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 Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 3:28 pm
Hello? Who is this? The Dog Whisperer? Sorry, I don't have a dog, but do you have the number to the Ferret Whisperer? What was that? HEY! YOU CANT SAY THAT TO ME!!!! You called me!!!! *hangs up*
The FBI is calling...
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Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 11:54 pm
What do you mean what did I do last Thursday? How is that any of your business? Oh...the FBI? -whispers off the phone- Hide the drugs. What were you saying sir?
A Pimp is calling...
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Jamais Changeant Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:09 pm
Hello? damn it, Jose! How many times do I have to tell you! I ain't got the money, Ricardo does! No- listen to me, pimpy! Nobody comes down Oak Street anyways! No I- you-I don- CRACK W**RE?! No, ya know what? I quit! I'm going to Lorenzo!
(I apologize for the unintentional racism, honestly)
A succubus is calling (if you don't know, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Succubus and this is the male counterpart, just for fun! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incubus_(demon))
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 7:36 pm
What? Do you make me want to what? You sick b*****d! Your trick only works if I can see you and this isn't a camera phone. Go to hell! Oh wait, you're already there!
XD sexy
A crocadile hunter look-a-like is calling.
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Jamais Changeant Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 4:46 pm
Hello? What? The crocodile hunter? HOW DARE YOU MOCK STEVE!!!!! I SHOULD COME OVER THERE, CUT YOUR HEAD OFF AND FEED IT TO THE CROCODILES!!!!! *slams phone against the wall*
Santa Clause is calling...
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Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 7:35 am
STAY OUT OF MY HOUSE!
And angry necromorph is calling rofl
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Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 7:20 pm
Hello? *pulls phone away from ear* again with the screaming? Is that you mom? go away! *hangs up*
God is calling
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Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 10:00 am
Yes God...I have thought about what Jesus would do, but honestly...you only think he's great cause he's your son and died for our sins. Psh...I got an A in science. Beat that! -slams phone- (Don't take offense here!)
The tooth fairy is calling.
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Jamais Changeant Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 3:51 pm
Hello? Yes, I lost another tooth. No I didn't steal this one from my little brother. Yes I know I have bad dental hygiene. Leave me alone and gimme my quarter
Death is calling
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Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 7:49 pm
Hello death? oh no wrong number...You're looking for my grandma.
Harry Potter is calling
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Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:20 pm
Hello? Oh, hey there Harry. Um, no I did not see You Know Who. No, I don;t want to help you. Well ya see, I'm no magician...... fine have an emo moment
The FDA is calling
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Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 2:56 pm
What? The FDA? Whats that?
(I seriously have no idea)
The snow fairy is calling...
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Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 4:45 pm
FDA- Food and Drug Administration
Take all yer ice, I don't want it. Hell, go hunt Aslan. I want his fuzzy kittyness. Bring him alive
The white b*tch is calling
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 4:56 am
*picks up phone* .... *slams phone down* Stupid goddamn b*tch....
I'm calling
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 12:48 pm
I want your babies.
Now, I'm calling.
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