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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 11:52 am
He opened the door to the Cable guy and explained the problem.
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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:40 pm
The cable guy replied "Well I'm sorry sir, there's nothing I can do about it, may I suggest calling a doctor, oh and you owe me a travel fee of $50."
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Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 8:30 am
Oliver then made the tv go after the cable guy and after it was done tearing the poor guy apart he called the doctor!
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Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 11:59 am
Too bad he was out for lunch with a friend.
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 6:48 am
So Oliver decided to stalk his doctor untill he was done with lunch!
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:06 pm
Unfortunatly someone killed the doctor before he could do so.
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 6:34 pm
so Oliver decided to fix the tv himself but it had run away!!!
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:42 am
He called the FBI to help him search for his television.
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 6:56 pm
They couldn't fine it, meanwhile, in the cold tundra, a turtle was sitting in front of his nice new telly that he found just this morning.
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 6:53 am
sadly, the turtle didnt know it had teeth and was eaten by the TV.
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:09 pm
But a penguin slid down a slope and knocked the TV away from the turtle.
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Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 5:14 pm
The turtle peeked it's head out and saw the aweful teeth marks and scratches on his shell, but instead of being sad about it, he decided it was a good thing, because women love battle wounds.
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Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 5:28 pm
Unfortunatly, the woman he wanted didn't like battle wounds.
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 12:58 pm
He went to a mind altering school to fix that girls thoughts so that she would like his battle wounds.
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