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Paranoia_favorate: [8:04] ........

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:05] Advancement in position.

Paranoia_favorate: [8:05] No, last time I did that An axe got in my head.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:06] Break into jail and claim police brutality.

Paranoia_favorate: [8:05] And the guy that had that axe is the police.
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Paranoia_favorate: [7:56] Okay, Are you stalking me....

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7:57] There will be big changes for you but you will be happy.

Paranoia_favorate: [7:56] NO won't be with you around.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7:57] You need more time; and you probably always will.

Paranoia_favorate: [7:57] I will not give in.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7:11] Tomorrow, this will be part of the unchangeable past but fortunately,
it can still be changed today.


Master Yngwie: [7:11] I can un-kill myself?


[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7:12] A day for firm decisions!!!!! Or is it?


Master Yngwie: [7:13] I suppose it is. *un-kills self*

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7:13] Of course you have a purpose -- to find a purpose.


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Later...

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7:19] Everything will be just tickety-boo today.


Master Yngwie: [7:19] Yeah... Wait, didn't you already say that?


[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7:19] You are taking yourself far too seriously.


Master Yngwie: [7:20] You're right. I should just repeat to myself "It's just a show, I should really just relax"


[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7:20] You need no longer worry about the future. This time tomorrow you'll be dead.


Master Yngwie: [7:20] Again?


[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7:20] You will get what you deserve.


Master Yngwie: [7:21] Fair enough.


[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7:21] It may or may not be worthwhile, but it still has to be done.



Master Yngwie: [7:13] The dead don't- oh, right.


[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7:13] The whole world is a tuxedo and you are a pair of brown shoes.
-- George Gobel


Master Yngwie: [7:14] I make the world complete?


[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7:14] You will outgrow your usefulness.




Master Yngwie: [7:15] D:


[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7:15] Everything will be just tickety-boo today.


Master Yngwie: [7:15] What?


[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7:15] You'll be called to a post requiring ability in handling groups of people.


Master Yngwie: [7:15] Okay...


[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7:15] "Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it."
-- Marvin, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"


Master Yngwie: [7:16] S
o I should kill myself again.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7:16] Your reasoning is excellent -- it's only your basic assumptions that are wrong.

Mewtation: [8:52] surprised

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:52] You will forget that you ever knew me.

Mewtation: [8:52] Whoa, this is like Men in Black all over again.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:52] You will step on the night soil of many countries.

Mewtation: [8:52] That's what they tell me.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:52] You will forget that you ever knew me.

Mewtation: [8:52] ...you just said that.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:52] Tonight you will pay the wages of sin; Don't forget to leave a tip.

Mewtation: [8:52] Don't worry, I always tip well.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:52] You own a dog, but you can only feed a cat.

Mewtation: [8:53] I fail to see the relevance of this to...anything, really.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:53] You will give someone a piece of your mind, which you can ill afford.

Mewtation: [8:53] ...did you just call me stupid? surprised

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:53] You're almost as happy as you think you are.

Mewtation: [8:53] Oh, okay.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:53] You're growing out of some of your problems, but there are others that
you're growing into.

Mewtation: [8:53] What? HE SWORE HE WOULDN'T TELL.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:53] Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient. Don't believe a thing he tells you.

Mewtation: [8:53] I never do, actually.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:54] You enjoy the company of other people.

Mewtation: [8:54] Yeah, go figure.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:54] Don't worry so loud, your roommate can't think.

Mewtation: [8:54] I don't think my roommate thinks to start with... o_O

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:54] You are not dead yet. But watch for further reports.

Mewtation: [8:54] That's good to know.

Master Yngwie: [8:56] Hi
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:56] Future looks spotty. You will spill soup in late evening.
Master Yngwie: [8:56] OH NO!!!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:56] Your temporary financial embarrassment will be relieved in a surprising manner.
Master Yngwie: [8:56] Oh, good.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:56] You will obey or molten silver will be poured into your ears.
Master Yngwie: [8:57] I'LL NEVER OBEY YOU!!!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:57] You will be singled out for promotion in your work.
Master Yngwie: [8:57] Cool!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:57] Time to be aggressive. Go after a tattooed Virgo.

Later...
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:02] You are farsighted, a good planner, an ardent lover, and a faithful friend.
Master Yngwie: [9:02] aww... Thank you... Will you marry me?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:02] You plan things that you do not even attempt because of your extreme caution.
Master Yngwie: [9:04] I'll go through with this, honey.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:04] If you think last Tuesday was a drag, wait till you see what happens tomorrow!
Master Yngwie: [9:05] You... don't want to divorce already, do you?!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:05] You will be spanorced within a year.
Master Yngwie: [9:06] Don't you mean divorced?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:06] You will be given a post of trust and responsibility.
Master Yngwie: [9:06] *sniff* Fine... If... If it makes you happy, darling...
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:06] You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems.
Master Yngwie: [9:06] Thanks...
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:06] You will get what you deserve.
Master Yngwie: [9:07] Aww, thanks...
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:07] Don't read everything you believe.

Later still...
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:08] Your business will go through a period of considerable expansion.
Master Yngwie: [9:08] I.. Don't own a business...
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:08] You single-handedly fought your way into this hopeless mess.
Master Yngwie: [9:09] I'm 15 YEARS OLD!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:09] All the troubles you have will pass away very quickly.
Master Yngwie: [9:09] Oh, good.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:09] You will be aided greatly by a person whom you thought to be unimportant.
Master Yngwie: [9:09] You?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:09] You are scrupulously honest, frank, and straightforward. Therefore you
have few friends.
Master Yngwie: [9:11] Are you one of them?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:11] Stay the curse.
Master Yngwie: [9:12] What curse?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:12] You seek to shield those you love and you like the role of the provider.
Master Yngwie: [9:12] True... And I love you!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:12] You're a card which will have to be dealt with.
Master Yngwie: [9:14] *sniff* Am I... Going to die?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:14] Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
Master Yngwie: [9:14] I'm going to die today?!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:14] You will be winged by an anti-aircraft battery.
Master Yngwie: [9:15] Oh, hell no!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:15] You will wish you hadn't.
Master Yngwie: [9:16] No s**t!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:16] Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
Master Yngwie: [9:16] I thought you loved me!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:16] You have literary talent that you should take pains to develop.
Master Yngwie: [9:16] THAT is why you loved me?!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:17] You will live a long, healthy, happy life and make bags of money.
Master Yngwie: [9:17] And I'll do it without you!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:17] You will pass away very quickly.
Master Yngwie: [9:17] D:<
Master Yngwie: [9:18] I'm so confused...
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:18] Let me put it this way: today is going to be a learning experience.
Master Yngwie: [9:19] I still don't get it!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:19] Chicken Little only has to be right once.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:20] Today is the last day of your life so far.
Master Yngwie: [9:21] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Oh, wait. You're right.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:21] If your life was a horse, you'd have to shoot it.
Master Yngwie: [9:22] What's that supposed to mean?!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:22] After your lover has gone you will still have PEANUT BUTTER!
Master Yngwie: [9:23] Oh. Well, I'm all set then. See you later!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:23] You have been selected for a secret mission.
Master Yngwie: [9:23] Really?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:24] Good day to deal with people in high places; particularly lonely stewardesses.
Master Yngwie: [9:24] My mission is to deal with lonely stewardesses? I accept. VALTER AWAY!

I SWEAR TO GOSH ITS GOING NUTS O FRINIC

singin Fighter: [11:22] Ah hello guildbot

singin Fighter: [11:22] OMG your silent!

singin Fighter: [11:23] *runs and hides behind heath* YOUR SILENT OMG OMG OMGN

YES!

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