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 Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:03 pm
Ku ku ku ku ku.... That list of 100 things guys need to know about girls is something that is ggod to know. So, to return the favor, I present many things girls need to know about guys:
1. Guys are simple creatures that, for the most part, act out of instinct when they can avoid using their brains
2. Guys are territorial, meaning if he's found something he thinks is his, he will do everything in his power to chase off anyone that touches it
3. Most guys consider 'true guys' to be of the masculine, straight variety, and are easily frightened by guys that are effeminate
4. There is no such thing as a truely mature guy. We may pretend to be so that we can get the girl, but that's about it.
5. Guys do not like taking instructions, especially from somebody that knows about as much a topic as they do
6. When guys see something that they consider a threat, they will react in what they believe is self-defense, regardless of the consequences
7. Regardless of how tought they act, guys are easily hurt by insults
8. Guys take break-ups a lot harder than girls do
9. Most guys are well aware that the only reason they are needed is because of how reproduction worked. If girls could have kids on their own, the existance of men would be meaningless.
10. Guys of the 'true' variety discussed earlier find it extremely difficult to convey their feelings with words, so try to make up for it by expressing it with actions, which, more often than not, turn out poorly
11. Guys don't like the idea of looking weak, so they often refuse help from anyone that they won't admit is better than them
12. It is true that guys believe that the answer to most problems with other people is with brute force, which, like with item 10, usually doesn't turn out well
13. Guys don't like really long conversations because they honestly don't have too terribly much to talk about. So if a guy has a delayed response during a conversation or doesn't respond to an email, it's because he can't figure out how to respond
14. There is nearly no such thing as 'the perfect guy', and guys hate girls that believe otherwise.
15. If guys get in an arguement and no weapon is on them or in sight, the best idea would be to stay out of it or things will get really ugly fast and you will quickly find out how well they can McGuyver up mideival weapons from furniture.
16. Guys by nature are violent creatures and perverts, it's all a question of to what degree. For the most part, the violent level is high and the pervert level is low.
17. Sane guys really do not appreciate it when someone accuses them of something bad they didn't do, and hate it when they get found out for something bad they did do.
18. For the most part, guys don't care about their weight and how in-shape they're in, just as long as they don't get mistaken for beached whales at the beach.
19. Guys will eat until they're full, and will eat what tastes good and is edible. So if you see a guy eating something that looks like disgusting, just assume it's several different food items that they stuck in a blender and call it good, it'd probably be a lot better that way.
20. Never, ever, ask a guy to shave his nether-regions, it'll only give him the conclusion that you are a freak and, unless he likes freaks, will more than likely dump you.
21. Guys have a ritual which is referred to as a 'courtesy sniff', which is when one guy tells his buddies to smell something absolutely disgusting and they go about doing so, then he owes his buddies a courtesy sniff.
22. Most guys absolutely refuse to cry except when they're alone, when their kids are born, or at their daughter's wedding(s).
At the moment, this is all I got.
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Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 12:59 am
rofl lovely
*shakes head* I had my dinner and I'm going *packs up food and chairs, and hides with tigers* now get me!!
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Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 9:20 am
Here's a fact about Jonny Depp. The first movie he had a major role in was Nightmare on Elm Street.
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Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 4:22 am
I'll be waiting f0r items 22 and bey0nd...
_haha...
_had fun reading... biggrin
_by the way, it's 0ur preLiminary examz here... and I'm breaking the ruLe of not Logging in so that i couLd review... geez... headache...
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Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 8:23 am
chiisai-koneko-3000 cool! that was intersting (and alot of it was beyond true!!) woot!! gators!!! come and get me!!! *begins running around the gators and sits down on one of them where they can't get me* awesum!!! biggrin wow...have fun. ^^
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Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 12:10 pm
Now, to continue on with 'Many Things Girls Need to Know About Guys'.
23. For the most part, unless you tell him it's okay to go further or is a jerk, when a guy is dating, the most he'll do concerning other girls is look
24. Guys are, by nature, hypocrites. No need to explain this one.
25. Guys periodically feel the requirement to broadcast what they're doing and/or why they're doing what they're doing
26. Guys do not have ulterior motives when talking. Yes, they do periodically use innuendo, but they do not have ulterior motives
27. When you ask a guy a question and he just acts like you're asking a dumb question that everyone should know the answer to, it's actually because he doesn't know the answer, but he's thinking of it
28. Guys enjoy the periodic adrenaline rush, which they achieve by doing stupid things that get them in the emergency room or by going to theme parks
29. Guys have a different sense of humor than girls do.
That's it for this batch. I'm trying to think stuff up that's correct to add to this list.
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chiisai-koneko-3000 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 8:04 pm
very very hinteresting. 3nodding
wut? u didn't know i luv gators? biggrin (cuz tht's prolly y i was pretty much thrown in by trini)
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Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 11:36 pm
Hmm I'm enjoying waiting for these 100 things girls needed to know about guys
And @ cat-woman (your nickname from me because I can never remember how to spell your name sweatdrop ) You like gators do you? I thought gators eat kittens for breakfast twisted
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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:46 am
lol yeah they do eat them neko-chan! XD
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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:39 am
Time to continue a bit.
30. When guys think they need to impress a girl, they resort to the 'Macho Man' routine, which is when they show off how strong they are
31. Guys are, by nature, very proud creatures. If they've gotten their hands on the latest thing or something very expensive, or even the girl of their dreams, they will show it, or her, off.
32. Being proud creatures, guys have a tendancy to get big-headed about their achievements
33. When a guy likes a girl and wants to be her boyfriend, he will often talk his friends into staging some sort of act to win her over, but make it look real, such as, for example, the guy's buddies dressing up as ninjas and he fends them off
34. Guys love showing off and being in the limelight and, when the opportunity arises, will show off their various talents, whether you want them to or not
35. Guys, when it comes down to it, will not hesitate to take the bullet for their buddies, whether it's just taking the blame for eating the last cookie or actually jumping in the way of a bullet.
I apologize about this one being short
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chiisai-koneko-3000 Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 7:13 pm
gonk no! not kittens!! and rikus! u know i just recently got a kitten!!
ninja cat woman.... i like it!! biggrin ninja
but yea, i like just about every sort of critter (except monkeys. they're evil! they throw sh- i mean poop!!) 3nodding
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:37 am
AHHH cute!!!
*shrugs* I've been calling you that for a long time
And monkeys are evil
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chiisai-koneko-3000 Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:02 pm
i know, but i still like it. 3nodding
the only monkey (-like-thing) that i like is a lemour (did i spell that right...?) or a baby monkey. that's it tho.
the little rat thing (aka- my kitten) has been eating me alive and picking fights w/ the others. she's not very smart yet....
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:43 am
I have a dog that eats everything she can get her paws on and still thinks that she is able to run around like a puppy 1/8th of her age
Random fact: Girls blink twice as much as boys
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:58 am
yeah i know you have one. ^^ we have a new puppy... his name is bandit. and he acts like one too. he will take something out of our rooms (like a shirt) and run around the house with the item, his head held up high like he just did the greatest thing ever.
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