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 Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:33 pm
Malfoy: "Hey, Harry want to go to get a butterbeer at the Three Broomsticks?"
Harry: "Sure, that sounds like such fun."
Malfoy: "It is great to have such a good friend as you."
Harry: "You as well. Thank goodness I don't have to have friends like that Ron Weasley or Herimone Granger."
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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 8:42 pm
Dumbeldore: "Now that I've finally killed off that annoying Harry Potter, it's time to take over the world!!! Bwaaahhhahahahahahahaha!!!! twisted "
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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 9:50 pm
*Harry and Voldemort are on the edge of a narrow path that has ended over a pool of hot Lava (very Lord of the Rings-ish) wink *
Voldemort: scream HARRY POTTER!!! twisted I VIL KEEL JOO!!! twisted
Harry: confused Why are you so mean to me? It's not my fault some mad old bat in outside specks made a prophecy about us...
*entire scene shifts instantly to a therapy office, Harry in the armchair with the notepad, while Voldemort is lying on the couch looking at the ceiling*
Voldemort: Well, it all started when my left me in an orphanage, I knew she had died, but still...why did she have to go?
Harry: I see...and how did you feel about that?
Voldemort: Well, I felt abandoned, so I decided to take it out on others.
Harry:I see...and how did that make you feel?
*hours later, Voldemort is crying hystarically into a pillow from the couch*
Voldemort: And then...*sob*...he...he...he...*sniff*...he said the barman and I had the same first name!!! *cries uncontrolably*
Harry: I see...and how did you feel about that?
*even more hours later*
Voldemort: So...*sob, sniff*...I killed him!! *sobs some more, pathetically* I killed my own daddy!! He never loved me!
Harry: I see...and how- o crap I can't put up with your whining anymore...I know I'm supposed to defeat you by my ability to love but suck it up already *pulls out wand and mutters a spell, turning Voldemort into a toilet* There, I'll just wheel you into the nearest gas station bathroom now. See how you like taking someone elses' s**t for a change... rolleyes
^sorry about the language^
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Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 5:58 am
cyniclee that was to funny rofl rofl
Hagrid: (crying) oh, please get that fluffy little bunny away from me. You know I am scared of animals.
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Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 6:55 am
Fred: Gosh I love having Ron as a brother
George: I thought I was your favorite brother? gonk
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Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 7:16 am
Hermionie: I HATE house elves, they belong in the kitchen, cleaning and making things for us.
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Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 11:54 am
Dumbledore to Hagrid: "See that wizard over there? That's Lord Voldemort. Darkest wizard this century, maybe ever. I taught him everything he knows."
Hagrid:" You must be so proud. If only Harry could be more like him.........Where did we go wrong?"
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Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 4:37 pm
Neville: (Yelling at Snape) You are the worst teacher ever, and you had better just back off if you know what is good for you!
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Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 11:24 am
Voldemort and Snape dancing around and singing:
"Oh, I'm just wild about Harry. And Harry's wild about me....."
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Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 11:39 am
Another good one rofl rofl rofl
Peter Petigrew: Okay, Voldemort, you look discusting and and I am not working for you. You work for me now. Muhaahaahaa
Voldermort: (whimpering) whatever you say just don't hurt me.
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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 11:07 am
Sirius: REMUS!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!
Remus: I'VE BEEN DYING TO SHOW YOU MY UNCONDITIONED LOVE!!
*hugs and makes out with each other*
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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 9:35 pm
ok, that's just disturbing Kaze.
Lucius (singing): I like big butts and I cannot lie. You other brothers can't deny....'
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Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2005 12:17 pm
Hermione: DRACO!!!! MY DAD RAPED ME!!! LOVE ME, KILL MY DAD!!!
*ugh... that just makes me sick!*
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Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2005 12:19 pm
cyniclee ok, that's just disturbing Kaze. Lucius (singing): I like big butts and I cannot lie. You other brothers can't deny....' That's the point. The point of this thread WAS something that said: "Things Harry Potter characters would never say", and obviously, that was something that Remus and Sirius would NOT do, now was it?
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Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2005 2:51 pm
kaze no sakura That's the point. The point of this thread WAS something that said: "Things Harry Potter characters would never say", and obviously, that was something that Remus and Sirius would NOT do, now was it? very true, I'll give you that Neville: "You want a piece of this?! Bring it on!!!!"
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