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 Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 12:00 am
[XDDDD Darn it Chibi, I knew that was going to happen... lol I'll make it harder for you next time]
Granted! You die along with your wish immediately after your wish was granted as it cast death upon deathly wishes!
I wish the sky began raining saltine crackers on everyone except me as the saltine crackers cannot not hit me in any way, form, or manner other than being crushed by my footsteps or curving it's projected path in space to avoid me or move away when I desired so that I could keeping moving along my path in space in the case it were blocked.
8D
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Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 1:03 pm
Granted! But due to a slight miscalculation of step, you slip on a crushed saltine, land on your butt bone, and jar your spinal cord, making you unable to stand up. The downpour of saltine crackers pile up around you, forming a prison that you must either eat your way out of, or die.
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And you have no cheese.
*Dun dun DUN!*
I wish that I could make anything from my imagination become reality upon me saying the word "SHAZAAM"! .
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Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 3:26 pm
Granted, but due to a slight mishearing of "SHAZAAM" you really summon Kazaam and find yourself in a cheesy movie with Shaquille O'Neill from 1996.
I wish for world peace.
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Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 5:57 pm
Granted! But world peace is achieved after WWIII where everyone dies because everyone decides to use their nuclear weapons.
I wish that I wasn't sick.
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Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 6:05 pm
Granted, but you're not healthy either.
I wish I was a fairy.
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 5:49 pm
Granted! But you're captured by scientists and have terrible probing experiments done on you.
I wish I was a cat.
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dewshine_angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 7:16 pm
(Bwahahahahahah! Oh man Nebbie, that cracked me up! )
Granted! Unfortunately for you however, you're on your way to be spayed.
I wish I had my entire gaia inventory IRL.
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 9:11 pm
Granted! Unfortunately, the IRS takes everything but your peasant clothes.
I wish that I could hang out with all of my Gaia friends in real life.
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dewshine_angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 11:18 pm
Granted! But you find we're all really robots! (Lol, had to make a pun on what Mallow's mom had said a while back mrgreen )
I wish I didn't have allergies.
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Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 3:20 pm
Granted! But Chuck Norris shows up at your front door with a machine gun pointed at you. (I had to do that. I watched the cheesiest Chuck Norris movie today out of boredom.) xp
I wish that I could predict the future.
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Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 8:54 am
Granted! But everyone calls you a descendant of Cassandra and no one is willing to believe you, not even when a meteor is on a path to collide with Earth!
I wish I had a pet cat. A nice pet cat, that didn't try to actively attack me or my family or my friends, or even the neighbor kid that wants to pet him/her.
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Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 6:12 pm
Granted! Unfortunately, your nice kitty is a kitty plushie.
I wish that I could force my will on others.
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Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 2:54 pm
Granted! However, you find that your will is controlled subliminally by CSpan, creating political zomboids of questionable intent.
I wish people walked on their hands and ate with their feet.
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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 4:02 pm
Granted! But pooping just became alot messier...
I wish that I didn't have to do my student teaching.
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dewshine_angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:24 pm
Granted! but instead you're being taught by the students. (Take this as you will)
I wish we didn't need money for everything.
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