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Josh was about to tell Godfrey how he definitely was not going to drink any sort of wart potion no matter if some masterass potion master made it or what when he was cut of by the intruder. He stepped back reflexively figuring he could definitely outrun the short creature, human whatever it was.

The smell coming off him was like lighter fluid, gasoline, heavy smoke. Josh wrinkled his nose, putting an arm in front of Godfrey and pushing him slightly behind himself protectively. "If I had ten sickles I wouldn't be using it to buy any potions, ugly. If they work so well why didn't you use any on yourself?" Josh swallowed hard, the strong smell coating his mouth.

"Oy!" A voice yelled from the mouth of the alley just in front of them, only the light from her readied wand giving light to herself. She moved quickly, heavy boots barely making a sound as she kept her wand on the street vendor.

"I told you before if I caught you trying to deal that, your probation would be out the window. What are you doing?"

Blue hair flashed like a showing of every phase of the day beneath the street lamp she now stood under, violet tips making the violet of her eyes seem to almost glow. She was barely5'2", tiny but all curves in her less than outfit. Her bikini top seemed so out of place, yet totally a part of her and much easier to move than some heavy trench coat and suit get up most Auror's were associated with.

The man jumped up like a jackrabbit, disappearing with a loud pop before he'd touched back down. Several tiny bags fell to the cobbled street, breaking open with a whoosh of sweet, powdery substances and others with a dull thump of rolled up dryer lint.

"Pretty........huh?" With the absence of the enthralling music, Godfrey snapped out of the spell, shaking his head as if his ears were clogged with water.

" What's.... where'd the creep go?" He said, looking in the spot he was in before focusing on Mari.

Now, Godfrey was not really a girl- man, but even he appreciated a good set of boobs when he saw.them.. And the boobs on the tiny girl no taller than himself were... were London Sol tier boobs. (He'd admit having a few odd dreams of her petting his ears while he laid on her chest)

"Um.... oh Merlin... how long was I out? Did I get..molested????" Godfrey frantically patted himself down, unaware of how much time he had lost but feeling rather squicked.

"Oh, good.... phew.." Godfrey heaved a sigh of relief, the slimy feeling of hands on him- strangely skeletal and devoid of flesh- disappearing.

"Uh.. report?" Godfrey took a step back. Oh geeze that's all he needed, something else in his file. "No... I mean... not really. Uh... we were just going to the benefit concert nearby, the one for St. Mungo's. The tickets cost twenty galleons each!"

Godfrey was usually pretty good at lying, but not to people with boobs like those. Big.. round... truth detectors they were. And the tickets were really just six galleons minimum, but he had obviously donated a bit more.

"They are only playing tonight. One our favourite wizarding bands." So he may not be able to lie, but he could definitely try to appeal with cuteness. Godfrey grabbed Josh's hand and slumped his shoulders, letting his ears fall back heavily and lowering his head until he could look at her through his eye lashes with his big, blue eyes and a modest pout on his lips. Worked wih most people, his parents included. "We already would have been there if not for the creeper and you wouldn't even have known we were out."

His tail dragged limply back and forth on the cobblestones, the white tip becoming greyed with the dirt on the street.

"Look, I really hate being a heavy because I know how it is. Heck, in Gryffindor it's kind of a right of passage to go sneaking out at night, but there's a big difference between sneaking out and getting by and sneaking out and getting caught." she took out a small composition notepad from her back pocket and snapped her fingers, a pen appearing between her blue nailed fingers.

"You guys could of gotten mugged or hurt or worse... Things are gettin' kind of tough around here with the Ministry activity in Knockturn, not that it's a bad thing, but people get desperate. So," she began to write quickly, glancing between the two of them, "Just be good boys and I promise to help you out with not getting expelled? Names."

Josh sighed a bit, disappointed in getting busted. It was going to be a fun night with Godfrey. Still, getting busted was better than being force fed potions by a crazy old person or whatever the hell anyways. Hufflepuffs just weren't sneaky enough. The thought made him smile.

Josh tugged on his jacket sleeve, pulling the fabric down over his hands to keep them warm with the absence of Godfrey's touch.

"Uh, Josh Vulnero, ma'am." He chewed his lip, wondering just who exactly this blue haired woman was.

"Huh? What... me? If I became a famous person over night and no one told me I'm gunna be pissed." He laughed a bit, eyebrows raised in disbelief.