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 Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:33 am
Tell Me What I'll Never Be... Make Me Feel Broken... half of the body lands in the middle of the road, while driving, i fail to see it,run over it and lose control of my car, sending me careening into a brick wall.
i drop a piece of folded paper. ...Tell Me What I Should Believe ...I Didn't Know It Was Broken
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Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 4:26 pm
Being my nosey self I see the piece of paper and pick it up to read the note. I open the paper and it says " this folded paper contains anthrax"
I die
I drop a macbook
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Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 4:55 pm
I trip over the macbook and impale myself on a fence.
I drop a hairband. Good Friends are like the pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. 
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Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 5:37 pm
oooooooo, fancy headband !
*places on hair, pushing bangs back*
wait.... ow..... wait this hurts ..... what..... wait its getting tighter ..... OMG...... HOLY CRAP..... OOOOOWWWWWWWW.... ITS CRUSHING MY SKULL...... IS THAT MY HAIR FALLING OUT ..... OMG ... KIMMY.... HELLLLPPPPPPP MEEEEEEE.......ARRGGHHALJKASHKJSDKJHSG.....
A bag of potatoes falls to the floor as I die from being crushed by the headband.
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Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:51 pm
...*Moves away from the dead body, falls over the potatoes and rolls onto the road in the path of an oncoming 10-wheel lorry and gets crushed*
I drop a hairbrush Good Friends are like the pot of gold at the end of a rainbow.
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Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:59 am
the hairbrush lands on a trampoline and comes flying at me. with super sharp needles as the brush, it impales my head and I instantly die.
i drop a lamp without a light bulb.
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Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 9:15 am
Tell Me What I'll Never Be... Make Me Feel Broken... the lamp falls, gaining speed, crashes to the ground and splinters of glass fly at me with tremendous speed, penetrating my skull and lodging themselves deeply into my brain
i drop a straw ...Tell Me What I Should Believe ...I Didn't Know It Was Broken
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Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 12:06 pm
Oooh! I love straws!
I pick it up, and run home to get a glass of milk to use the straw with. On the way home, I trip on a crack in the sidewalk, and get hit by a car. I die in the hospital later.
I drop my heart shaped necklace given to me by my grandparents.Anyways, this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist...
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 5:33 pm
Aw a heart shaped necklace
*puts on and looks at self in mirror*
Aw, its so pretty. *twirls around*
Who would give up such a huge ... wait .... is that the ... "hope diamond ?"
OH MY GOD, THIS IS CURSED
*throws diamond to the floor ripping the necklace off hastily*
Omg.... looks around ..... wait whats that sound....
*roughling sound coming from outside the door*
*As rio moves toward the door you hear the door knob start to shake faster and faster back and forth and then there is banging*
BANG BANG BANG
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS ! WHAT IS GOING ON !
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH .....
*DOOR FLIES OPEN*
IT'S A MUMMY .... PLEASE ... HELP... .ME....
*the mummy moves closer to rio sucking her life energy and killing her on the spot*
The mummy moves on to the next post but skitters away only leaving toilet paper in it's haste....
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 5:41 pm
on my way to the store i see the toilet paper "thats just wrong" looking at the tiolet paper and continue to walk i accidently walk into a building with vampires
O_O "............im dead" as i try to run out one bites me neck and sucks out all my blood
i drop a wooden steak into the next post (well i could have used that now couldn't i)
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:35 pm
 The wooden steak plummets right through my skull and severing my brain in half.
I drops mangoes!
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 8:09 am
*walks into the topic and sees mangoes*
OMG Mangoes! YUM!
I rush over to the mangoes and accidentally slide on one flying out the window to the street below - dying instantly as I splatter over the pavement.
A Baseball cap lands neatly beside my splatter art on the pavement. Good Friends are like the pot of gold at the end of a rainbow.
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:14 pm
Needing a new cap, I find one on the pavement. Quite a nice one. Not really concerned about the surroundings I find it in, I put it on. The visor blocks my vision, due to the cap being too large, and I run into an electric fence, frying myself.
I drop my yearbook, signed, with my name on the cover.Anyway, this cake is great. It's so delicious and moist...
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Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 4:11 pm
(Am I allowed to post after myself? I'd like to see the topic revived.)
Finding a yearbook, I am curious. I start flipping through the pages. The people started coming alive, and jumping out of the book. Angered that I disturbed their home, they beat me to death.
I drop a teddy bear.Anyway, this cake is great. It's so delicious and moist...
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Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 6:10 pm
I see a teddy bear come flying into my open window. I grab it and give it a hug. As I'm hugging it, It grabs my throat and strangles me to death.
I drop a pair of sunglasses.
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