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 Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:23 pm
Artemis knew full well that Ares loved to play cribbage and was just being childish because he wasn't getting his way. She smirked and looked to her sister. "Wanna play? We're just finishing up this round."
Arnicus looked suspiciously between the two goddesses. "How is it that you three go so quickly from being best friends to bitter enemies and back again? I swear, you're worse than small human children."
"Oh," Artemis said ignoring Arnicus, "Yes, let's talk about the Amazons. They're getting a little bitchy for even my taste. I thought bringing Gabrielle in as queen would do them some good, and in ways, it has, but they're still quite bitter, and Gabrielle is never around long enough to make an impact. Got any ideas to help them out?"
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:11 pm
"Artie, you know cards aren't my thing," Aphrodite smirked before listening to her sister's dilemma. She ignored the dog all together, though. Something about animals always made her want to take a bath. "Weeelll..." she said as she thought about a way to help her sister. Warriors weren't her specialty. "Nope. I got nothin'. I'd say have them dress suggestively but I think they've already got that area covered. Or, you know... uncovered. Whatever," she said with a shrug. "As for Gabrielle... You know she's too busy traipsing around the land with that Warrior Babe of hers to stick with the Amazons for long. For that problem though, I'd just say give it time. They're bound to settle down some time.... Maybe."
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 10:25 am
*twitches a little bit hearin my sisters talk about xena an her blond parasite*
thers no way xena wuld sink low enough teh stay with yur amazon brothel! scream
*i remember im ignorin them an turn back around. i start throwin daggers at a paintin of artemis on deh wall*
stare
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Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 4:28 pm
*Looks over at the painting of her.*
Hey, Ares, that's a pretty good rendering of me. Did you paint that yourself?
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Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 5:14 pm
it waz on deh wall when i got here.... stare
*shoots some lightnin at teh pictur leavin scorch marks that look like horns an a moustach*
it just needed a little fixin up 3nodding
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 1:34 am
Artemis frowns in thought for a moment. "It was here when you got here?" She cocks her head as she starts to remember something. "Wait a second!" She stands up and gets really excited. "I made this tavern! Ha! It was eons ago, when Apollo and I were just little kids!" She runs over behind the bad and flips a toggle that is labled lock/unlock doors. "There we go! Now, we can come and go as we please!" She placed her hands on her hips in self-satisfaction and awaited the praise that was due her.
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 9:19 am
*stares at artemis without movin for a while an drops my dagger on deh floor*
.................whut? WHUT!? scream we culd have been outta here just like that!? scream an yuu MADE this tartarus on earth!? scream whuts wrong with yuu!?
*gets up an starts shootin lightnin an fire balls around deh tavern*
how culd yuu be so STUPID!? gonk an culdnt yuu even make it a little NICER!? scream
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 4:04 pm
 I hear you calling...
Aphrodite ducked as a fireball came her way. "Hey! Watch it, bro. I do not feel like being love en flambe!" she protested before quickly popping over to her hot tub. "If you don't like it so much, why don't you just like, scoot your butt outta here?" she asked as she examined her fingernails.
...and it's needles and pins. 
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 4:41 pm
"Hey! We made this place when we were little kids! It used to be nice, but decades of un-use seems to have taken their toll. I haven't been here since I was like 8. How was I supposed to know you'd come wandering in here like an idiot?"
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 6:36 pm
yuu annoyin pink fluff ball.... stare
*watches aphrodite get all snuggly in her bubbles an i start makin a lightnin ball til artemis says somthin*
i came wanderin in here like a idiot!? eek unless im mistaken yur in here too! stare so yuu got no place actin all high an mighty like i am.
*looks around my side of deh tavern*
but yur lucky i came here an redecorated.... ninja it waz a pile of twigs befor 3nodding
*looks at deh other parts of deh tavern*
yur sides culd always use a little work tho stare
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 12:43 am
I hear you calling...
Aphrodite rolled her eyes. "Yeah, because I like, totally want my side of the tavern looking like a group of hot, sweaty, and smelly dudes tramped through it," she told him before a thoughtful expression appeared on her face. "Now that I think about it, hot doesn't sound too bad," she remarked before snapping her fingers. Two half-dressed men appeared at opposite sides of the hot tub and began taking care of her nails.
...and it's needles and pins.
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Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 8:06 pm
do yuu even kno who these guys are or do yuu just pick outta a hat? stare
*rubs deh top of my nose between my eyes an falls down onteh my chair*
do yuu 2 even kno whut it MEANS teh be a god!? scream we shuld be terrorizin villages not playin cards an paintin nails! gonk ill show yuu how ish done 3nodding
*stands back up an holds up my hands out. a purple flash comes up an joxer in front of me*
AAH! eek this isnt deh bathroom! eek *ares punches me in deh tummy* AAARG an thass realleh not helpin gonk *coffs an rolls over on deh floor*
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:21 am
I hear you calling...
The blonde Goddess glared at her brother. "Ex-Squeeze me, but I don't think it's your job to like, tell me how to do mine," she told him. She rolled her eyes when she watched him attack Joxer. "Oh sure. Picking on all of the village idiots is totally a godly action," she commented.
...and it's needles and pins.
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:18 pm
*bangs joxers head on teh arm of my throne then glares at aphrodite*
first yuu get rid of deh garbage an THEN yuu deal with deh rest 3nodding mebbe keep some alive if ther worthy 3nodding
OWW OWW OWW OWW gonk im worthy! im JOXER TEH- oww JOXER TEH MIGHTY! mrgreen *starts gettin woozy* bluuuuh gonk
yuu wer whut i had in mind when i said garbage stare
*throws joxer on deh floor an cracks knuckles*
besides aph whut is it yuu realleh do? stare just sit around an take bubble baths?
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:40 pm
"Bro, you don't wanna know what I can really do," she threatened him before blowing bubbles out of her hands. "And for your information, love has caused like, wars all over the place. Does Troy ring a bell?"
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